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Amph Cocaine Bear

Discussion in 'Community' started by Asplundhe, Nov 30, 2022.

  1. Bor Mullet

    Bor Mullet Force Ghost star 7

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    Like this movie, a show that somehow…got made. And they made a lot of them. 68 whole episodes!
     
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  2. MotivateR5D4

    MotivateR5D4 Force Ghost star 5

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    It was basically Zombieland (in terms of overall tone) meets The Walking Dead (in terms of being a TV show about survivors in a zombie apocalypse). It was fun, didn't take itself too seriously, had its moments, had its highs and lows, like any TV show. You knew what you were getting into if you sat down to watch it. I've seen much worse that actually tried to be good.

    The cocaine bear just reminded me of it.
     
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  3. Bor Mullet

    Bor Mullet Force Ghost star 7

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    There was no criticism implied. We need more zombie bears and cocaine bears in the world.
     
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  4. Asplundhe

    Asplundhe Jedi Master star 2

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    Yes we do. Good lord yes we do.

    That mutant terror bear in Annihilation was pretty great too.
     
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  5. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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  6. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Chosen One star 5

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  7. Jedi_Sith_Smuggler_Droid

    Jedi_Sith_Smuggler_Droid Force Ghost star 6

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    The 2016 election.

    War in Ukraine

    Revoking women’s right to vote.

    Crypto and Nonfudge GIFs.

    The COVID pandemic.

    Revoking the right to vote for all non-white males and anyone who doesn’t own land.

    It seems like all of it would almost be worth it for Cocaine Bear the movie to win Best Picture in this timeline.
     
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  8. Glitterstimm

    Glitterstimm Force Ghost star 6

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  9. Count Yubnub

    Count Yubnub Force Ghost star 5

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  10. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken Force Ghost star 7

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    for a brief shining moment in time, Cocaine Bear is at 100% on Rottentomatoes
     
  11. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Chosen One star 8

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    That was super fun and appropriately messy. Is that Ray Liotta's final movie? The film was dedicated to him so

    if he goes out as an unrepentant bad guy and eaten by a family of coked up bears, that's a hellova way to go out cinematically for alll time.
     
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  12. SateleNovelist11

    SateleNovelist11 Force Ghost star 6

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    I'm reading this out of context, and it was damn hilarious.

    Seriously, though, we saw the movie and it was interesting. I agree with BigAl's assessment.
     
  13. The2ndQuest

    The2ndQuest Tri-Mod With a Mouth star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Yeah, this was a very fun time. Hilarious, absurd and appropriately gory.

    This was also the first time I've ever seen a movie where I could go "Hey, I know that guy from TikTok". And I rarely use TikTok, which just makes the likelihood even rarer.

    For a moment I thought she was Jennifer Lawrence's cousin of a different ethnicity because she really looked like her for most of her scenes.
     
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  14. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    This movie should be canonized into the Disney Star Wars prequels. They can invite the bear to play Chewbacca.
     
  15. Rylo Ken

    Rylo Ken Force Ghost star 7

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    It did better than expected this weekend but has a B- Cinemascore, so I assume its path to streaming will be quick.
     
  16. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Chosen One star 8

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    It's a Univeral release, if they don't make 50 million opening weekend it's on streaming about 2 and a half weeks later
     
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  17. Lord-Skywalker

    Lord-Skywalker Hangman Host/ 17X Wacky Wed Winner star 10 VIP - Game Winner VIP - Game Host

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    Is this a ripoff of the white walker bear from Game of Thrones S7 E6? :)
     
  18. nilzo antonio

    nilzo antonio Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Ok, but this thing costed just 30 million and at this point it already made back it all. Like M3GAN, a highly profitable movie.
    If they can keep the budget low we'll certainly see Cocaine Bear II, II and IV :p
     
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  19. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Chosen One star 8

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    Well the ending
    definitely has sequel potential, there are multiple Cocaine Bears still around.
    The way the bear gets revived by sniffing coke in a critical moment ala Popeye's spinach was genius

    unlike the real life story where Pablo Escobear was found dead with a stomach full of cocaine
     
  20. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Oh, hell. I thought I was out of this place for good. Today I’ve found out about Cocaine Bear here and apparently I now need to come back all the time forever because if I don’t, I might miss Cocaine Bear II, III, IV, MCMXCVII …
     
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  21. Coruscant

    Coruscant Chosen One star 7

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    Once you think you’re out, Cocaine Bear drags you back in
     
  22. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    *taps the sign*
     
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  23. Glitterstimm

    Glitterstimm Force Ghost star 6

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    Same clone batch, probably
     
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  24. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 10

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  25. Ahsoka's Tano

    Ahsoka's Tano Force Ghost star 7

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