Wigga Tag? - Take this Test to See If You're a Wigger

Answer the following questions and see if you can earn your very own Wigga Tag?. The answers will be below in black. Please don?t look at the answer until you have answered the question.

Answer all the questions and add up your score. Be honest


1. In a give week, how much UPN do you watch?
A. 0-1 hr
B. 2-4 hrs
C 4+ hrs

A=5 (No true gangsta watches that mess - BET!)
B=3 (You're not totally lame but you do have some Justin Timberlake in you)
C=1 (Your trying too hard)


2. How many Minority friends do you have?
A. 0-1
B 2-4
C 4+

A=3 (Not bad)
B=5 (Well Done)
C=10 (you don't really like them, and are just using them - well done)

3. Have you in the past year used the phrase "For Shizzal my ****"
A Yes
B No
C What the heck is For Shizal my ****

A= 52 (Do I have to comment, this phrase is awesome!)
B= -5 (what the fizzle are you doing?)
C=1 (only your ignornace has saved you)

4. Do you think if you accidental rub up against another guy (if you?re a guy) or girl (if you're a girl) you might be gay


A. Yes
B. No

A= 5
B= 1


15-20 points = You've earned your Wigga Tag? and are allowed to blast Master P, Ludcris, Chingy, and G-Unit and other hardcore rappers out your car in the Hood - and play "Candy Shop"

10-14 point= Not bad. You've earned a Learners Permit. With time, you will master the streets and earn your Pass? you're now allowed to blast some of the weaker rappers like Nas(Kelis' boyfriend) and Common and that new fat guy(beans or something?) and some commerical hits from Jay Z out your car while in the Burbs?.

1-9 Points= That's just sad now a days with HipHop on mainstream TV, magazines, etc? You have much work to do? You are now allowed to blast anything from Gwen Stefani. Holla back later!

 

Suzuki is a black wigga.

 

16 pts.

 

lol @ "ludcris"

 

Daaaaaaaaamn.

 

I was in the 1-9 category.

 

I'm brown.

 

Same answers I got on the test your paroding. Number 1 got 5 cause I don't watch UPN at all, 2 I have 2 minoritie friends, third one I got cause only a moron randomy says Fo Shizzil. And for the last, no, rubbing into someone by accident doesn't make you gay.

-The Scummy-

 

20.

I swear these things are rigged.

 

70+


YOU SUCK LUDACRIS!

 

You think accidentally brushing up against a gay makes you gay?

-The Scummy-

 

11. Mostly because I won't use 'fo shizzle'

 

Why the fizzle not?

 

When I was a kid, I was almost expelled from school for making a reference to Mandela and the ANC in a history project.

What does that make me?

 

What I find funniest about this is the fact Nas and Common are considered "Weaker Rappers," while Chingy, G-Unit, and Master P are not considered weak. While not the biggest rap fan anymore, I used to be really into it. Nas and Common are two of the better rappers I've heard. They actually rap about stuff with meaning as opposed to money, jewelry and big rims as the other ones mentioned do.

Oh, and BTW, I got a 4. Guess I'm nowhere close to a wigger



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NAME DROPPER!

 

Yeah, that was the entire joke, Wiggas bump the wack rappers thinking its gully, and ignore the dope ones like Beans, Nas and Common. Ya diiig?[/Twista voice]

 

You think accidentally brushing up against a gay makes you gay?

Note that it said "might". Mostly I just mess with my friends when they accidently touch each other or me.

 

4 points for me.

 

You watch that much UPN?

 

I'm so Wigga, it's not even funny.

 

I'm afraid I don't understand what you're saying. Or did you grow up in South Africa?

 

lol, that was funny... sorry, I had to do it again.

 

OOhhhh, K, I get it now. Dumb moment.