A pass around Star Wars meets Earth

Just then Jackie and her Freind Michi burst in.
"The TCofS is here to save the day!! Michi shouts as she knocks out half of the soldiers with her sailor moon pen. Jackie hit a high note and the other's go down holding their ears.
With the president down on his knees, Jackie grabed Luke's hand while Michi grabed Mara's.
"How did you get here?" Mara asked as she deactivated her lightsaber.
"Your car wasn't out of gas, and you left the keys in the ignition, Rhonda is out side we need to go now. We have Threepio and Artoo. Come on we'll talk about the rest latter." Jackie almost shouted as she pulled them down the hall and out of the whitehouse.
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heheheeheheheh, wanted to keep them in there. If any one can figure out what the TCofS is or stand for i will be very happy!!! who's up for the challenge? heheheheehheh

 

Awesome. You know I should put a warning at the top of the page. Something like:
*****WARNING*****
This page contains high amounts of humor. If you can't stand humor or are alergic to it please do not read. If not, ignore this post and go ahead and read on.

HEHE

 

I like that warning. can anyone guess what the TCofS is?
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Jackie ran down the halls, around corners and so on untill all of the sudden the there was no floor infront of her, there was a strait drop down. but there was a ledge on the other side. The soldiers were quickly aproaching.
"Ooops I think i took a wrong turn." Jackie said as it echoed all over the chasam.
Mara looked at her husband and rolled her eyes. "where have i heard that one before, never stops to ask directions." Luke's face turned red at the comment.
"Well," Luke sighed, "I'm the one with experience here" He hicked his pants up and fished around in his belt pouches for a while and then pulled a long cord out. But there was nothing for his hook to hook onto. They drew a blank on what to do now. they had closed the door and it had locked automatically.
mara glared at Michi,"Why'd ya come here if you didn't know the way out?"
Michi smirked and glanced at Jackie then ent on. "Don't ask me Sister, She's the brains of the operation." Michi said as she pointed at Jackie. Luke almost fell off the ledge he was laughing so hard.
"Now who's quoting who?" Luke laughed as he caught hold of the side. Then he grew serious. "I have an idea, Jackie climb on my back, Michi get on Mara's, we're leaping across!"
"Huh?" the rest of the group chorused.
"Oh just wacth, I'll go first, Jackie climb on, piggieback stile. There you go," Luke backed up, ran and leaped doing a couple of summersaults in the air. He landed, with a shaken and green looking Jackie on his back, with a fluroish.
Mara whispered something to Michi and they took off. And as not to be out done, along with the flips, before they landed Mara and Michi came apart and landed in a double spin.
"Alright showoffs enough we've gotta get going. Does Rhonda have the 'car' outside?" Mara asked skeptically.
"of course" Jackie said as they all ran out the back door, to find Rhonda beconing them all over to the car. They got in and Rhonda tore off down Pensilvainia avenue. In a matter of hours they were at Cape Canaveral, for they were going well over the perscribed speed limit.

 

eeeeeeeeeeeeekkk i really must have scared people off with that twist.
Will any of you brave souls take the ball, it's getting heavy.

 

OK I'll try *ow* I wish you'd quit doing that. Yes I know Do or do not. OK OK....errr stupid voices. OK I didn't mean it.
BTW...Darth Muis remember how you mentioned bringing in other actors from the movies. This might be a good point to do it what with them looking for the authors and stuff.
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"Thank the lord you guys are here." Amanda said running out of the building. Followed shortly by 3 men all in military uniforms."We heard something happened at the white house and that you were there....."

"Yea well we decided we couldn't let the president kill our guests now could we?"Rhonda said with a snort.

"Who's this? Who are these people." Commander Dan who had been one of the men asked.

"These are friends." Luke said."And to be quit honest they have been alot friendlier than your president was."

"The President!?! Please tell me you didn't kill him."

"No but he may have a headache in the morning." Michi said then giggled.

"Well now what do we do?" Mara asked.

"Well as of right now you are under arrest for the assalt of the pesident.And any other crimes you may have commited."

"What?!?" Mara, Luke, Michi, Jackie, Rhonda, and Amanda all shouted.

Finally Amanda found her voice. "I don't think so. Everyone get back in the car." She shouted and jumped in on the drivers side. When they were all in she took off.

"Now what do we do?" Luke asked.

"Well first we'll go around the corner and gas up as fast as we can. Then we will head back to home base. Is there anyone you 3 need to call she said pulling out a cell phone."

"No I told mom I was taking Jackie on a trip before I moved out. I said we may be gone a couple weeks. Michi told her mom she was going with us."

"That's good. Now look I want you guys to stay in the car I'll be right back."

She got out and got the gas. Then paid the tab and got back in. As soon as she was in she peeled off.

"Excuse me but who are you and where are we going." Rhonda asked.

