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Was Anakin identified as transgender.

 

Master Ani snuck up on

 

Yoda and stole his slippers.

 

"Slippers have stolen you did!"

 

Yoda used the Force to

 

tax Ahch-To's porgs at 10%

 

. The porgs retaliated by blockading

 

Their own nests. Porgs never

 

sacrifice their nest eggs. Then,

 

an armada of porg cubes

 

invaded Skaro, hoping to find

 

a prophesied treasure full of

 

things other people threw away

 

. The most valuable item was

 

all of these pizza rolls

 

they could use as bait

 

to lure Pizza The Hutt

 

away from Nal Hutta, thus

 

Arriving at Nal Pizza. Motivation

 

competed with hunger. Time was

 

Slowing. It was surreal! Hutts

 

had learned how to alter

 

pizza recipes, resulting in Hawaiian

 

punch pizza that punched anybody

 

that opposed the Hutt Cartel.