Why is Sunny D so gross?

Ugh, I hate that stuff.

 

Maybe because it contains no actual citrus products, and the only other orange liquid is vomit.

 

Well then, vomit sure is tasty.

 

I love it. My mom always has tall glasses of Sunny D waiting for me and my ethnically diverse group of friends after we play basketball.

 

Because it looks egg. Orange and Egg and Milk.

 

"***** what the **** is juice? I want some DRINK"

 

I never liked it either. It was not "orange jucie" enough.

 

Screw Sunny D, you need that Purple stuff

 

Purple stuff has lots of calcium and barium.

 

I like SunnyD

 

Sunny D is like Tang, it's a fake drink trying to pass itself off as a great glass of orange juice. They're both actually potions Dr. Jeckyl accidentally created in his lab while trying to create the perfect orange juice.

 

Sunny D turned a kid yellow.

It's true!

Story

Going wrong

Then it all went terribly wrong.

The Food Commission, an independent consumer organisation, aware of all the hype about this wonder drink, started to seriously question what was actually in Sunny Delight.

"We realised that it was a product roughly equivalent to a Coca Cola-type product," said Kath Dalmeny, Policy Officer at the Food Commission.

"You realise that the kind of healthy attributes that were being given to it in the marketing campaign might not actually be justified in this case."

Consumers began to lose faith in the product, particularly when a little girl turned orange having drunk large quantities of it.

The negative publicity which surrounded this story was not helped by a badly-timed Sunny Delight ad showing a snowman turning orange.

 

Man, I need a recharge!

 

The consistency of that stuff is what bothers me most.

 

It burns when I swallow it.

 

Kyle Katarn posted:

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Man, I need a recharge! [hr][/blockquote]You want a recharge guy?, well then you want that Purple Stuff

the only stuff that'll recharge you up

 

I haven't had it in years, but I remember thinking it wasn't that bad.

 

Purple is a fruit.

 

Hey I like Sunny Delight. Probably because I can't stand orange juice. It's the closest I'll get to it, although I know there's no actual nutritional value to it!

 

Because thats what happens when you try to make sugar taste like good fruit juice.

Urine appears...

 

I love Sunny D. *****.

 

Sunny D, has come in handy as an emergency mixer, when all the good beverages for mixing are all gone.

 

Its because of the over load of sugar