"My name is Amanda and we are going to home base. What are your names?"

"This is Michi, and Jackie. And my name is Rhonda. What and Where is home base?"

"Well," Amanda said,"You ever heard of Area 51?"

"THAT'S REAL!" Jackie said shocked.

"I don't understand. What's area 51?" Rhonda asked confused.

"You should listen to me more often, Rhonda. Area 51 is the secret base out in New Mexico. Supposidly they study aliens and the alien spacecraft that landed in Roswell."

"Exactly except it wasn't just Roswell. There were 2 other incidents. Both the same. A badly damaged spacecraft and dead bodies. The Jedi here are the only live aliens I've ever met and their human."

"So is that where we're going? How are you going to get us on base. We don't have any military clearance much less what it would take to get us on the base."

"Don't worry." Amanda said holding up the cell phone."I'm putting through a call now and telling them your coming and the captain already knew I was whatching the Skywalkers. In fact that was my assighnment. Any other questions?"

 

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I liked that twist. It was awesome. I tried to post but it won't show up so.....

 

Let me just say i think this post has got just a little crap. I mean the president wouldn't just decide to kill them, what the hell was a huge pit or revene doing in the white house that was ludicrous and what the hell is all that about Sailor Moon. Luke and Mara have completely lost chracter. And now there going to Area 51 at least that part of the story has promise, Oh and what about R2 who is gone and C3P0 who is incapacitated in a air duct. Whoops we seem to have forgottem about them...

 

Fanwithnonamecould you please lighten up I mean no offence but the whole point was to have a little fun. I think that if the military has tried for 30 years to keep the existance of aliens secret they would want to keep with that tradition and make sure that the whole incident never happened. The 3 girls picked up R2 and 3PO from the hotel and they are in the trunk or something like that. The pit.....I don't know but we had to have some obstical so Luke and Mara could show off. They couldn't just run out the door where's the fun in that??
I will post more later. I have to get ready for some company right now. tongue.gif

 

thefanwithnoname, I was trying to be humorous, the sailor moon pen and Michi,is an inside joke with one of my good freinds, that and the TCofS. I was trying to be humorous again with the big chasam. To create a little bit of irony but i know that there isn't a big chasam in the whitehouse. Also I believe that the person(sorry don't exactally remember who) who wrote about the pres. and the guns trained on Mara and Luke, was tring to make us believe or get us to write about Mara and luke being captured. I changed it into a plot twist where i could bring back certian characters. I'm sorry if how i took the charecters out of Character was offensive, but remember they were tring to do stuff that no writer would expect them to do.

Oh and Threepio and Artoo are wating in the car for them.

 

maramijade actually when I wrote the whole Luke and Mara with the president scene I was hoping someone would do exactly what you did. I was hopping for that result.

 

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When i wrote my last post i had'nt seen I love sci fi's but then over explenation is better than under explenation. thefanwithnoname, I'm sorry if it sounds if we're ganging up on you. Mom always says i don't take constructive criticism well. I see what you mean but i was making a lame attempt at being humorus.
as it seems to be my turn, here i go to get my self into more trouble
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The gravel crunched as the car rolled to a stop outside the gas station. "... and so Michi and I found the right room and burst in to find you there with a lot of guns trained on you." Jackie then sighed and added quickly, "Oh and on the way we also snuck into Area 51 and unpacked all our stuff into the saber."
Luke looked at her, her sister and Michi with a stuned look, "When the Force did you have the time to do that?"
"Well," Rhonda started, when Michi interupted.
"We apparently have some very kind authors on our side." Then added, "Oh and burecrats take forever, along with droids."
"But Misstress Michi," Threepio started "Artoo and I move as quickly as we could, especially me..."
Michi and Jackie exchanged looks and shrugged.
"Threepio, shut up" Jackie said.

"But..."
"shut up Threepio" Michi intervened
"Oh really...."
"Shut up" Jackie said calmly as Threepio's lights went out and he slumped down where he was standing.

"How'd you. .. What the?. . .where did. . . Threepio?" Mara stamered confused.
"I think she means where did you learn that trick, I believe that she would like to use it more offten than not. But seeing as Threepio and I have been through a lot, how do you turn him back on?" Luke asked.

"Oh see that red light?" Jackie said pointing. "Press that and he'll come back online no problems. And if you want to know where that technique came from, ask Corran and Tycho about Emtrey when we get to Yavin."
"We?" luke asked
"Yeah remember our stuff is in the saber's cargo hold. And if you left us here we would be on the run the rest of our lives, we have commited federal offences for your protection. That and we'll teach you how to read english." As Jackie finished she leaned against the car and ran her tounge across her teath waiting for Mara and Luke to reply.

