Discussion in 'Archive: London UK' started by keithabbott, Jul 11, 2004.
^ Feels liquid run down armour plates (cold)
< Grabs hot potato salad
v Chucks it at
^ Oh, thank you!
< Finds a big, slightly old, giant squid
v Uses it to whack...
^ eeew fishy
< grabs squid, twists and uses it to throw ask the younglings over her shoulder into a giant bowl of mushy peas
V which splash onto...
Takes carrot and ramps in v nose
< unloads crate of eggs
v uses egg launcher to fire eggs at..
^ eggs are actually good for the complexion!
< finds some chocolate pudding
v flings it at you!
^ Ah well, cheaper than the cupcake facemask from LUSH
> Grabs some raw pork
V Is thrown at
^ Ouch! That hit my eye!
< Finds some Bantha poodoo in the soup
V Lobs it at...
^ Wipes poodo from helmet
< Boils Brussel sprouts
v throws wet sprouts at...
^ actually I kind of like brussel sprouts.
< eats em fast before he changes his mind
v sneaks up from behind and pours a bowl of pea soup over their head
< Waves arms around, all covered in green goop, saying "whaaaooo, whaaaooo, I'm the pea-soup monster"
v Just as you think I've totally lost the plot, I shove a platter of sushie down your shirt
^ Mmmmmmm, raw fish
< Draws up large clod of spit
v Spits it at you
^Thats not food
<goes to freezer and finds full size cow carcase
double teams with V to smack
^ ducks as it hits Richie and sends him flying across the floor
< eats a few banannas
v throws them in Richie's direction.
^ When I manage to get up you'll be sorry
< Grabs trya of burgers and pours greaseinto squirter
v Squirts grease all over...
^ Now I have to change!
< grabs non-greasy bugers
Makes V look like Leia!
^ Now, why didn't I use these at Jedicon for my costume?
< Gets a bottle of Coke and was gonna pour it over v but drank it all himself
v Burps all the gas out at and the bottle which I ate aswell
^Man that stinks!
<Takes some potatos
puts on V head and mashs with hammer
^ Doesn't work 'cause in case you haven't realised, that's a blow-up hammer
<Sit's there waiting for something to happen 'cause is tired out, then see's a large cow carcas heading towards him
v Uses the force to hold it up in mid-air and throws it back at you
>Gets out some tic tacs
V Shakes her tic tacs at him/her
^ Did you just shake your Tic Tacs at me?
< Goes into the corner and crys becuase Twinky_Stryder won't give me any of her Tic Tacs
v Goes up to Twinky_Stryder, takes her Tic Tacs and throws them all at her. Haha! In your eye's!
^ obviously you killed her with those tic tacs
< considers whether or not he should report the matter
V decides to pour an ice cold mountain dew slurpee (slushy) on themself to cool off but then realize it's getting sticky
^ Ahh....re..fffrr.....eeesss....hhhh....iiinn....gggg...*shivers frantically*
< Picks up the Coca-Cola machine, but is squashed before able to throw it.
v Lie's under the Cola-cola machine until helped.
< Gets a cold Cod
v slaps around your face
^ realizes he has fish in his hands and throws it in the air
< freaks out (he hates fish)
v throws his remaining birthday cake at...