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JCC Embrace The FU - Formerly the STAR WARS IS BAD thread

Discussion in 'Community' started by -polymath-, Oct 30, 2012.

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  1. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    One is healthier and could actually perform the job both of them were hired for without being gassed?
     
    A Chorus of Disapproval , Mar 29, 2022
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  2. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 9

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    The job is being a bodyguard, being big helps with that.

    They aren't supposed to be ninja assassins, most of the job is looking tough & swinging an axe/sword around if need be
     
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    SithLordDarthRichie, Mar 29, 2022
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  3. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Needing to stop in the middle of a fight to use an inhaler and take an insulin shot does not help with that.
     
    A Chorus of Disapproval , Mar 29, 2022
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  4. Jedi_Sith_Smuggler_Droid

    Jedi_Sith_Smuggler_Droid Force Ghost star 6

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    I didn’t realize how different the head shaped are.
     
    Jedi_Sith_Smuggler_Droid, Mar 29, 2022
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  5. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Look at all the mucous and drool. Respiratory problems are not anything to aspire to.
     
    A Chorus of Disapproval , Mar 29, 2022
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  6. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 9

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    Size is not an indication of fitness

    Plenty of pro wrestlers are flabby, you think they're unfit?

    What about Sumo?

    Nobody messed with Wilson Fisk and his 2% body fat and that guy weighs like 600lbs
     
    SithLordDarthRichie, Mar 29, 2022
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  7. gezvader28

    gezvader28 Chosen One star 6

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    you're judging them by human standards , for all you know the bigger ones are a healthier weight for a Gamorrean.
     
    gezvader28, Mar 29, 2022
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  8. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    A Chorus of Disapproval , Mar 29, 2022
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  9. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 9

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    Even by human standards they're not necessarily unfit
     
    SithLordDarthRichie, Mar 29, 2022
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  10. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    The leaner ones were seen running and jumping. The larger ones were seen literally rolling on the ground attempting to get enough momentum in their roll to get back to their feet in the Rancor pit.
     
    A Chorus of Disapproval , Mar 29, 2022
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  11. gezvader28

    gezvader28 Chosen One star 6

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    I saw them walking backwards off a cliff.
     
    gezvader28, Mar 29, 2022
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  12. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    That was during the exciting conclusion. They ran and leaped and didn't have respiratory problems during their adventures in making the streets safer.
     
    A Chorus of Disapproval , Mar 29, 2022
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  13. Darth Smurf

    Darth Smurf Small, but Lethal star 6

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    Seems when shrinking the pic you changed from 3:6 to 5:4.
    I use the same excuse when my wife is looking at photos and says: Wow you got fat.
     
    Darth Smurf, Mar 29, 2022
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  14. TiniTinyTony

    TiniTinyTony 16X Wacky Wed/12X Hangman Winner star 7 VIP - Game Winner

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    https://tenor.com/bzgav.gif
     
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    TiniTinyTony , Mar 29, 2022
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  15. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    Here's a crazy thought: maybe not all Gammoreans look exactly alike. I mean, they can't all be visually indistinguishable the way all humans are, right? o_O
     
    Sarge, Mar 29, 2022
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  16. Bacon164

    Bacon164 Chosen One star 8

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    y they nekid
     
    Bacon164, Mar 29, 2022
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  17. Thena

    Thena Chosen One star 7

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    OK
    But the old ones all looked exactly alike. And the new ones also look exactly alike each other.
    It's like poetry, it rhymes.
     
    Thena, Mar 29, 2022
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  18. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Chosen One star 7

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    Maybe they just evolve really quicky
     
    SuperWatto, Mar 29, 2022
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  19. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    What... Gamorrean is evolving...
     
    Darth Guy, Mar 29, 2022
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  20. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken Force Ghost star 7

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    but as always practicing safe sex is the best protection
     
    Rylo Ken, Mar 29, 2022
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  21. Thena

    Thena Chosen One star 7

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    Let's face it. Gamorreans are real hams
     
    Thena, Mar 29, 2022
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  22. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Chosen One star 7

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    How likely is it that they wrote some of the script, then realized that the old Gamorreans couldn't very well be in a cool fight scene because it would just look ridiculous.
    So they 'updated' them.
     
    SuperWatto, Mar 29, 2022
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  23. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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    I'm sure the new costumes are much, much better for the stunt guys to do their action scenes.
     
    Sarge, Mar 29, 2022
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  24. Thena

    Thena Chosen One star 7

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    They could just have the stunt guys wear only padded suits and then add the "Gamorrean" likeness via CG.
     
    Thena, Mar 29, 2022
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  25. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 9

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    Gamorreans would look silly wearing more clothes to fight?
     
    SithLordDarthRichie, Mar 29, 2022
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