Why is Rob Schneider even allowed on a movie set?

Turned on the tv and, lo and behold, there was the masterpeice of movie art called Deuce Bigalow, European gigolo.

I watched for about 5 minutes, and at this point my blood was boiling with rage over the fact that Rob Schneider is allowed to make movies.

My really makes me lol is that after Mel Gibsons little faux pas a few years ago, Schnider said "I, Rob Schneider pledge from this day forward to never work with Mel Gibson"

Yeah, like thats ever gonna happen, you no-talent hack of a bad loserific wannabe "actor". I'll bet Mel is crying himself to sleep every night.

 

Because someone said to him, "Would you like to make this movie?" He said, "How much for?" Someone said, "This much". He then said, "Okay". Someone then said, "You are now allowed on the movie set". He said, "Thanks". Then they made the movie. It was releasred, and you made you post posing the question you posed.

That is my attempt to explain how it went down.

 

lol, first thing I thought of when I saw this thread was Schneider's swift denunciation of Gibson a couple years back.

 

Rob Schneider is a carrot!

 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0DhAR5nOVVo

 

He was very funny in 50 First Dates.

 

Eeth, that video brought warm feelings to my heart, at least the last few seconds where Rob gets a metal pole rammed thru his skull

 

I want Rob Schneider to make a movie with Uwe Boll, just to make the world 'splode.

 

Who is Rob Schneider and what's a Uwe Boll?

Roy Scheider, Rob Schneider. So close and yet so far.

Hehe.

 

Roy Scheider is cool.

 

I can't say I'm a fan of anything he's done.

 

You can do it!

 

He a very unique actor.

 

I like Rob Schneider

 

Rob Schneider Derp Dee Derp. Derp Dee Derp Dee Derpitty Derp. Until one day....

DA DERP DA DERPA DERPA DERP!

 

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ROB SCHEIDER DIED AS KENNY!!

 

Insert tasteless dead-body-temperature joke here.

 

Because he is good buddies with Sandler and Sandler puts him in all his movies and/or writes and produces crappy movies for Schneider to star in (i.e., Deuce Bigelow, Benchwarmers and the like).

 

derp da derp =/= durka durka

 

Rob Schneider IS...THE STAPLER!

 

I'd prefere he was stapled to the wall....Jebus style

 

I liked him in Knock Off and Judge Dredd.

 

I'd forgotten about Judge Dredd...he is okay in that.

 

He's better in Demolition Man.