Beyond - Legends Mara Jade's Facebook Page - The story of L/M (as told via Facebook) - thank you!

Written as a challenge - Create a Facebook page for a character that tells a story.

Follow-up: Mara Jade Skywalker's Deadbook Page.

Winner, 2011 Beyond the Saga Fanfiction Awards: Best Vignette

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[i]The story of L/M as told through Facebook.[/i]




[i][b]Mara Jade[/b] is now friends with [b]Luke Skywalker.[/b][/i]
[b]Talon Karrde:[/b] This should be interesting.
[b]Luke Skywalker:[/b] Thanks for accepting my friend request, Mara! Finally...
[b]Mara Jade:[/b] @Karrde: shut up.
@Skywalker: No problem, Farmboy.
[b]Han Solo:[/b] :snickers:



[i][b]Mara Jade[/b] is considering Jedi training. [/i]
[b]Luke Skywalker[/b] likes this.
[b]Mara Jade:[/b] I said -considering-, don't get your hopes up.
[b]Luke Skywalker:[/b] : pout:
[b]Talon Karrde:[/b] Interesting, indeed.
[b]Han Solo:[/b] :snickers:
[b]Zakarisz Ghent:[/b] Hey, Mara. Karrde said you need some slicing work done. I can help you with that.



[i][b]Leia Organa Solo[/b] ---> [b]Mara Jade[/b] Hey, Mara. Luke's been bugging me to get you to accept him as a friend again. He's sorry for that whole serving the re-born Emperor thing.[/i]
[b]Mara Jade:[/b] Sigh, FINE. Tell him to re-send it.



[i][b]Mara Jade[/b] is now friends with [b]Luke Skywalker.[/b][/i]
[b]Luke Skywalker:[/b] Thanks, Mara. Sorry about that whole turning to the Dark Side thing.
[b]Mara Jade:[/b] Whatever.



[i][b]Mara Jade[/b] Heading off to Yavin IV for a bit. Anybody know anything to do there?[/i]
[b]Luke Skywalker[/b] likes this.
[b]Leia Organa Solo:[/b] Good luck with the Jedi training, Mara! I wish I could be there with you, but running the government and raising three Force-sensitive children takes up all my time.
[b]Luke Skywalker:[/b] Whatever, Leia.
[b]Mara Jade:[/b] Take it to your own pages, guys.
[b]Han Solo:[/b] I know someone you can do on Yavin IV.
[b]Luke Skywalker:[/b] ...
[b]Leia Organa Solo:[/b] HAN!
[b]Zakarisz Ghent:[/b] Hey, Mara. Karrde said you need some slicing work done. I can help you with that.



[i][b]Mara Jade[/b] is now friends with [b]Corran Horn[/b].[/i]
[b]Han Solo:[/b] CorSec? Really?
[b]Corran Horn:[/b] WOOOO!



[i][b]Mara Jade[/b] Off to work with [b]Lando Calrissian.[/b] This should be fun.[/i]
[b]Talon Karrde[/b] and [b]Lando Calrissian[/b] like this.
[b]Han Solo:[/b] Lando? Really?
[b]Lando Calrissian:[/b] Don't be jealous, Solo.
[b]Zakarisz Ghent:[/b] Hey, Mara. Karrde said you need some slicing work done. I can help you with that.
[b]Luke Skywalker:[/b] Have fun not learning the ways of the Force.



[i][b]Leia Organa Solo[/b] --> [b]Mara Jade[/b] Hey Mara. Luke says he's sorry. He wants you to accept his friend request again.[/i]



[i][b]Mara Jade[/b] is now friends with [b]Luke Skywalker[/b].[/i]
[b]Talon Karrde:[/b] Again?
[b]Han Solo:[/b] :snickers:
[b]Corran Horn:[/b] Hey Mara, some of the Rogues might be sending you friend requests, FYI.



[i][b]Mara Jade[/b] is now friends with [b]Wedge Antilles[/b].[/i]



[i][b]Mara Jade[/b] is now friends with [b]Tycho Celchu[/b].[/i]



[i][b]Mara Jade[/b] is now friends with [b]Wes Janson[/b].[/i]



[i][b]Mara Jade[/b] is now friends with [b]Hobbie Klivian[/b].[/i]



[i][b]Mara Jade[/b] is now friends with [b]Gavin Darklighter[/b].[/i]



[i][b]Mara Jade[/b] --> [b]Corran Horn[/b] TELL THE ROGUES TO STOP SENDING ME FRIEND REQUESTS, DAMMIT.[/i]



[i][b]Mara Jade[/b] Off to Belsavis. Yippee.[/i]
[b]Zakarisz Ghent:[/b] Hey, Mara. Karrde said you need some slicing work done. I can help you with that.



