Words that sound dirty, but aren't.

Try to think of some words that sound dirty or obscene, but aren't.

I'll give you a couple of examples:

Kumquat
Asphalt


What words can you think of?

 

Titicaca

 

masticate
fard
mukluk(got that one from that simpsons episode with krusty)

 

uvula

AYBABTU

 

masticate...yep

i went around saying that at sachool, luckily the teachers knew what it meant and didnt get mad, but all the othert kids totally flipped out!!
"do you masticate?" heheh

EDIT: also titicaca too, all the boys in class heard that and burst out laughing uncontrolobly.....boys....tch
and pumice (especially with an acent)

 

Penalize (That depends on the way you pronounce it)

 

puck

crop

sheet

asinine

 

Penal (As in Colony)

 

pianist

master debater

 

"Uranus" (obviously). "Pussy" (referring to cats). (It's really hard to use that word today without getting wierd glances). "Succulent." (Sorry if most of these aren't that good. It's hard for me to think up of these things. They just come to mind at random times.)

 

Brunch

 

Roberto Alamar.

 

Shatner

 

lipstick

 

Farging
Balls
Testicular Cancer
Booby(type of bird)

 

Bush. Oh wait, that IS a dirty word!

 

Ender

 

Uh, what did I do?

 

Oh sorry fingers slipped again.

 

Good one!!

 

Dirty

 

fokker

AYBABTU

 

Trypanosomiasis

I still love that word.

 

Tit mouse....hehehe.

 

I started a thread like this a while ago called "Harmless Profanity". I'm sure it's long been locked, though.