It was basically Zombieland (in terms of overall tone) meets The Walking Dead (in terms of being a TV show about survivors in a zombie apocalypse). It was fun, didn't take itself too seriously, had its moments, had its highs and lows, like any TV show. You knew what you were getting into if you sat down to watch it. I've seen much worse that actually tried to be good. The cocaine bear just reminded me of it.
The 2016 election. War in Ukraine Revoking women’s right to vote. Crypto and Nonfudge GIFs. The COVID pandemic. Revoking the right to vote for all non-white males and anyone who doesn’t own land. It seems like all of it would almost be worth it for Cocaine Bear the movie to win Best Picture in this timeline.
That was super fun and appropriately messy. Is that Ray Liotta's final movie? The film was dedicated to him so Spoiler if he goes out as an unrepentant bad guy and eaten by a family of coked up bears, that's a hellova way to go out cinematically for alll time.
I'm reading this out of context, and it was damn hilarious. Seriously, though, we saw the movie and it was interesting. I agree with BigAl's assessment.
Yeah, this was a very fun time. Hilarious, absurd and appropriately gory. This was also the first time I've ever seen a movie where I could go "Hey, I know that guy from TikTok". And I rarely use TikTok, which just makes the likelihood even rarer. For a moment I thought she was Jennifer Lawrence's cousin of a different ethnicity because she really looked like her for most of her scenes.
This movie should be canonized into the Disney Star Wars prequels. They can invite the bear to play Chewbacca.
It did better than expected this weekend but has a B- Cinemascore, so I assume its path to streaming will be quick.
It's a Univeral release, if they don't make 50 million opening weekend it's on streaming about 2 and a half weeks later
Ok, but this thing costed just 30 million and at this point it already made back it all. Like M3GAN, a highly profitable movie. If they can keep the budget low we'll certainly see Cocaine Bear II, II and IV
Well the ending Spoiler definitely has sequel potential, there are multiple Cocaine Bears still around. The way the bear gets revived by sniffing coke in a critical moment ala Popeye's spinach was genius unlike the real life story where Pablo Escobear was found dead with a stomach full of cocaine
Oh, hell. I thought I was out of this place for good. Today I’ve found out about Cocaine Bear here and apparently I now need to come back all the time forever because if I don’t, I might miss Cocaine Bear II, III, IV, MCMXCVII …
