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Anna Kournikova - hot or not?

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Lukes_Lightsaber, May 28, 2004.

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  1. malkieD2

    malkieD2 Ex-Manager and RSA star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Tennis players are all hot - enough the ugly ones.
    Its something to do with the extremely toned body, excellent sun tan and that orgasm sound they make when the hit tennis balls.

    Close your eyes and its like listening to porn.
     
  2. Darth_Dagsy

    Darth_Dagsy Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Oh, Arantxa Sanchez-Vicario > Kournikova, definitely.

    ;)
     
  3. malkieD2

    malkieD2 Ex-Manager and RSA star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    seriously Dags.....no.

    I mean, she makes Venus Williams look like a woman.
     
  4. Darth_Dagsy

    Darth_Dagsy Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    "Tennis players are all hot - enough the ugly ones. "

    Admit it, Beggsie. She Barts your world.

    Actaully, reminds me of what Pat Cash said a few years back. That all the top female tennis players are ugly.

    That set off a bit of a skirmish.

    But things are different now. Mostly.
     
  5. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Oops, sorry about the small pics.

    Let's try another.

    [image=http://people.ucsc.edu/~popeye/anna%20kournikova.jpg]

    [image=http://refletsdefemmes.free.fr/akcompo/selection/Anna_Kournikova_coquillage_filet_peche.jpg]
     
  6. Tabula Rasa

    Tabula Rasa Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Pat's the man!
     
  7. malkieD2

    malkieD2 Ex-Manager and RSA star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I always preferred that Irish tennis star; Pat McGroin.
     
  8. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    All tennis players are not hot. Remember Chris Everett? Or those Williams twins? Or John McEnroe? Anna Kournikova is absolutely the smokinest hottest flib-flab-jabbinest one out there though.

    *drools at that 1st pic VadersLament posted*

    Nice pooper.

     
  9. BaronFel88

    BaronFel88 Jedi Knight star 7

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    If only she could play tennis. Meh, she's still hot anyway (and a good change of pace from Capriati and the Williams sisters).
     
  10. joehahn000

    joehahn000 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Hot!



    /,,/
    Rock on!
     
  11. OGOneKenobi69

    OGOneKenobi69 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I liked Anna's old doubles partner better. I don't remember her last name, bet her first name was Martina.
     
  12. BLACKJEBUS

    BLACKJEBUS Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    If only she could play tennis.

    Why? If I saw her play live I would cheer every time she swung her arm or jumped up in the air! I couldn't care less what the score in the match was!
     
  13. -SILVER-

    -SILVER- Jedi Youngling star 3

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    She does nothin' for me. [face_plain]
     
  14. ask-the-younglings

    ask-the-younglings Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Hot. Definitely hot.
     
  15. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I liked Anna's old doubles partner better. I don't remember her last name, bet her first name was Martina.

    Martina Navratarlova (or something)

    *dreams of Anna-Snerd-Martina sandwich*

     
  16. SY-SNOOTLES

    SY-SNOOTLES Jedi Youngling star 3

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    So NOT hot! She looks 12!

    Bye!
     
  17. DVader316

    DVader316 Jedi Knight star 7

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    I liked Anna's old doubles partner better. I don't remember her last name, bet her first name was Martina.

    Martina Navratarlova (or something)



    Her name was Martina Hingis, also known as the Swiss Miss. She was quite the phenom and had a great future ahead of her until injuries pretty much ended her career far too early. And yes, she's definitely a cutie.


    As far as Kournikova goes, she's obviously an awful tennis player and as far as looks go is OVERRATED !!!


     
  18. BaronFel88

    BaronFel88 Jedi Knight star 7

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    I forgot about Hingis. She's pretty hot, too. Too bad she had to retire so early. :(
     
  19. DVader316

    DVader316 Jedi Knight star 7

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    Yup. If it wasnt for her injuries I honestly think she would have went down as one of the greatest women tennis players ever. She was well on her way, too, having won something like 4 or 5 major championships before age nineteen (IIRC).
     
  20. OGOneKenobi69

    OGOneKenobi69 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Yeah, somebody post some pictures of her, she is way hotter than Kournikova.
     
  21. Vindaxxus

    Vindaxxus Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I'd take Serena Williams body any day over this Anna girl.
     
  22. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I'd take Serena Williams body any day over this Anna girl.

    *projectile vomits*

    *cleans monitor*

     
  23. BaronFel88

    BaronFel88 Jedi Knight star 7

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    [image=http://www.tribuneindia.com/2002/20020818/sp5.jpg]
    [image=http://www.tennisnet.org/players/hingis/oncourt/gallery02/hingis_oncourt_33.jpg]
     
  24. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Holy horse teeth Batman!!!

     
  25. Vindaxxus

    Vindaxxus Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Sorry about your monitor Mortimer... but what can I say different strokes for different folks
     
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