 

I was just wondering, but i have lightened up, how did they fix C3PO i thought he had been damaged and switched off permanently. Anyway.
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"What about your parents?" Luke asked.

"Oh well i kinda explained to them that i could be a jedi, and that would be sorta cool." Said Michi

"Ditto." Said Rhonda.

"Yep me to." Said Jakie.

"Well i that case it seems your comin then." Mara said a little flustered.

"Mara." Luke said with shock.

"What?" Mara asked as he looked at her.

"Your disease its gone." Luke said with a big grin.

"Oh yeh and we spoke to Greg Bear on the phone he was able to write a cure in for you. I think it went 'When Luke and Mara returned from there mistirious trip Mara was suddenly cured of the plague."

"Thankyou so much." At this Mara grabed Michi by the shoulders and huged her.

"Whoa, steady on the mushi stuff." Rhonda interjected.

At this jakie leant into the back of the car an took out a scetch book.

"Amanda," she asked. "Could you point to the picture on this page that looks most like the ship that crashed and is now being held in area 51."

"Sure." She pondered over the drawings. "That one definately that one."

"On no!" The group mumbled.

"How unlucky can we be." And then Luke looking at nothing at particular said to everyones suprise. "Hey you the guy writing my life, give us a break."

And so they got one.

 

I don't remember anything about a ship crasing into area 51 except wrecks that happened earlier. How can I use this hmmmmmm. I know i hate it when people do this buttttt......
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The ship looked as if it was made of parts of three Corrillian YT-1300's. It was the exact same ship, or so Luke was sure, that he had crashed on Dathomir while fleeing with parts for the Falcon.
"Ohh sithspit!" luke said " its either the night sisters or the force wicthes, both from dathomir, one good one very very bad."
"But Luke honney," Mara told him, "It can't be too bad, remember all the people were killed, there hasn't been any survivors as of yet, remember we're the first."

 

OH Geez you guys have both written I suppose its my turn. Hmmmmmm....
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"The who?"Rhonda asked.

"The nightsisters are evil witches. Kind of like the sith in your movie but not exactly. The force witches are good force users kind of like Jedi but not exactly."

"Wait a minute your saying that there is a possibility that these people we have are witches. We already have those. Don't need any more of those. Nope not at all." Amanda said. "I thought you aliens were supposed to be interesting. That's why I joined up. First I find out your Human and from the Star Wars galaxy no less. Then I find out that witches, something that has existed on earth basically forever, are aliens. Good greif. You people really know how to ruin a girls spirits don't you."

"Sorry. Would it help if I told you all the aliens in your movies are real to?"
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Sorry, Had major writers block and this is the first thing that came to mind.

 

eeek i love sci fi, your right you do have writters block. hmmmmmmmmm> > . .
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Amanda perked up a bit at the last remark, "So you mean that there are hutts, devorians, GAnds, Twilleks ect.?"
"Oh yes that and more," Mara stated as she nochalantly sat back in the car.
"Well then lets stop at my house on the way to the hanger. I'm going with you!" Amanda gigled for joy and hopped into the drivers seat.
"Whoa i'd like to help you out and all but, we already have three passengers and well the Saber really isn't that big." Luke said trying to disuade another person from muceling in on his and Mara's free time togeter in their cabin. In fact he wasn't even sure that he could get everybody back to their home galaxy. They had gotten here by accident and he wasn't sure on how to get home.

 

I know. Hmmm well I can't think of anything so I will just up it so it don't get lost.
We wouldn't want to loose it in the big snowball.(Note:I don't think that will affect this thread but you can never be to careful.)

 

Uppers.

 

this new server or whatever is confusing me ahhhhhhhhh,
hmmm i posted the last peice of story so it's someone elses turn

lets give I love sci fi a break so that he can get his mental juices flowing once again

 

She......and thanks I would appreciate it.
I'll try to post a little more but it probrably won't be much.
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"Well I can't just stay here. I disobeyed a direct order. And as soon as they find out they will be after us again."

"Very well. But I don't even know how to get us back. We got here through an acident.And I don't think we can get home the same way."

"OK well first lets get on your ship." Amanda said pulling in front of the Hanger.
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Like I said not very much but.....

 

Hey guys... Man, where I have I BEEN???!?!?!?! i never saw this story! well, u wouldn't mind if I butt in, would you?

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"What do you mean, the hyperdrive's broken?!" Mara yelled.

"Well, apparently Mistress mara, these humans have been tinkering with the ship, thus causing it to..." Threepio rambled on and on.

jackie inturpted him. "How long before artoo can fix it?"

"well, mistress jackie, the normal calculated time would be a mere..."

"shut up Shut up shut up!" Mara yelled.

abruptly, Threepio stopped and switched off.

"I kinda like that thing," mara said.

