30 Years of Expanding the Universe, A Jedi Council event: The Top 100 EU Quotes

Quote # 1, indeed one of the all-time best in the EU. Those top 10 quotes were perfect! Us fans have great taste.

 

It's apparently a Wes world, we all just live in it.

 

And that would be funnest world ever!!!!

 

50."That's not what the Empire would have done, Commander. What the Empire would have done was build a super-colossal Yuuzhan Vong-killing battle machine. They would have called it the Nova Colossus or the Galaxy Destructor or the Nostril of Palpatine or something equally grandiose. They would have spent billions of credits, employed thousands of contractors and subcontractors, and equipped it with the latest in death-dealing technology. And you know what would have happened? It wouldn't have worked. They'd forget to bolt down a metal plate over an access hatch leading to the main reactors, or some other mistake, and a hotshot enemy pilot would drop a bomb down there and blow the whole thing up. Now that's what the Empire would have done." ? Han Solo

Not mine but still...I wonder if the Yuuzhan Vong actually have hotshot pilots.

39. Nom Anor: "May I congratulate the warmaster on his mating?"
Tsavong Lah: "You may."
Nom Anor: "I hope that Domain Lah will soon have another addition to its ranks."
Tsavong Lah: "That is none of your business."
Shimrra: "To business. Report, warmaster."

Shhhhh, the naughty lines are always the best.

34. ?Am I the only one here who simply wants to punch Master Skywalker in the nose?? ? Kyp Durron

ooooh I'd want to too!

31. "The Yuuzhan warriors are brave; they are aggressive, they obey orders without hesitation, fight to the death, retreat reluctantly or never, and never surrender. Considering their other advantages, it is lucky for us that they possess these weaknesses." ? Admiral Ackbar

26. "If I contradict myself, they prove I'm a spy because I can't keep my story straight; whereas if I don't contradict myself, they prove I'm a spy because I'm too well briefed." ? Vergere

22. Nen Yim: "My joy is in understanding. You're right - if I could take the universe apart and put it back together, I would."
Tahiri: "And thus rob yourself of half the wonder."
Nen Yim: "Wonder is you making up stories about giants and wedding gifts. Wonder is my people attributing the creation of the universe to an act of dismemberment. It is avoiding true mystery through fantasy. And if the universe refuses to conform to your fantasy, does it cease to be wonderful? That is a conceit of the highest order."

Apply this to nutbars in America and child psychologists.

14. "Everything I tell you is a lie." ? Vergere

Not mine either but I like it :B

Yaaaaay my quotes were accepted! I have such good taste. However, I'm disappointed the line where Shimrra asks Nom Anor about the kidneys is left out.