1st ever FFLUK Food Fight!!!

^ Feels liquid run down armour plates (cold)

< Grabs hot potato salad

v Chucks it at

 

^ Oh, thank you!

< Finds a big, slightly old, giant squid

v Uses it to whack...

 

^ eeew fishy

< grabs squid, twists and uses it to throw ask the younglings over her shoulder into a giant bowl of mushy peas

V which splash onto...

 

Takes carrot and ramps in v nose

 

OI!!!!

< unloads crate of eggs

v uses egg launcher to fire eggs at..

 

^ eggs are actually good for the complexion!

< finds some chocolate pudding

v flings it at you!

 

^ Ah well, cheaper than the cupcake facemask from LUSH

> Grabs some raw pork

V Is thrown at

 

^ Ouch! That hit my eye!

< Finds some Bantha poodoo in the soup

V Lobs it at...

 

^ Wipes poodo from helmet

< Boils Brussel sprouts

v throws wet sprouts at...

 

^ actually I kind of like brussel sprouts.
< eats em fast before he changes his mind
v sneaks up from behind and pours a bowl of pea soup over their head

 

^

< Waves arms around, all covered in green goop, saying "whaaaooo, whaaaooo, I'm the pea-soup monster"

v Just as you think I've totally lost the plot, I shove a platter of sushie down your shirt

 

^ Mmmmmmm, raw fish

< Draws up large clod of spit

v Spits it at you

 

^Thats not food
<goes to freezer and finds full size cow carcase
double teams with V to smack
V
V

 

^ ducks as it hits Richie and sends him flying across the floor
< eats a few banannas
v throws them in Richie's direction.

 

^ When I manage to get up you'll be sorry

< Grabs trya of burgers and pours greaseinto squirter

v Squirts grease all over...

 

^ Now I have to change!
< grabs non-greasy bugers
Makes V look like Leia!

 

^ Now, why didn't I use these at Jedicon for my costume?

< Gets a bottle of Coke and was gonna pour it over v but drank it all himself

v Burps all the gas out at and the bottle which I ate aswell

 

^Man that stinks!
<Takes some potatos
puts on V head and mashs with hammer

 

^ Doesn't work 'cause in case you haven't realised, that's a blow-up hammer

<Sit's there waiting for something to happen 'cause is tired out, then see's a large cow carcas heading towards him

v Uses the force to hold it up in mid-air and throws it back at you

 

^Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

>Gets out some tic tacs

V Shakes her tic tacs at him/her

 

^ Did you just shake your Tic Tacs at me?

< Goes into the corner and crys becuase Twinky_Stryder won't give me any of her Tic Tacs

v Goes up to Twinky_Stryder, takes her Tic Tacs and throws them all at her. Haha! In your eye's!

 

^ obviously you killed her with those tic tacs
< considers whether or not he should report the matter
V decides to pour an ice cold mountain dew slurpee (slushy) on themself to cool off but then realize it's getting sticky

 

^ Ahh....re..fffrr.....eeesss....hhhh....iiinn....gggg...*shivers frantically*

< Picks up the Coca-Cola machine, but is squashed before able to throw it.

v Lie's under the Cola-cola machine until helped.

 

^

< Gets a cold Cod

v slaps around your face

 

^ realizes he has fish in his hands and throws it in the air
< freaks out (he hates fish)
v throws his remaining birthday cake at...