Ask Ambyr: Advice When It Matters Most

Actually, I lied. I have a boyfriend. I am cool

 

Not a problem.

 

Slackie, sometimes I think I'm in love with a girl at the JC. She's really hot and gives great advice but people treat her very badly. How do I tell her how I feel?

 

Tell her that there are a lot of bad people and that she should ignore them regardless of the situation. Though, there is still the fact that she could play along with people when they mess with her. If she were a little bit more mature she might be able to figure that out. A lot of people just like to mess with people to see how much they can take. She did try; I will give her that.

 

But I miss her already. Why did you guys make her leave? Now I'll never be able to tell her that she's my true love.

 

Strider, that's so cute

 

You better go declare your love before she leaves the JC and it's too late!

 

Are you being sarcastic and condescending to me Mike? I'll have you know that love is something so pure and true that you don't need those little things like communication to make it work. So please be more understanding of me in my time of need.

 

Hurry up boy you are wasting time.

 

You guys are rude and mean and I am leaving to be with my loved one.

 

*looks at killed thread*
*looks at thread corpse being chewed on*

Methinks the JCC hyenas are out in force tonight.

 

*looks at killed thread*

certainly doesn't look dead to me

 

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