Alternate versions of "I am your Father"- Discovered!

Luke, you are a frog!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ribbit.

 

Vader: Luke.. I am made entirely of tin!!!!
Luke: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*to the song Bohemian Rhapsody*
Luke: Easy come easy go.. will you let me go??
Emperor&Vader: No we will not let you go Yoda: Let him go!!
Emperor: We will not let you go!!
Ben: Let him go!!
Emperor&Vader: We will not let you go!!
Luke: Let me go!!!
Vader: We will not let you go!!
Luke: let me go!! (Emperor: Never)
Vader: Never let you go..
Luke: Let me go!! Never let me go.... ooo!!!!
Emperor: No, no, no, no, no, no, no!!!!
Ben: Oh mama mia, mama mia!!
Luke: mama mia let me go!!

 

Vader: Luke, I am... a clone of the Emporer, just like you and Princess Leia.

Luke: N- Hey, wait a second, that makes no sense.

Vader: Well, you see, the Emporer has tons of Cloning Facilities on this planet called Byss, mainly due to the fact that since his body is so strong in the darkside it const-

Luke: Okay, enough of this. *jumps off ledge into the shaft below*

Vader: Works every time.

P.S. My 100th post at these forums! Granted, it's not all that big an accomplishment, but still...

 

Vader: "Are you an angel?"

Luke: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

LMFAO!! Nice one!

Vader: Son, I think it's time for you and I to have this little talk about the birds and the bees.

Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father...

Luke: Did too!

Vader: Did not!

Luke: Did too!

Vader: No, he didn't! I-

Luke: Did too! Did too, did too, did too! DID TOO INFINITY!

 

Vader: I'm a person and my names ANAKIN!
Luke: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Vader: Its all Obiwans fault!!!! Hes holding me back..
Luke: Your not all powerful Vader!!
Vader: On the contrary I am your father and a sith.
Luke: Whats the hells a sith?
Vader: Oh forget it.. *kicks luke off himself*

 

LOL OutlawYoda! Those are some great ones you have there!

 

Luke: No, I am your son

Vader: Nooooooo!

 

Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to Yoda.

Luke: He told me enough...He told me you sent him to that damn swamp where my X-Wing got stuck..

Vader: No. He went digital!

Luke: NOOooooooooooooooooo!

Vader: Luke. That funny smell on your lightsaber was your mother.

Luke: Noooooo... Wait- *Force pulls it back up,smells* Ugh! How could you!?

 

"LOL OutlawYoda! Those are some great ones you have there! "
hehe thanks

Luke: Hey didn't I chop off your head?
Vader: No that was a vision dummy.
Luke: So then it wasn't you I killed?
Vader: Dido.
Luke: And I was you on under your helmet..
So wouldn't I be you?
Vader: I... (thinks) Umm.. well..
Luke: are you a clone of me or something??
Vader: (impatient and extremely confused) Okay thats it!!!.. do you wanna join the darkside or not??
Luke: Sure what the hell.

Vader: Luke...Rock paper scissors!!!
Luke: NOO!!!!! Rock.
Vader: ha! I have scissors!!! I win I win I win. I don't lose I win!!
(Luke stares at him)
Vader: Ah hell.

Vader: Luke... I am your blanket warmer!
Luke: (big bright smile) Blankie!!!
Vader: MASTER!!!
Luke: BLANKIE!!! AHH!!!! (falls down the shaft)

 

Good one Sith_Lord_Xerxes!!! LOL

 

"Vader: Luke... I am your blanket warmer!
Luke: (big bright smile) Blankie!!!"
Funny!

-----------------------------------------

Vader: "Luke...Luuuke...Lu-*cough*...L-*hack*...
Luke: >>sigh<<


Vader: "Hey...you've got weasels on your face."
Luke: "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"


Vader: "SHOW ME the MONey!"
Luke: "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him!

Vader: Well, actually Obi Wan killed him, but he came back to life and became me.
From a certain point of view (And not Obi Wan's screwed up nonsensical point of view crafted to make you want to kill me)....
I AM YOUR FATHER!

Luke: NOOOOOOOOO!

 

VADER: No, I am your father!
LUKE: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
VADER: Nah, I'm just joshin' ya. Scared ya, didn't I?