[i][b]Mara Jade[/b] GOING OUT TO DRINK AND DANCE ON THAT LYING SACK OF POODOO PALPATINE'S GRAVE. WHO'S WITH ME?[/i]
[b]Han Solo, Lando Calrissian,[/b] and [b]35[/b] other friends like this.
[b]Lando Calrissian:[/b] I'll accompany you, milady!
[b]Luke Skywalker:[/b] You know, anger is of the Dark Side, Mara.
[b]Mara Jade:[/b] Don't you have some body-snatching girlfr

 

HAHAHAHA too awesome and funny!!!! I LOVED it!!! Coolest challenge ever, by the way.

Mara Jade is now friends with Callista Ming.
Luke Skywalker: Uh....
Callista Ming: Thanks, Mara! I want to talk to you about some stuff when you get a chance.
Talon Karrde: AWK-WARD.
Lando Calrissian: Well hello, what have we here?

For some reason, Lando's line here actually made me laugh out loud. Like, really hard. It was kindasorta embarassing lol. I could just hear him saying it. Too funny.

 

So, this is what a Facebook page looks like!


Mara Jade is now friends with Wes Janson.

Really?


Mara Jade is now friends with Callista Ming.

WHAT?!

Luke Skywalker: Count me in. Oh, can you please delete Callista as a Facebook friend? Thanks.
Mara Jade: I deleted her two days after I friended her. I only did it to freak you out.

That's better! I thought it was a computer virus.


Mara Jade is now friends with Luke Skywalker.

How many times was that?


Mara Jade is now engaged to Luke Skywalker.

Mara Jade is now married to Luke Skywalker.



Thanks for that, Nanci, it was really fun! It's actually making consider getting a Facebook page.

 

Mara Jade GOING OUT TO DRINK AND DANCE ON THAT LYING SACK OF POODOO PALPATINE'S GRAVE. WHO'S WITH ME?
Han Solo, Lando Calrissian, and 35 other friends like this.
Lando Calrissian: I'll accompany you, milady!
Luke Skywalker: You know, anger is of the Dark Side, Mara.
Mara Jade: Don't you have some body-snatching girlfriend to screw?!
Talon Karrde: Awk-ward.
Han Solo: :snickers:
Leia Organa Solo: HAN!


Mara Jade is now friends with Callista Ming.
Luke Skywalker: Uh....
Callista Ming: Thanks, Mara! I want to talk to you about some stuff when you get a chance.
Talon Karrde: AWK-WARD.
Lando Calrissian: Well hello, what have we here?



Oh yeah, still laughing...

This was an awesome idea! I kept having to laugh throughout.

 

JM77: You are the limit!

 

REALLY fun read! Great job!

 

Cool idea!

I like all the

Zakarisz Ghent: Hey, Mara. Karrde said you need some slicing work done. I can help you with that.

and

Han Solo: :snickers:

 

That. Was. Hilarious.

 

Oh dear god. Hilarious throughout! Whether it be Mara unfriending Luke or Han :snickering: and Leia getting after him. Awesome! XD

Peace,
Bea

 

Very entertaining!

 

Loved it!! Thanks for the fun read!!

~Celeste

 

Han Solo: I know someone you can do on Yavin IV.
Luke Skywalker: ...
Leia Organa Solo: HAN!


Mara Jade: Don't you have some body-snatching girlfriend to screw?!
Talon Karrde: Awk-ward.
Han Solo: :snickers:
Leia Organa Solo: HAN!

Lando Calrissian: Well hello, what have we here?
Perfect response.


Leia Organa Solo --> Mara Jade Hey, Mara. Luke wants you to accept his friend request, please. Again. He's sorry about bugging you about Jedi training. Again.


Zakarisz Ghent: Dislike...
Awww.

Love Han's "Snickers."

Hilarious piece.

