A Christmas Gift for YOU (if you've been good)...

What do you have for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I WANT A PONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

 

I'm going to give SOME an Eminem CD.

 

For jp-30, alias JP, I have an X-Box:

[image=http://www.x-entertainment.com/liquor/xbox/xbox.jpg]

And for his two kids, two small controllers:

[image=http://www.hardwaremania.com/miscnews/xbox/xbox_controller_small.jpg] [image=http://www.hardwaremania.com/miscnews/xbox/xbox_controller_small.jpg]

For deltron_zero, alias Tom, alias big stinker, the SONAR 3 Studio Edition, so he can properly record his own music:

[image=http://kellysmusic.mb.ca/boxshots/1063400076.gif]

For Katya_Jade, alias "that woman", I have:

[image=http://www.osmonds.com/marie-dolls/images/abelle.jpg]

... A doll made by Marie Osmond herself!

For JoinTheSchwarz, alias El Dave, Father-Christmas, alias me, not JP, so credit where credit is due, has the disc Sketches of Spain by hepcat Miles Davis:

[image=http://www.musica.co.uk/images/features/milesdavis/Sketches%20of%20Spain.gif]

Ho, ho, Deb-ho!

 

But Santa, how could you forget me? I gave you a hug when I got a picture taken with you last week. You said I was a good girl. So... why did you forget me?

 

Hey AYBABTU. I'll take your GWB picture if you want the Coulter figure.

 

Kate...you just got a gift.

 

A Christmas Gift for YOU

What a big fat lie this turned out to be.

Amazing.

 

For AmazingB, I have this wedding ring:

[image=http://www.e-weddingbands.com/store/media/tiygold7.jpg]

(hint, hint)

 

would you like a hug, Amazing?

 

B, now you can get me something!

Debo, are you and B going to have a pirate wedding?

 

I want coal for Christmas! So there! I'm so rebellious.

 

Hoorah! I love my Marie Osmond doll!

So for my give recipients:

For obhavekenobi I give an assortment of flavored lubricants and XBox Live:
[image=http://www.condomzone.com/groups/74.jpg] [image=http://www.ocn.ne.jp/game/xbox/yoyaku/images/xbox_live.jpg]

For DarthPhelps I give backstage passes to the next Third Day concert and a nice, new sweater:
[image=http://www.itickets.com/parts/aimages/204.jpg] [image=http://www.cpbi.org/images/corp/mr-rogers.jpg]

For Rogue1-and-a-half, unlimited supply of your favorite DVD's and this chick magnet hat:
[image=http://www.taj.com.au/images/cinema/dvds.jpg] [image=http://www.2street.com/joyce/gallery/jj.with.hat.gif]

For AmazingB a job with a smokingly spiffy office and new slippers:
[image=http://www.cslfdn.org/images/office.jpg] [image=http://www.mycraftshow.com/kozyslippers/images/slippers-1-lg.jpg]

For Jimmybear, books and a plant for the lonely looking bookshelf behind your desk:
[image=http://www.levity.com/alchemy/images/books.jpg] [image=http://www.aquaplanthawaii.com/images/plant.jpg]

 

I just wanna sit on Santa's lap!!

 

Debo, are you and B going to have a pirate wedding?

I read it as "private" first.

Yeah, I hear good things about it. You wanna come?

For Seraph_Skywalker:

[image=http://www.delanet.com/~kpfeiffe/JustKeira2.jpg]

Keira Knightley herself! Here she -- oh my sweet God, she suffocated in the box!

 

Wow, whining is the way to go. I've gotten a wedding ring, a hug, a job (with swank office), and slippers! The rest of you are a bunch of suckers.

B, now you can get me something!

Debo, are you and B going to have a pirate wedding?

Get Fate and Keira and we could all do like some sort of communal thing! That'll rule!

Amazing.

 

Keira? I can't think of a better way to spend my holidays, even if she's dead. Thanks, Debo.. I owe you one.

I read it as "private" first.

Wow. So did I, the second time around.

And I would love to go to the wedding, although I?m not sure what kind of a present I?d give you two. Are you in dire need of a "keepsake jewelry box"? Martha Stewart says it's the ideal wedding gift.

[image=http://marthastewartweddings.com/images/products/mbm/weddings/1000_jewelboxc_l.jpg]

 

If you could compose and sing, B, and were in any way presentable to the public, we could be the new ABBA.

 

Wow, whining is the way to go.

Actually, I was creating that post before you started whining. Because my caring comes from right here...

//points to heart

 

I have my present already!

It's "a" good one.

 

lol! I was wondering where that 'o' went

 

"I have my present already!
It's "a" good one."

With that joke, I forgive you for changing it - and because this is a presents thread.


There, I gave something. What do I get?

 

I have my present already!

It's "a" good one.

Is it an LOTR spelling book?

(Jab # 1034)

Thank you, though I didn't realize that I have been good this year.

 

Awwwwwwww. Christmas time!


For Casper, lots of inflatable things (just because), a certain Scooby Doo suit and tyres for John Lennon's Rolls Royce. Hurrah!

[image=http://www.campkulaqua.com/images/inflatable-games.jpg] [image=http://www.newline-shop.com/wb/sdrucosa.jpg] [image=http://viodesk.com/bhta/flexel/images/tyres.jpg]

For Tom, some strange (but full with talent) Spanish hip hop vinyls I'm sure he will be able to enjoy. And a Pacman-looking seed. Woah.

[image=http://www.clubcultura.com/clubmusica/larima/violadores.jpg] [image=http://www.hri.ac.uk/site2/research/trees/seed.jpg]

For Ireth, lots of Star Wars merchandising and EU thingies. But dark, very dark. Enjoy.

[image=http://www.smp-inc.com/merchandising/picstarwars.JPG] [image=http://www.darklords.net/tn-heir.jpg]

For Manu, Beckham's bio. Waaaaah. And a MSN smiley. Awwww.

[image=http://sport.onet.pl/_i/bio/afp/m/beki.jpg] [image=http://messenger.msn.es/Resource/emoticons/regular_smile.gif]

For Red, a SPY REPORT: It Was Just A Joke! and a Seat 127.

[image=http://www.rdhc.net/joke_dent/joke.gif] [image=http://galeon.hispavista.com/laviejajugueteria/img/SEAT%20127%20VERDE%20CABLE%20SANCHIS%201.jpg]

For Ann, some cool British music. And a kiss.

[image=http://www.lyrics.com/m/muse/showbiz.jpg] [image=http://www.payvand.com/press/censored.gif]

For Yeray -if he stops partying for a second- I have tons of weird comic books and tons of those things he likes. *wink wink nudge nudge*

[image=http://users.snowcrest.net/fox/lrcomic1.JPG] [image=http://www.payvand.com/press/censored.gif] [image=http://www.payvand.com/press/censored.gif]

 

> I just wanna sit on Santa's lap!!

Come here little girl, and tell me just what you want for Christmas.


Great to return to this thread after making sure my Elves are all making the correct presents (and having lunch) to see that the thread is finally progressing as intended.

Don't forget, if you're lucky enough to get a "gift", repay the favour by sending out e-presents to a number of other fellow YJCCers.

 

If you could compose and sing, B, and were in any way presentable to the public, we could be the new ABBA.

So I'm no different than any other current pop star? Oh damn! Take that, current pop stars!

Amazing.