VADER: No, I am your father!
LUKE: Cool! Now I can make good on those "My dad can beat up your dad" threats I made in school!

VADER: No, I am your father!
LUKE: Really? Golly, I never new that.
VADER: Whatya say we go to the malt shop and get some ice cream, son?
LUKE: Gee pop, that'd be swell!

 

Vader: With our both combined strength we can sit through Howard the Duck!!!
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Threepio-Master Luke, i am afraid i am your father...oh dear, oh dear...

 

Vader: Luke, dude....that Obi-Wan dude totally never told you what happened to your old man.

Luke: Oh yes he did homes. He told me that you like totally killed him and stuff.

Vader: No dude, I'm like totally your old man.

Luke: NO WAY!

Vader: Yes way!

Luke: No way!

Vader: Yes way!

Luke: No way, that's like totally impossible!

Vader: Way dude, it is totally true. Like search your feelings and stuff.

Luke: Dude, this is like such a bummer. I totally cannot handle this stress right now dude. I'm outta here. Later.

 

James Earl Jones: Lucas never told you what happened to my voice in the final cut of star wars a new hope
David Prowse: He told me enough he told me my laringitous made my voice sound like that of a large black guy.
JEJ: No David, I did the voice
DP: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

Vader: Luke, I am your father.

Luke: What? Dad wasn't black!

Vader: That's my oxygen mask, a$$! Palps and I blew a record 277 ft. Bong Hit when we wasted the Jedi and it fried my lungs...
In fact, I'm STILL soo wasted!

Luke: Ya got any more?

Vader: Ya got some papers?

Luke: Sure, wanna join together and rob the Emperor of his power and stash?

Vader: Why not?

Luke: Sweet, dude.

 

Vader: Luke.. I am..
Luke: my father.. right I know.
Vader: NO! Your father!
Luke: But I just said..
Vader: My father..I know which wasn't correct.. I'm sorry ..BUZZ!!! WRONG ANSWER!!
Luke: Well.. It technically means the same thing.
Vader: Don't get technical with me!!


Vader: Luke.. Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
Luke: NNOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vader: Luke.. I am Jake Lloyd!!
Luke: (gasp) thats not true!!! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!
Vader: Watch episode 1 you KNOW it to be true!!!
Luke: NOOO!!!!!!!!!

 

Vader: "I am the Emperors hand and your future wife!"

Luke: "Mara....Is that you? Nooooooooooo"

 

Vader: I find you totally innocent.. which is the worst crime of all.. so your going to lose a hand!!!! (dun dun dun DUN!)
Luke: NOO!!!!!

Vader: Luke.. I'm a Space Cowboy.. Bet you weren't ready for that!!!
Luke: NNOOO!!!!!

Vader: Luke.. I am Spike Speigel from Cowboy Bebop..
Luke: No thats not true!! thats impossible!!
Vader: When I was almost near death.. they put my body into this machine.
Luke: Now thats just silly.

Vader: Luke.. MEOW!!!!!!!!
Luke: Eh?!!!

 

-Luke, give me the ring!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"


^
|
|

My favorite so far.

 

Vader: Luke..This one time at band camp..
Luke: NNOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (jumps off)

Vader: No..Luke... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
(confetti streams all over the place and Han, Leia and Chewy all come out dancing and partying)
Luke: (is very confused and decides to kill himself anyways)
Vader: Oh by the way Luke.. I am.. your.. father..
(looks over the edge) Oh well.. who wants cake???!

Vader: Luke.. I am Rick Moranis!!
Luke: NOOO!!!!!!!

 

Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: What was there to tell me? I saw his dead bodies at the homestead, mom's too.You had them killed.
Vader: Luke!
Luke: Oh, you mean my biological father. The one who prefered hanging around with that decrepit old Emperor to hanging out with his beautiful young wife. I don't talk about that fool.
Vader: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

 

Vader: "Luke...I love the Bee Gees.
Luke: "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Vader: "Dan....I am yo-"
Luke: "-uh, I'm not Dan...I'm LUKE!"
Vader: "What?!...oh, sorry (blushes)...sorry. >ahem< Luke..."

Vader: "Buckleberry Ferry...FOLLOW ME!" (they run off)