Games Alternative Star Wars Movie Titles

I open this thread to discuss possible alternative titles for the Saga films. Actually, I have nothing against the titles that George Lucas and Disney decided to give to the films, but I thought it might be fun to discuss alternative titles. This thread is not intended to be a criticism of the current titles of the films, but simply a fun discussion, in which to imagine alternatives.

My alternative titles:

1. Star Wars Episode I: Fate of the Galaxy
2. Star Wars Episode II: The Path to Destruction
3. Star Wars Episode III: Fall of the Republic
4. Star Wars Episode IV: A New Path
5. Star Wars Episode V: Shadow of the Dark Side
6. Star Wars Episode VI: The Rise of Skywalker

The last title refers to Anakin’s redemption, not Luke.

 

1. Star Wars Episode I: There's Always a Bigger Fish
2. Star Wars Episode II: I Hate Sand
3. Star Wars Episode III: Do it
4. Star Wars Episode IV: That's No Moon
5. Star Wars Episode V: I know
6. Star Wars Episode VI: Yub Nub

 

1. Star Wars Episode I: The Force Awakens
2. Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Jangos
3. Star Wars Episode III: The High Ground
4. Star Wars Episode IV: The Rise of Skywalker
5. Star Wars Episode V: Papa Don’t Preach
6. Star Wars Episode VI: There Is Another

 

I: Invasion of the Droids
II: A Forbidden Love
III: Rise of the Empire
IV: Attack of the Rebels
V: Wrath of the Dark Lord
VI: The Skywalker Legacy
VII: A New Order
VIII: Fall of the Resistance
IX: Balance of the Force

 

• Star Wars Episode VII: The Emperor’s Seed
• Star Wars Episode VIII: The Fall of Skywalker
• Star Wars Episode IX: The Dyad Strikes Back

 

VII: The Farce Awakens
VIII: The Lusty Jedi
IX: The Fries of Skywalker

 

1. Star Wars Episode I: The Philosopher’s Throne
2. Star Wars Episode II: The Chamber of Padme
3. Star Wars Episode III: The Prisoner of Palpatine
4. Star Wars Episode IV: Raiders of the Giant Station
5. Star Wars Episode V: Luke Skywalker and the Daddy of Doom
6. Star Wars Episode VI: Luke Skywalker and the Lightside Brigade
7. Star Wars Episode VII: Rey Begins
8. Star Wars Episode VIII: The Apathetic Knight
9. Star Wars Episode VIV: The Audience Rises (and leaves)

Rogue One: A Bor Gullet Story
Solo: A Poorly-lit Story

 

1. Star Wars Episode I: Attack of the Sith Football Fan
2. Star Wars Episode II: Fights in the Rain and on the Bug Planet
3. Star Wars Episode III: Homoeroticism of the Sith
4. Star Wars Episode IV: Results of Luke's Visit to a Gay Bar
5. Star Wars Episode V: Darth Vader's Obsession
6. Star Wars Episode VI: Where the Saga Should've Ended
7. Star Wars Episode VII: Good Stuff
8. Star Wars Episode VIII: Fifty Shades of Ren
9. Star Wars Episode VIV: Palpatine Wants to Become a Cisgender Female

Rogue One: Jyn Erso Strikes Back
Solo: Needs a Sequel

 

The Phantom Dentist
Attack of the Clowns
Revenge of the Smiths

 

EXACTLY! I was about to say that. Lol.

 

1. Dawn of Skywalker
2. The Clone Wars
3. The Last Jedi
4. A Spark of Hope
5. The Empire's Revenge
6. Return of Skywalker
7. Heir of Vader
8. Spark of Resistance
*9. Somehow, Palpatine Returned

* #9 is not really "serious" because I literally have no idea what else it could be called except that...

 

Endorsed. Serious stuff it is.

Episode 1: The Pants-off Menace
Episode 2: Attack of the Toblerones
Episode 3: Revenge of Will Smith
Episode 4: A New Dope
Episode 5: The Umpire Strikes Bach
Episode 6: Conjuctivits - Return of the Red-eye
Episode 7: The Horse Awakens
Episode 8: The...yeah whatever
Episode 9: Meh

 

Will Smith must be pretty mad at something if there's an entire film dedicated to his revenge

 

Star Wars Ep 1: I don't sense anythng
Star Wars Ep 2: It gets Everywhere
Star Wars Ep 3: I hate You!!!
Star Wars Ep 4: These are not the droids you're looking for
Star Wars Ep 5: I know
Star Wars Ep 6: You will pay the price for your lack of vision

 

Seriously guys, this thread was born to be a serious discussion in which to discuss alternative, but still serious titles. Please, stop publishing ironic titles...

 

Using track titles from each film:

I: Duel of the Fates
II: Across the Stars
III: Battle of the Heroes
Solo: Kessel Run
Rogue One: The Siege of Scarif
IV: Battle of Yavin
V: The Imperial Persuit
VI: Light of the Force
VII: The Starkiller Base
VIII: Battle of Scarif
IX: Fate of a Jedi

Bonus round: TV shows
Guardians of the Republic (Clone Wars)
Rise of the Rebellion( Rebels)


A Camto of Credits ( Mandalorian Season 1)
The Good, the Bad, and the Child ( The Mandalorian Season 2)
To Live and Die on tatooine ( Book of Boba Fett)

 

Star Wars: Episode I - A Jedi Rises
Star Wars: Episode II - A Jedi Learns
Star Wars: Episode III - A Jedi Falls
Star Wars: Episode IV - A Sith Rules
Star Wars: Episode V - A Sith Destroys
Star Wars: Episode VI - A Sith Dies
Star Wars: Episode VII - A Force Awakens
Star Wars: Episode VIII - A Force Tested
Star Wars: Episode IX - A Force Balanced

 

Ok..this one is more funny, but I think it works perfectly as an alternative title to IX....

Star Wars: Episode IX: Weekend at Palpie's.

 

Prequel Trilogy

Episode I: The Hidden Menace
Episode II: The March of the Clones
Episode III: Rise of the Sith

Original Trilogy

Episode IV: The Force Awakens
Episode V: Shadow of the Darkness
Episode VI: Return of a Hero

Bonus...

Rebel Down: A Star Wars Story

 

Sure, it's always fun to imagine alternative titles for the Star Wars saga! Here are six alternatives:
1. Star Wars Episode I: Galactic Destiny
2. Star Wars Episode II: The Unraveling Conspiracy
3. Star Wars Episode III: Dawn of Chaos
4. Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope Awakens
5. Star Wars Episode V: Shrouds of Darkness
6. Star Wars Episode VI: Redemption of the Jedi

 

1. Star Wars Episode I: The Saga Begins
2. Star Wars Episode II: All Clones Look the Same
3. Star Wars Episode III: Its Treason Then!
4. Star Wars Episode IV: The Original Hit Motion Picture
5. Star Wars Episode V: There is No Try
6. Star Wars Episode VI: Death Star 2.0

 

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