Awards 2009 Saga Fanfiction Awards - Full Winners List Now Posted!

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NARRATOR: We regret that we cannot present our regularly-scheduled infomercials. If not for the tots waddling around, you would have been treated to all of the enthralling virtues of Twi?lek Nights eau de toilette. Let?s just say it?s for when the kids go to bed. We now return you to the Awards.

 

Congratulations to blank101, Valairy, and Nem!!!!

 

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As we come back from commercial break, we find Anakin holding a two-year-old Padme. She has apparently found her binky and is napping contentedly against his shoulder.

ANAKIN: And one day, when both of us grow up, I?m going to marry you, you know.

Padme just snores quietly. Anakin quietly rips open the envelope and shakes out the results.

ANAKIN: The nominees for Best Romance are:

Best Romance

Diving by Golden_Jedi
My Once and Constant Savior by LASOS
Truths of the Heart by Valairy_Scot

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And the winner is for [b]Best Romance ... [/b]

[b][color=steelblue][hl=white] TIE!!

Truths of the Heart by Valairy_Scot and Diving by Golden_Jedi [/b] [/color][/hl][face_applause][face_applause][face_applause]

Congratulations!

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Whoo-hoo! Congrats to both, and well done to all!

 

Two ties!! Way to go Valairy_Scot and Golden_Jedi!

 

Congratulations to Valairy and Golden_Jedi!!!!

 

It is now time to check in on our faithful volunteers. JINNGERBREAD has clearly explained all to Obi-Wan and is now being babysat with the others by Winter. She is currently using a lot of glitter to do something, though it?s not clear what that something is.

She holds out a hand to Obi-Wan for more glitterpaste, but he withholds it.

OBI-WAN: You need to help us with the next category. I?ll let you finish glittering on Master Yoda when you get back. All right?

JINNGERBREAD sighs in resignation.

JINNGERBREAD: I guess so.

She follows him to the stage, sparkling all the way. He helps her onto the stepstool and opens the envelope for her.

JINNGERBREAD: The nomees for Best Humor ?Ooh, that was FUNNY. And I want to read that again?Do I hafta?

OBI-WAN: Just read them, sweetheart.

JINNGERBREAD: Kay.

Best Humor

Braken Starblaster Destroys the Galaxy by The_Face
Irony by JediXManSerenaKenobi
My Master by Valairy_Scot

 

Congrats Valairy & Golden Jedi!

 

Congratulations, Valairy_Scot and Golden_Jedi

 

Congratulations!!!

 

Another tie!

Congrats, Valairy_Scot and Golden_Jedi

 

Another tie! Congrats to Valairy and Golden_Jedi!

 

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And the winner for [b] Best Humor [/b] is .....

[b][color=steelblue][hl=white]Braken Starblaster Destroys the Galaxy by The_Face [/b] [/color][/hl][face_applause][face_applause][face_applause]

Congratulations!

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Congrats, Face!!!

 

Yay Face, congratulations.

 

Way to go Face!!



I'll be expecting another Braken story soon.

 

Yay for The_Face!!!!

 

Conrgatulations, The_Face

 

Congrats, Face!

And congratulations to everyone in the past categories too!

 

Congrats Face!

 

OBI-WAN: Okay, back to the glitter for you.

JINNGERBREAD: Can?t I do the next one?

OBI-WAN: Others need to take their turn?

JINNGERBREAD (Stamps foot): I WANNA DO THE NEXT ONE! I'M THE HOST SO I CAN IF I WANT!

The next presenter, Admiral Ackbar nods at Obi-Wan.

OBI-WAN: Well, you certainly do love both drama and humor?

JINNGERBREAD looks satisfied at getting her way.

JINNGERBREAD: Best ALL Around! Numb knees are:

Best All Around

This Time Around by Idrelle_Miocovani
Truths of the Heart by Valairy_Scot
100 Grains of Sand by amidalachick
Fortune's Gate by geo3

 

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And the winner for [b] Best All Around [/b] is....

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[b]Truths of the Heart by Valairy_Scot [/b] [/color][/hl][face_applause][face_applause][face_applause]

Congratulations!

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Way to go Valairy!!

 

Wow, Valairy, you're taking the awards by storm! Congrats