Alas! Ear wax! (AKA, Harry Potter Quote-A-Thon)

"just do what i did Harry!"
"What, drop my wand?"

 

I the stuff that Harry and Ron wrote in Fanastic Beasts was funny... but I can't find mine! Oh well,

Ohhh, I had to shut my ears in the oven because of the that Harry Potter sir....

 

the Kappa is a Japenses Water demon.

Snape hasn't read this either.


(LOVE that quote b/c you have to read POA very hard to catch that Snape says that the kappa isn't Japense. )

 

Liz! You stole my next quotes!

The breeding of new creatures is stictly prohibited

Ron: No one told Hagrid that.

(something like that...)



~*~Bria

 

also:


Hagrid's going to get this next.

 

Yeah!! I found him!!! *Bria happily removes her lost R2-D2 bookmark from PoA*

"You asked us a question and she knows the answer! Why ask if you don't want to be told?"

Snape....

~*~Bria

 

Harry Potter sir must've made a mistake! these are two of the same socks!



or s/t to that effect.

 

"It's very good already," said Ron in a strangled sort of voice. Fleur smiled at him. Hermione scowled.

 

The Starfish without Stick should never be attempted.

That line sounds so innocent until you start thinking about the consequences

 

The kappa bit with Snape is on page 172 of the paperback. No, I didn't go looking through every page for it. I remembered it as happening when Snape substituted for Lupin's Defense Against the Dark Arts.

Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.



~*~Bria

 

werewolfs aren't all bad

 

And not all prof. are good....

Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.



~*~Bria

 

"I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!"

"Hermione-"

"ALL THIS TIME I'VE COVERED FOR YOU-"

"Hermione-"

 

so, which of you will be dying this year?

 

"Errrr!!! Troll boogeys!!"

 

"I'M JUST TELLING IT HOW IT IS!!!"



"JORDAN, ARE YOU BEING PAID TO ADVERTISE FIREBOLTS????"

 

"And the Quaffle is taken immediatly by Angelina Johnson of Gryffindor - what an excellent Chaser that girl is, and rather attractive, too -"

"JORDAN!"

 

Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.



~*~Bria

 

Well, I had planned on waiting until someone else posted first, but as it's 3am here, and I'm about to get off, I might as well finish my Marauders Map quotes.

Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his
hair, the slimeball.

~*~Bria

 

Well, it will hardly matter unless there's a mad axeman behind the door.

 

I dunno, Fred and George Weasley could give 'em a run fer their money.

 

I'm just batty about Butterbeer!

~*~Bria

 

Why would anyone want to wear a badge that says "spew" on it?

 

But they get paid? They get holidays, don't they? And-and sick leave, and pensions and everything?

 

Let us win, but if we cannot win, let us break a few heads.

~*~Bria