Yoda is a Human!

He is so old that he got shorter.

His ears grew out and well you know.

What he is, is unknown so he is probley a human.

 

I used to think that as well.

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did you know that a Humans Ears never stop growing as long as they live, that could be proof that he is human.


This is a good theory, unlike other ones we've had recently

 

i wonder what he attributes to his longegivity?

 

what made him turn green?

 

Not as good as my R2-D2 theory, but good.

 

food coloring made him turn green

 

I'm getting sick of this


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i wonder what he attributes to his longegivity?

He found a ring, it made him live really long, and shivel up. Haven't you heard the whispering in the background?...

"My precioussss...*gollum...gollum*"

 

what made him turn green?


His skin got very old and rotted.

 

I used to actually really think that when I was little. Especially when he said to Luke:
When 800 years you are, look as good you won't. or something like that.

 

When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not. Hmm?

 

Sweet Jesus, that's starting to make sense.

 

that line has always bothered me. I'm gonna get one of those computers that can predict what yo ill look like and set it ahead 900 years

 

No one believed me when I said Yoda was a human. this is what I said..

"Yoda is a regular human being who has used the force to keep from dying for 876 years buy has still aged. That's why he's shrunken, bald, wrinkled, green skin, huge ears, squeaky old voice, bad grammar.

To back up my opinion, Yoda did tell Luke that he wouldn't look as good when he reached Yoda's age. "

"No my opinion wasn't based on Yoda's sarcastic comment in ROTJ; I just happened to think of it while I was typing the post. I really think Yoda is supposed to be some kind of muppet version of a 900 year old human being. He lost his fingers in light saber duels. It explains for me the reason there are no other Yoda-Like creatures-he's a regular person who is severely deformed. "

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what made him turn green?

Ahem. I think you mean blue.

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