JCC Artificial intelligence gives us motivational quotes

https://inspirobot.me/

There is now an artificial intelligence that can randomly generate motivational quotes, though sometimes the quotes are... not very motivational. It's hilarious. Click on the link above, give it a go and post your funniest results!

Here's a few that I got:

"Keep your back straight like a d*** as often as possible"

"Be dead inside"

"Try to make it so that someone in another country gets laid"

"When we can't spy on wild animals, what is there left to spy on?"

"Bowel movements can also be mediocre"

 

A divine revelation is a marriage of ideas, good luck!

 

Oh, this reminds me of aiweirdness, which has some pretty funny things. Inspirobot told me:
Nuclear fusion is a lady with no passion.
You're doing great, InspiroBot. Keep up the good work.

 

The periodic table is how evolution says, "You complete me."

 

"A kiss from a lover is an opportunity that will kill you in the end."

 

Could it be that heroes are heroes because nothing is real?

Thanks inspirobot

 

"Sit on the boredom."

Seems appropriate, these days.

 

"A small amount of post-ejaculatory guilt is actually good for you."

Straight talk from InspiroBot

 

Jump up and down on the wisdom.

 

After the you, comes the surgery.

I am...confused.

 

Envy warriors. Don't be suspicious about executions.

 

Poor people are the new royalty.

Well, all right ... but it will be less exciting to see the next royal couple pull up to the Abbey in a 2002 Impala.

 

“Human progress without inspirational quotes is wrong.”

InspiroBot with the flagrant self-promotion

 

You complete nobody

 

Well, of course a songwriter can be wasted, it's their choice.

 

WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE! But this made me laugh.

Spoiler

 

“Your destiny is just a virus playing the theatre”

“Exercise can be to give up”

Well now I feel great.

 

Love spies.

Despair. Or don't.