Worst Star Wars jokes...ever!

I feel that that is a fair bit of 'negativity' on the board at the moment, so I thought Iâ??d try and cheer every one up, or at least make you all smile.

OK, so the worst Star Wars related jokes...go!

 

I'm sorry. It's too negative to post.

 

Why did Anakin cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

 

I thought the first one would have to be the classic

How did Vader know what Luke got for Xmas ?

 

I was waiting for that one...^

And the Luke and Obi Wan are in a Chiense, and Luke can't use the chop sticks...

 

How did Wicket get home?

E-Woked

 

Oh, that's bad.

How many Sith electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two...No more, no less. A master, and an apprentice.

 

How many Jedi to change a lightbulb?






Only-wan-kenobi!

 

Crikey, these really are bad

 

There's this dude driving down the motorway in a van, all of a sudden there's a 'bump' on the roof. He pulls over, and takes a look at the top of the van, where he see's a blue brick. "What the...?" He thinks, and throws it away, gets back in and carries on driving.

A few minutes later, he hears another 'bump', gets out and - there's another blue brick on the roof. He takes it off, throws it away and carries on.

He gets about 3 miles when there is yet another 'bump'. Again, he gets out, and finds a blue brick. He picks it up, throws it onto the side of the road and drives off.

About 5 minutes later he heard another 'bump'. By now, he's really mad, and sticks his head out and he sees ... the blue brick. As I mentioned he's really angry by now, and hurls it as far away as he can, it hits some guy on a scooter, bounces off, hits a bridge and bounces, riccochets off a tree, bounces off a bench and goes "Splash!" straight into a lake.

 

A) I don't get it

B) is that a SW related Joke?

 

I must hand it to you, that is indeed the worst Star Wars joke ever!

 

Why thank-you George my good man, I will bear this honour responsibly: spreading terrible humor throughout the known galaxy!



Well, a small part of it anyway.

 

OK, I know I?m opening myself to being called Thick and Stupid, but I didn?t get that either, and I read it twice.
Please, put me out of my misery. And not with a gun, lightsabre, or any other hard object.

 

Well how about with a Blue Brick then?

 

Well, OK, as long as it's quick. [-o|

 

I dont get it either...a blue brick??

 

Yes, a Blue Brick. Think about it

 

i have thought about it and it still makes no sense. unless u mean ice...

 

I'm suspecting Blue screen type stuff here.

I.e blue brick becoming CGI anything you want.

Not funny but that is the idea, I think it's a little too vague for most arouind here


It took me half and hour to think of that and I bet I'm still wrong...

 

Burt, youve got it, after reading your theory the joke just clicked! I think. , Its because the blue screen is always used by GL, the guy in the car may be a SW actor...somat like that... ive gotten myself all confused, but i think its about GL's obsession of Blue Screen and he's throwing a blue brick at people...

 

Even though its explained to me I'm still ??????????. Must be the dormant peroxide gene emerging

 

Far too subtle for me. I don't know what it's going on about.

If I'm going to understand a joke it needs to be 'beat-me-round-the-face' obvious!

 

PHEW! I'm glad it wasn't just me. WE'RE ALL THICK (apart from Dickie, who's thick in a different way. )

 

Cheers mate. Nice to know I am still considered to have my slender grip on sanity.