All I want is a knife made from a giant worm's tooth.

Is that so much to ask?!

 

If i had a nickel for everytime i've heard that...

 

Check out scifi.com and see if they ever sold crys-knife (sp?) props from the Dune mini-series. Ebay would be your next best bet.

 

I've got one, Sainty, but I wouldn't part with it. Not while I'm alive, anyway.

 

All I ever wanted was a sharp and deadly banana. I'm still searching!

 

I had some but lost them when I was practicing my knife throwing trick for David Copperfield's new magic special.

I think I may have hit an Oliphaunt with them.

 

You talking to Saint? Don't get my hopes up.

 

Who's to say? Sharp, deadly bananas/wormtooth knives - 6 of one/half dozen of the other.

Check out the next Oliphaunt's butt you see, they may be still stuck there.

 

I suppose if the worm had bad dental hygiene the tooth would be yellow enough to pass for a banana.

 

Having never seen a giant worm's toothbrush, I'm presuming they all look like bananas.

 

Or if the tooth were a banana it could . . . ah . . .

 

?Yes?

 

I mean, it would be, a banana. Right? that tooth?


Banana teeth? They exist, don't they?

 

Oh sure, I have my banana dentures in now. Makes it hard to chew toffee apples though.

 

Yes. I imagine if you eat enough bananas you would have banana teeth.

Anyone have a pet bonobo?

 

I named him Binky. He's got a thing for my pet Howler, though, and we have to keep an eye on him.

 

No thanks, Bonobos are the mortal enemies of the Slow Loris.

 

Maybe that's why he howls?

 

Hmmm...