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in other words JKF: "Go anywhere. You should be good"

 

@Lady_Belligerent Darth Sidious disguised as a murder/crime podcaster? "Today, we will discuss the elusive answers concerning Order 66."

Good afternoon! It's a chilly day with rain/snow on and off here...we're having our first freeze tonight...tomorrow will be a bit better for the trick-or-treaters.

 

Sidious as a YouTube Infiuencer...

 

ok so this is my second attempt of a noncanonical crossover between Tia and Tyrian

This one is a bit more a surrealist attempt


Tia


Tia sat meditating in the temple halls, reaching out to the force and letting it flow through her, familiar feelings of darkness, eclipses and chanting as it calls to her. Suddenly, as if suddenly someone had cut off the music to your favourite piece of music, she hears a voice, it sounded young, feminine. "Hello?" it sounded as though it was in the hall with her, just beside her, but open opening her eyes, and ready to give the intruder some stern words found nobody, "meditation, the last refuge of a scoundrel" the voice said again.
"who are you?" the teenage Sith demanded, clutching her saber hilt.
"I am before, I am after, I am yesterday, today and tomorrow, I am all things, yet I am none"
Tia was becoming a little impatient, and about to stand and challenge 'the voice' for Tia did not spook easily and suspected this was one of her Sith peers having a game with her.
"close your eyes again" the voice suggested.
Tia sighed heavily, she hated being told what to do (especially be disembodied voices she had never heard before) but she complied. A vision appeared before her, a youth, Tia guessed to be around her own age, with gold feathered wings that were half folded attached to her back.

A Tyrian form

"now open them once more" the 'creature' said.
Tia saw herself no longer in the temple but in a lovely meadow, the trees covered in pink blossom, and the flowers sweet smelling, a stream trickled comforting sounds as it glistened in the sunlight, Tia had never known such peace, and it unnerved her. Tia reached for her saber hilt again, only to find it not there
"what did you do? where are we? where is my-"
"lightsaber?" the winged humanoid said again "isn't that what you...'people' call it?"
Tia scowled "I won't ask again, who.are.you..?"
"I go by many names, but my true name is Tyrian, or...that is what I have chosen for myself"
"where am I..."Tyrian" the Sith said, in a tone that went past disdain
Tyrian looked around with a dismissive air, and finally shrugged a response, "The Elysian Fields?"
"What?" Tia asked, again impatiently.
"Not important" Tyrian responded "first your weapon is back where you left it, in your little abode, don't worry, the Chiss woman will find it, pick it up and keep it safe for you, in fact she will be doing so in precisely one minute from now, standard time of course"
"what planet are you from?" Tia enquired,
"I don't come from any particular one, you do know there are countless right? in fact the galaxy you reside from has a rather average number of systems comparatively speaking" she strolls to the stream, and Tia could see for the first time the stranger had bare feet, "come on in the water is lovely" Tyrian beckons cheerfully
"no" Tia replied scowling again.
This was met with another non-chalant shrug "Suit yourself"
"what do you want with me...?" Tia asks becoming impatient
"ahh the deep questions?" Tyrian laughed
"you are wasting my time" Tia snapped and started to turn in the other direction. It wasn't until several steps Tia realised she had no idea where she would go, or even wwhat direction 'home' was in, as she was sure she was very far from her own galaxy, perhaps, she suspected not in the universe itself.
"you don't want to be going that way, will take you millions of years to get back that way" Tyrian called after her
Tia turned to snap vulgarities to her only to see the stream empty.
"so Tia Graul" a voice came from behind her,
to say that Tia almost fell from being startled would have been an understatement, for now Tyrian stood beside her.
Tia's reflexes were to strike her with a fist, which was met with not even a flinch and instead hurt Tia's hand which immediately began to throb.
"You have a such a temper" Tyrian says with a low sigh. "Listen, I know what bothers you, I get it" she said in a calming, tone.
"oh what 'bothers me' then?" Tia asked rubbing her wrist.
"You feel you don't measure up, either as a Sith apprentice, or as a daughter to the great Aryan and Bellorum...you feel you need to compete for affection from your siblings, and you feel you don't measure up to your Sith peers. Being the youngest you constantly, and consistently try to prove yourself, so you build a wall around yourself, you think acting like you don't care you will begin to believe it"
Tia blinked at her several times "....I think you're full of poodoo"
"do you?" Tyrian chuckled, seemingly genuinely amused
"I would like to go home, now"
"hm? you already are"
Tia finds herself back in the temple, sat crossed legged as she had been the whole time, in fact she had not moved an inch. She felt for her lightsaber, it was not there. She spotted it on the table, neatly put there. As if someone had found it and put it there. Did she dream it? it felt so real. And her hand certainly thought so, for her hand still ached. Tia rubbed it slowly as she thought, and the more she thought the more puzzled she became.


@Lady_Belligerent @HanSolo29 mentioned

Psych_Jedi, Ishy, Nehru if interested you can critique, but only if you want to, always looking to improve

 

no, but the reason I chose it because the template the image is based on is young Tia -Dark Reach particularly-and Danica Chandler -Hexton- (Mia) so it was kind of meta-joke why Tyrian took the form

Spoiler: others I was thinking of using were

others I was thinking of using were:





or

 

oh yeah, I forgot you didn't like snakes,

so I hope the brief scene was better than the last one

 

I'm at work at my lab...I see this advertisement flyer lying around and it says something about "social media" and I think, is that some sort of special media you grow bacteria in that allows them to interact with each other or something? And then I was like, "oh wait".

 

How our conditioning influences our thoughts.

 

AmoebaTube?

 

Germbook?

 

just think every post has the potential to go viral...

ba dm tsk

 

InstaGerm?

 

Can't "like." That just sounds frightening.

 

sounds like a cream you'd put on something turning gangrenous

"ask your pharmacist about instagerm"

 

The World Series is over.

The Fourth was with the Yankees (Yankees won game 4 to avoid being swept).
But last night, they suffered revenge of the Fifth (the fifth game and fifth inning).

 

Which team was Tylor swift rooting for?

 

Are you telling me that the Yankees are the Rebellion and the Dodgers are the Sith?

 

This is interesting!
Meet the priest who investigates paranormal reports
https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/c98d37525ygo