Wonderful Wookiee Willys

Do Wookiees actually have a penis? Has it been stated in any EU lit? Maybe the guide to creatures book with the cool drawings? do they just tuck it back?

 

What the hell...?

 

What do you mean "what the hell?"? I am asking how wookiees procreate.

 

Before I came to these forums, I thought that I was a complete nerd and weirdo for my "obsession" with Star Wars. Then I saw everyone on here. However, this thread takes the cake (this one and the Luke,Mara, sex thread). I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

Indeed, they do, in fact, possess male genitalia.

For more information on the Wookiee genitals, go to http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2005-02-11&res=l .

 

*shakes head in bemusement*

I suggest you join Shabby Blue's ezboard and yahoo groups if you want the answer to that question explained to you in graphic detail.

 

been there.....done that. Penny Arcade inspired this posting but thats not a offical source. lol

 

Penny Arcade not official? HOW DARE YOU!

And about Shabby Blue's board ... well, there's fanatics, and then there's fanatics.

 

Nobody got an answer then? ah wel.....looks like ill have to convert to star trek. They probably know everything about worfs giagantic ....lol

 

Is it normal for someone to make a thread about the genitals of a fictional race from a movie?

 

Well, we do have a thread on SW sexual theory running over 100 pages long...

 

Yeah, and I'd ask the same question for that thread.

Some people need to get laid imo.

 

DarthBale is sounding a bit defensive, got something you want to tell us? a secret love for male wookiees?

 

Not particularly. After all, I didn't make this thread. I'm just amazed that you made this thread and the fact that you've taken Star Wars to this level.

 

well im interested. The sheer size of wookiees and the fact that there is no sight of their reproductive organs confuses me. Your taking great offense to this. Do you have a cardboard cutout of Chewie????

 

I think you confuse taking offense to being shocked/stunned/amazed/slightly confused. There is a huge difference. If I attacked you personally by means of insults, name-calling, etc...that'd be taking offense. This isn't.

And alas no, I don't have a cardboard cutout of Chewie.

 

Actually, the Holocron continuity database has discussion about the genetalia and bodily organs of several species - one of the reasons why it may never be published.

 

(Coughs discreetly.)

I have yet to find any reference to naughty bits in the Holocron. Zillions of other factoids, but nothing on genitalia. I've just checked again - purely in the interests of research, of course. It's dark and lonely work but someone has to do it.

Honestly, young people today....

 

Quite honestly, I'd be more interested in whether Twi-lek females are ... compatible ... with human males

Hahahaha j/k.

 

Quite honestly, I'd be more interested in whether Twi-lek females are ... compatible ... with human males

They are--that, or Face and Dia had a relatively platonic relationship.

 

My friend and I had an interesting discussion about Wookiee sex once...we were stoned off our asses.

 

KarenTraviss: I've just checked again - purely in the interests of research, of course. It's dark and lonely work but someone has to do it.

I am sure somebody over in the Luke, Mara, the Force and Sex in the EU thread could probably help you out in your research.

AG88

 

Why is this in the literature forum? Are you suggesting that there should be an Incredible Cross-Sections book on this? A bit like a Star Wars "The Joy of Sex" manual?

 

More like an "Inter-species Relations" manual.

 

Well, seeing as no-one's actually answered your question yet, I suppose I could make an attempt.

Looking at it logically and in all seriousness:

Wookies have children
THEREFORE
Wookies have a sophisticated adoption agency network
THEREFORE
Wookies know how to spell 'adoption'
THEREFORE
Wookies have some sort of elementary education
THEREFORE
Wookies know how to go to the toilet
THEREFORE
Wookies have toilet seats
THEREFORE
Male Wookies leave the toilet seat up
THEREFORE
Male Wookies stand up to urinate
THEREFORE
er...

I've forgotten the point.

But I think the logic is fairly infallible.