And here you are, Maeby, coming out of your mother's third base.

There's money in the banana stand!





[Six pages and nobody said that one yet?]

 

You burn down the storage unit?

Oh, most definitely.

 

If I may, let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra Streisand - in The Prince of Tides - ass-masking therapist pantsuit.

 

You're all going to feel the sweet sting of sweat in your eye as...Buster! You can't do that outside buddy?

Mom says it's too windy.

 

W-w-w-wait. Eighteenth-century agrarian business. But I guess it's all the same principles. Lemme ask you: Are you at all concerned about an uprising?

 

The frontspiece!

 

In this magic trick, I'm going to put a sword through my assistant's tummy. May I have the trick sword, please!

 

Fried cheese... with club sauce.

 

say goodbye to these!

 

Steve Holt!

 

No, I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me. Me!

 

Plus she's religious. That one gets pregnant, it stays pregnant. Believe me, I dated a chick like that once in high school.

No I didn't.

 

Here's some money- go see a Star War.

-sj loves kevin spacey

 

Michael! I?m on to you! The Spanish lessons, the lawyer. If you?re heading for Portugal, it?s due south.

 

Mr. Bluth... Justice is blind.

 

He?s a beautiful boy. They don?t appreciate him. It?s his glasses. They make him look like a lizard. Plus he?s self-conscious.

 

Who wants a banger in the mouth?!

 

Michael: Hello. Hey, so what?s going on with the fund-raiser?

George, Sr.: Well, I don?t think the Home Builders Organization is going to be supporting us.

Michael: Yeah, the HBO?s not going to want us. What do we do now?

George, Sr.: Well, I think it?s show time. I think we have to have a show during dinner.

 

Maeby: Your legs look exactly like mine, and I just shaved mine.

George Michael: So, I?m thinking of getting a motorcycle.

Yeah, I?m gonna need a leather jacket for when I?m on my hog and need to go into a controlled slide.

 

There is always money in the banana stand!

 

I'm a monster!

 

There's still light coming in from under the door!