Saga Yoda's Grammar Lessons

DISCLAIMER: Of course I don't own SW. If my name were George Lucas I would probably have better things to do than to write something like this?

This is just intended to, hopefully, make you smile, it is not serious and it should not be taken as such. Please do forgive me, it is rather silly really?

Yoda's Grammar Lessons

When Obi-Wan Kenobi agreed to give Jedi Master Yoda some grammar lessons, he really didn?t know that he would be needing the patience of a hundred Jedi Masters.

So, somehow, one fine afternoon, he found himself sitting in front of the venerated old master.

"Master, I have brought you the datapad we are going to use?" Obi-Wan said full of hope.

"A datapad I need not, all there is to learn in the Force is?" Yoda said very serious and looking rather stubborn.

This was going to be tricky. Obi-Wan didn?t need the Force to tell him that.

"Alright, just give it a look, will you please?" Obi-Wan pleaded.

Yoda took the datapad in his little, green, wrinkled hands giving it a bored look.

"Teach me with this, you will, huh?" Yoda asked rather incredulous.

"I will try?" Obi-Wan replied.

Big mistake.

"TRY? NO!! Try you must not. Do, always do. To nowhere, trying will get you, mmm..."

Now he'd done it, Obi-Wan knew he was in big trouble now. Yoda spent the next half an hour telling him off for making such a basic mistake.

Finally, after Obi-Wan had apologised in every language and way he knew, he started again:

"Alright, first of all Master Yoda, this is very important: you must learn to put the words in the right order?"

"A problem with the order, there is not. Mistaken you must be for my speech clear always is?" Yoda said looking at Obi-Wan as though as the young Jedi Knight had lost his marbles.

"Well?for example, what you've just said?you were supposed to say 'There isn?t a problem with the order. You must be mistaken for my speech is always clear'. Can you see the difference, Master?" Obi-Wan asked patiently ignoring the way the master was looking at him, clearly doubting the integrity of the younger Jedi's mental health.

"Master Kenobi, not sure I am I know what talking about you are, a problem you have I think," Yoda said astonishing the younger Jedi.

This was going to be a nightmare. Obi-Wan had just known it from the beginning but had tried to ignore the whole thing.

"Ok, let's start with something easy. Repeat with me, please 'Coruscant is the capital planet of the Republic'," Obi-Wan said, hoping to get this lesson finally started.

"Why?" Yoda asked, now seriously thinking Obi-Wan had gone mad.

"Why, what?" Obi-Wan repeated utterly confused.

"Why say that I must? That fact already we know, grammar lessons these are, not geography," the old master replied rather patronisingly.

"Yes, of course, but, we're trying to practice here?"

Oops.

Not again! Obi-Wan saw the little Jedi Master get a slightly darker shade of green, as in preparation, and Obi-Wan had to go through yet another half an hour of lecture.

His patience decreasing dangerously, Obi-Wan chose to ignore the whole thing and, once more, he started the lesson.

"Please, Master Yoda, we really need to do this?" Obi-Wan whispered. He was getting a headache now.

"Ok, Agree with you, I do?" Yoda replied shocking him again.

Obi-Wan refrained with all his might from rolling his eyes.

"Alright then, so, repeat with me ' The house is white', please?" Obi-Wan said praying for all that was good in the galaxy to help him.

Yoda seemed to be thinking about it, making Obi-Wan even more nervous.

"White the house is, you think? Difficult to see it is, I think, mmm," Yoda finally said.

"What? Why?" Obi-Wan asked getting desperate.

"Well, of the point of view it depends: white may it be for you but, for others it may not be?" Yoda replied very sure of himself.

Ok. Obi-Wan had had it. He was giving up. Not even his entire Jedi training had prepared for this. He was beginning to get scared now.

"Much fear I sense for you, Master K

 

White the house is, you think? Difficult to see it is, I think, mmm," Yoda finally said.

ROFLOL!!! Loved this Sanae!

 

HAHAHAHAHA!!! That's great! Poor Kenobi, having to put up w/ that little troll! how difficult, a Jedi MAster can be!

 

Thanks guys!!!

I'm glad I managed to make you smile!

 

Hilarity!

The white house and the end were especially priceless.

_PSK_

 

"Why say that I must? That fact already we know, grammar lessons these are, not geography," the old master replied rather patronisingly.

LOL... Old school Yoda, like back in the Degobah swamp confusing Luke... NIIICE... We don't usually get to see trickster Yoda in the Prequels, mostly butt-kicking Yoda...

 

Very nice!

 

Beautiful xD I loved it.

 

This is hilarious... you'd think Yoda would realize how aggravating teaching can be after having done it himself for so long, how it requires the cooperation of the student... but he needs to make sure everything conforms completely to Jedi teachings and grammar be damned, even though it's what he's supposed to be learning... what a scrap of mischief he can be when he puts his mind to it! Poor Obi-Wan... he's a good teacher, but he's always set the most difficult pupils, I'm now convinced!

 

great the work is, Padawan Sanae. deep have you the essence of Jedi Master Yoda!

 

LOL

 

I would've added...

"Frustrated you are I see, Master Obi-Wan. Have you a stiff drink, suggest I may."


Simply hilarious! Great job!