 

Mara Jade GOING OUT TO DRINK AND DANCE ON THAT LYING SACK OF POODOO PALPATINE'S GRAVE. WHO'S WITH ME?

That legitimately made me laugh aloud. I can completely imagine Mara doing that. :Snicker:

Fantastic!

 

This was hilarious! I really laughed out loud at several parts. I'd C&P them, but there'd be way too many!

Excellent work!

(this from someone who NEVER updates her FB, LOL)

 

Nanci!



That was hilarious.

My favorite parts, Mara defriending Luke.

You should a Jag one. That would be so epic!

 

Sithspawn! This is just too hilarious! I absolutely loved it... and I really, strongly dislike Facebook. But it makes for such a good mirror for their relationship!

Thanks for that little bit of laughter on a cold day.

 

Loved this! Very original and amusing!

But you forgot the requests for the Tatooine Farmville game!

 

Sooo hilarious!
My favorite parts:

all the "Han Solo: :snickers:" parts

Mara Jade is considering Jedi training.
Luke Skywalker likes this.
Mara Jade: I said -considering-, don't get your hopes up.
Luke Skywalker: : pout:



All the times Leia had to keep asking Mara to accept Luke's friend request again. And all the times Luke had to apologize.

Mara Jade is now friends with Luke Skywalker.
Luke Skywalker: Thanks, Mara. I promise not to bug you again!
Leia Organa Solo: Sure, just like you don't bug me?
Luke Skywalker: Can it, Leia!
Han Solo: :snickers:



Mara Jade is now married to Luke Skywalker.
Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa Solo, and 50 million other friends like this


This was so creative and original! You're making me want to write a story in this style, but I don't want to steal your idea.

Bravo! Excellent job!

 

*Trying to catch breath*

THAT WAS PRICELESS!!!! Just when I think everything has been done, you come up with this
unique idea!

Bravo!

 

Clever

That was so fun to read.

 

Well done.

 

Thanks for reading, everyone!


aurra:

HAHAHAHA too awesome and funny!!!! I LOVED it!!! Coolest challenge ever, by the way.

Thanks! I read the challenge and when the idea of the L/M romance popped in to my head, I just couldn't resist.

For some reason, Lando's line here actually made me laugh out loud. Like, really hard. It was kindasorta embarassing lol. I could just hear him saying it. Too funny.

Heh, that old smoothie.


Hazel:

Glad you enjoyed it! Facebook can be addicting, but I like Twitter more. Perhaps I'll write a Twitter page next...


Ceillean:

I'm glad to make you laugh! I giggled a lot while writing it, I admit. Especially at Han's Yavin IV line, because I'm immature.


Jade:

Hugs!!!


Trace:

Thanks, glad you enjoyed it!


Tarsier:

Poor Ghent!


Briannakin:

Thank you, dear!


lauries:

I loved the idea of Mara continuously unfriending Luke.


Misty:

Thanks!


Celsete:

Thank you!


Fels:

Thank you. And yes, poor Ghent. Hopefully he'll find a nice blue-haired girl of his own some day.


Ebony:

Yeah, she was just a little bit pissed at him after Children of the Jedi. Thanks for reading!


kayladie:

Thanks! I don't really go on Facebook much anymore, but the idea of relationships plastered across Facebook is just too funny.


Jaina:

Thanks! I've actually seen a Jaina one on another board, and it was hysterical. I'm considering doing a Twitter page now.


Reva:

Thanks for reading, I'm glad you enjoyed it! And yeah, their relationship is pretty funny when it's boiled down to the Facebook basics.


madman:

Thanks! The idea to write a Facebook page came from a challenge on another board, but I had to run with this idea. It ended up being a lot longer than I intended, lol.


dancing star:

All the times Leia had to keep asking Mara to accept Luke's friend request again. And all the times Luke had to apologize.

Hee, those were my favorites, too. Damn Luke just doesn't know when to stop putting his foot in his mouth.

You're making me want to write a story in this style, but I don't want to steal your idea.

Do it! I got this idea from a challenge on another board, so the idea isn't mine, just the content!


Jade Pilot:

Just when I think everything has been done, you come up with this

Awww, thanks! Glad you enjoyed it!


Tkeira:

Thanks!


Solo and Fel:

Thank you!

 

kataja: likes this

 

HA! Well played!

 

This is hilarious!!!! Like, like like =) Excellent JediMara777!