Fanclub Ancient Sith Empire - All your SWC are belong to us!

No off-topic social chatter here. The ASE still exists as a CCC Empire remember.

 

*sigh* Only because I don't feel like being tortured...

*kneels* I apologize for my arrogance, Lord...ess--Lordess? Lady? Whatever--YBG1.

 

*smiles arrogantly*

Rise.

OOC: Look at it this way. In the AoD Lord Insipid would have demanded more. Then again you probably have experience with slavering away, kneeling and catering to megalomaniacs via Charn's Empire.

 

*glares and mutters something about wiping that arrogant smirk off of his face*

*sighs*

*bows* At your leave, my lord.

 

Some do not realize I am not human nor Sith, but energy of the dark side... Sentient dark side nexuses usually hear through thought...

*nods at Warlord Ardnassak*

 

That's why I didn't think it, I muttered it. AKA: said it rather quietly in a mumbly tone.

Besides that, I bowed didn't I? I'm submitting! Take what you can get!

 

OOC: Good point. *wonders if it is possible to speak without thought, remembers his last telephone conversation with certain family members, decides yes*

IC:

I am drafting a plan for the attack on the galaxy. A savage army of Massassi mutants and Sithspawn monsters will be led by Warlord Ardnassak into known space, striking simultaneously at key targets. By that time, the infiltrators in the Senate will have brought much of the galaxy to its knees; political turmoil, and a trick involving proxy organizations I would rather not reveal in case Lord Insipid is eavesdropping, will have already crippled the Galactic Alliance. Then we may reveal the true might of the dark side, destroy all free life and usher in the eternal and supreme reign of the True Sith!

 

OOC (because if I don't say OOC then you'll get all snippy : That's right, sweetheart. And if ANYONE can speak without thought, it's me!

IC:

Fun. One issue though. I kind of like some free life.

 

I assume that is sarcasm, Warlord, for your reputation for cleansing entire worlds of free life for being... free life... is legendary. If it wasn't, you wouldn't have became Warlord, would you?

*smiles thinly behind his helmet plate*

 

Oh, yeah, we should just get rid of all free life.

*muttering*And we'll just start with you.*/muttering*

 

*smiles snidely as he flicks fingers*

I am not life. I am death. I am primal hunger given form, dark side energy incarnate.

 

*rolls eyes*

I think I could do a darn good impression of you.

*hunches over and speaks in a deep voice* I am your immortal God-King! But I am dead! So I am your immortal ZOMBIE-KING!!! RAWWWRRRR!!!*stomps around the ASE like a cross between Sasquatch and a zombie*

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OOC: Let's keep the banter, as amusing as it may be, to a minimum please.

 

*sigh* FINE.

 

Shame on you, Ardy.

 

May I be a Sith? I am a dark jedi requesting a higher glory than an exiled jedi!

The jedi Must be purged! The CIS and Republic are Foolish tools for our greater plans!

 

Of course, we accept those who wish to follow the true path to power. Know that we are the ancient Sith, the True Sith Empire, and we do not accept Sith pretenders.

What position do you desire, dark one? Do you wish to be a Massassi, those terrible mutants of the Sith species who lust after blood and war, and form the armies of our Empire? Do you wish to wield the ancient magics of the Sith, to have the arcane energies of the dark side in your grasp, and be a Kissai, priest of the Sith?

I am of course presuming you have no wish to be one of those 'gray' Sith hiding on Tund - the Sorcerers of Tund...

Choose, and then you shall be initiated into the ranks of the Ancient Sith Empire, and you shall help us bring about the death of all free life, the supreme reign of the dark side, and the eternal dominion of the True Sith.

P.S. The date is 145 ABY. The CIS is long gone.

 

So I am assuming that Palpatine tainted the true Sith way? With the formation of The Galactic Empire and temporary alliance with the CIS? That is why he failed!

I wish to be a part of The Order of The Sith lords!

 

He hardly tainted it, merely carried on a flawed legacy. Nonetheless, he was undeniably the greatest of our brethren who we left in the galaxy. But we are the True Sith, those of the pure-blooded Sith species who left Korriban 100,000 years ago and built an Empire long forgotten by the galaxy, before there ever was a Galactic Republic.

So, what group do you wish to join? Massassi, Kissai or the Sorcerers of Tund? Check the first post on the thread for more details on each group.

 

*Walks in*

There is tumble weed in here!

 

*eats the tumbleweed*

No there isn't...

 

No need for that.

 

There is a need for it though. We have to uphold our image. We can't be known as people who don't clean up their sacred castle (at least that's what I think this place is).

 

Get a slave to do it! You are a Lord, you don't eat filth.