Luke looked at the hyperdrive monitor. "i'd give it about two earth hours."

a smile lit up on Jackie's face. "Two hours? well, I've got something that will take up the time." She led them into one of the side offices and flipped on the TV. Quickly, she flipped through a movie selection, then pulled out a video tape. She pushed it into the VCR and pressed play.

"No way you guys can leave earth without watching Spaceballs,' she grumbled.

As the credits came on, Jackie read them aloud for Luke and Mara. "If you can read this, you don't need glasses,' she finished.

The two jedi watched as they were portraied by amusing humans. Luke started laughing as the dwarfs came on. "Jawas?!"

"Wait'll you see Yoda," Amanda murrmered.

There was a brief silence, then Luke and Mara started laughing hard as Yogurt came on.

As soon as Luke caught his breath, he asked, "Who made this?"

"A wonderful man by the name of mel Brooks," Jackie said.

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After Spaceballs ended, Artoo found yet another broken part. The group would have to spend the night there.

Jackie said she was bored, so she found a large movie collection. "Okay, i am about to show you Star Wars' worst nemnis," she said.

Luke and Mara eyed each other.

"i am about to show you Star Trek."

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After about twenty hours of Star Trek, the ship was fixed.

Mara boared the ship to get her ready. Amanda's cell phone went off. She picked it up and pushed a button. "hello? Uh huh... yeah.. right. bu-bye." She pressed the button again and slid the phone back into her purse.

"What did they want?" Luke asked.

"They said you guys had to go back to NASA."

Luke got a serious look on his face. "if i were human, I believe my answer would be 'Go to Hell.' If I were human."

Jackie rolled her eyes. "God. here comes Spock's biggest fan.

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Good?

 

Good. Thank you for butting in. Is Spaceballs a real movie????? I've been wondering if Mel Brooks made a version of Star Wars. Will have to get that.

 

alright my last post was somehow lost arrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh ::runs in circles ripping out chunks of hair::
sorry I love sci fi (as i said in my post that was lost) didn't know
All here who are having difficulties adjusting to the new board please figuratively raise your hand. thank you
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They all piled back in the car, and it was quite a tight fit too. The Unakorns were in the back seat with Michi, while Luke was driving with Mara wedged inbetween him and Amanda. Mara for her part, though making it seem as if she were trying to make more room for Amanda was snuggled in as close as she could get to Luke without actually being on his lap. Luke was driving one handed, for he could drive/Fly anything, and because the car was an automatic he had his arm around his wife. Poor Artoo and Threepio (who didn't put up a fight for no one had pressed the red button as of yet) were strapped to the roof, with a tarp covering them.
On the way Jackie and Amanda were summerizing all they could about the books they had read for the bennifit of discussion and so Luke and Mara knew what people on Earth knew about them. There were some interesting discussions especially when they got to Myrkrr.
" . . . so there you were, Luke," Jackie told them, "in a bed in Talon Karde's base on Myrkrr. You had been knocked out with something and were just waking up. But funny thing is you can't feel the force, so you waking up blind, you open your eyes and there is a blaster pointed strait at your forhead. . ."
Mara smiled wryly and snickered, as Luke shook his head with a lopsided grin that he must have acquired from all that time he spent with Han spreading across his face "I knew i'd look back on that day and laugh at it. It was the day that changed my life forever."
Mara grined sardonicly, "You should have seen him, first his face screwed around all twisted, you knew he was perterbed at not feeling the Force, then he opened his eyes, then he opened them wider when he saw the blaster, they were so wide you thought that you were looking into two deep blue oceans." Mara laughed, "He sat up quickly and pulled the blankets up to cover his bare chest," She glanced over at her husband, "What ever happened to that delightfull modesty in bed?"
Luke's face turned red and it sounded as if he almost Choked on something. "I haven't thought it was necessary, I mean we are married and youv'e seen more than just my bare chest and. . . " Luke trailed off as the rancous laughter of the young ladies in the back seat out did the giggles from the women in the front.

 

Well I guess I'll write some more.
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"OK"Luke said still blushing."Go on." The girls continued telling their story for several more hours until they finally all dropped off to sleep.

"Well this is cozy." Mara whispered to Luke.

"I thought you had gone to sleep." He said.

"No just thinking."

"About what?"

"Oh about what we'll do when we get home.....and if we'll get home."

"What do you mean 'if we get home'? Of course we'll get home."

"Well I was just thinking.....we really don't know what will happen when we get back to NASA. I mean when we got back from that little president episode they wanted to kill us. what makes you think that they won't try it again?"

"I don't know. I just have this feeling that everything is going to be OK. I mean ever since they told us that we have some friendly writers on our side. Everything seems to be going our way. Besides things can't get to bad as long as your here." He said smiling down at her.

"I guess that's right as long as we have each other, what more do we need."
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OK That was REALLY sappy I know. but someone needed to write something.