AOTC picture captioning thread

Yes some of these are hysterical!

 

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Padme: Just where the hell have you been? And why does your shadow look so sinister?



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Maid: Can I get you anything?
Anakin F. Fletcher: I'd like the Beatles White Album.

 

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The hottest single burning up the Republic charts.....

'(Jedi are) Creeps' by R4-P17 (Sung to the tune of Creep by STP)

Found out yesterday
That Droids just don?t get paid
They act like I?m not real
I?m made of wire and steel
My name u can?t pronounce,
Hey, I?m not a droid mouse
All's I gots is chimes
Of real speech, not a single line

I used to live on Coruscant, now my fate is sealed
I used to live on Coruscant, now my fate is sealed
I used to live on Coruscant, now my fate is sealed, my fate is sealed

I'm half the Droid I used to be
This I feel as I fly in space
Well, I'm half the Droid I used to be
This I feel as I fly in space
Well, I'm half the Droid I used to be
This I feel as I fly in space
Well, I'm half the Droid I used to be, half the Droid I used to be

Feelin' uninspired
Think I'll start to fire
Everybody runs
the starfighter has guns
Think it?s kinda neat
But I sure do miss my feet
Droids don't mean a thing
The Jedi truncated me

I used to live on Coruscant now my fate is sealed
I used to live on Coruscant now my fate is sealed
I used to live on Coruscant now my fate is sealed, my fate is sealed l

I'm half the Droid I used to be
This I feel as I fly in space
Well, I'm half the Droid I used to be
This I feel as I fly in space
Well, I'm half the Droid I used to be
This I feel as I fly in space
Well, I'm half the Droid I used to be
This I feel as the dawn it fades to gray
Well, I'm half the Droid I used to be, half the Droid I used to be

I used to live on Coruscant now my fate is sealed
I used to live on Coruscant now my fate is sealed
I used to live on Coruscant now my fate is sealed, my fate is sealed

I'm half the Droid I used to be
This I feel as I fly in space
Well, I'm half the Droid I used to be
This I feel as I fly in space
Well, I'm half the Droid I used to be
This I feel as I fly in space
Well, I'm half the Droid I used to be,
Half the Droid I used to be
Half the Droid I used to be

 

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"Whosa wants meesa to jump, and den go boom bad, on da ground, an besa hurtin' like deep doo-doo?"

 

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Clones: "Where's your God now Spider-Man?!"

 

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ANTIDOPE as sung by Anakin Skywalker to the tune of Antipope by the Damned.

I?m going back to Naboo tonight
Just like back when I was eight
But I sure don?t intend play
cause I?m consumed with hate

Chorus
I think Gungans is twerps,
All the people who live there, know their
plain ignorant. I don?t understand
why concentration camps won?t change their
behavior.
So many people are weak enough to have to laugh
at that aquatic mope,
And I should know
Because I used to laugh myself
But not since the day I became the antidope

There?s gonna be some fun tonight
When I spread the news around the town
That Jar Jars a transvestite
With a fetish for senate gowns
[Chorus]

Republic doesn?t mean a thing
It?s just an excuse for fighting
I think the dark side is okay
Cos I don?t dig that dope no way
[Chorus]

 

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han=" arnt you a little short for a storm trooper?"

luke-" you take that back!!"

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(here what i wrote for the captioniung on star wars .com)

*meanwhile back on bespin*...

vader"i said ' i want skywalker' not the skywalkers"..

i know its lame

 

this was posted a bit ago by me on page 24 that prob wont get seen.. so here we go


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han=" arnt you a little short for a storm trooper?"

luke-" you take that back!!"


BTW on a serious note.. are mark and harrison havning an argument in this photo..i thought they got along well

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(here what i wrote for the captioniung on star wars .com)

*meanwhile back on bespin*...

vader"i said ' i want skywalker' not the skywalkers"..

i know its lame

 

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why did i sign a contract that says i have to get plastic surgery?

 

ha lol. Thats soo funny. Post more!

 

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Sadly, the kid in the green shirt never realized the curse of the blue saber...

 

How do you post pics? Can someone tell me please.

 

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lol

 

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Oh no! Its Darth Sanders!:
"Do not under estimate the power of the original recipe."
"I find your lack of sides... disturbing."
"I am your father Bonjangles. Join with me and together we shall crush the Burger king."

and of course:
"What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?!"

 

LOL@Cthulhula

 

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Anakin: "My parts are showing??? Oh my!"

 

whoa.


That mechno-hand looks like Tetsuo's mechanical arm in "Akira"

 

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I'm not Monica Lewinski, watch the dress fly boy!

 

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They say the human body has over 100 bones in it. Would you like one more?

 

lol Thats kinda...weird...but anyway...

 

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Anakin, your new hand is quite cold!

 

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Suit:"I told you not to deal with Microsoft."
Trooper:"Emperor Gates will see you know."

 

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Anakin: When we are through here, do you think we can save that outfit for some late night fun?

 

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Oh, how I hated the Colonel. With those wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face. Ohhh, you're gonna buy my chicken, Ohhh.