Anyone for Tennis?

Arun's fighting with himself now?

Oh...My...God...

 

I'm almost afraid to hear his answer.

 

Once I am done with this Cad..fair lady....I shall have you under there tree...

 

Ha! We'll see.

 

foot and mouth, id say, you name it they had it my fine wench, grrrrrrrr

//springs up to feet, does roundhouse kick to egos head

I say, those orientals know their fighting techniques what what Ego

 

//Winks back at Wormie..

You like what you see wench??

//gets to his feet...

blast I've scruffed my boots...you will pay for this Swag...This leather was imported from Russia before the troubles...

 

a cheep pair then, eh Ego

//smashes plate over Egos head

 

Oh Christ....someone get me something to drink. This is starting to get entertaining, albeit a bit odd.

 

//Smashes chair over Swags back..

Sir that was below the belt...a gentleman never questions another gentleman's attire

 

I've already had a pint...and got my ass kicked at snooker by the boss...grrr...and he was using my cue..grrr..

 

Tough break.

What the hell is snooker?

 

It envolves pockets and balls

 

*Rolls eyes, hand to face, head shaking* Snooker is what Pool is derived from...but requiring a great deal more skill than pool...although I love pool too.
Basically you play snooker on a table 12 foot by six foot rather than the pool tables 6 foot by 3 foot...you also play with 15 reds and six colours...pot a red and follow with a colour you nominate, then another red, then another colour and so on...it's based on points scoring rather than first to drop the black (or nine-ball, depending on which version of pool you play)...

 

Ah. Must be your favorite game then, Ego.

 

Snooker Rocks! Tis a game of gentleman and angles....just watching those fine athletes at work sends shivers down my spine. Particularly when Ronnie O'Sullivan gets nicked doing 120mph down the M25 with a car full of birds and a more than liberal amount of the ol' Luca Vialli......

 

My favourite sport is shagging..

and I always win...

what what??

 

\\stamps of Egos boots

those boots sir, are cheep

and anything involving balls are my bag, what what what

 

Riiiight...ok, I'm off to take a shower. You boys have fun.

 

Aye...and will that shower be golden??

 

If that's the kind you take it certainly explains why Brits are known for bad hygiene.

 

I say, take that back, I bathe once a year wether I need to or not

 

Hmmmmm...no. Shall we move on to dental hygeine?

 

Known for bad hygiene?? Wha??? Bollox to that! We've all seen that lard-ass Americans, too big to get out of their reclining armchairs to get the next round of bagels and biscuits let alone have a wash!

 

I can always count on Poodu to bite, can't I.

 

That stench of fish is not I?

//Looks at Swag