Attention FFUK: This is war!

*is still nabbed and screaming like a girl*

 

Good thing that was just the helmet from my Darth Vader Halloween costume you hit.

*Death Star orbits earth, comes in range of UK*

 

Turns up power on Death Star superlaser to put us all out of our misery.

 

Damn it!

Plan B: //Sends the Tweenies over to attack the Suckers...

 

*Calmly and unhurridly dusts off crosbow and loads said weapon with tungsten tipped arrow*

*cough*

Any of you suckers fancy becoming a kebab just let me know...

*raises sight to eye and takes aim*

*Patiently waits*

*Glances over to Yoshs box of doom and the flashing red buttons then looks at the little LCD screen which blinks on and off "PRIMED"*

I fear this war will be a short one

Edit - Catapults a glass of water over the death star and watches it's circuits fry... ahhh the blunders of modern technology

 

*STILL screaming like a girl*

 

*points back in direction of UK*

LOOK ITS NSYNC!!!!!1!!!!

*tweenies all go running back screaming and trample FFUKers*

 

Scream all you want, TK, it won't help.

 

*Jumps up on horse and thunders off in the direction of girly screaming... whips past TK and grabs the back of his jacket and pulls him onto the horse*

PLEASE stop screaming now... you can stop now you're safe!!!!!

I SAID STOPPP.... ah that's better

 

Now that's just plain evil!

Plan C://Sends an army of Clone Cilla's over to attack the suckers...

TK, stop yer screaming ya big girls blouse!

 

This thread SUCKS!

 

Of COURSE it does. With our combined suckiness, we can take over this thread and bring ORDER to this forum!!!

 

If in doubt- scream like a girl!!!

 

Just cos yer loosing

CLONE CILLAS Yosh????? Now that's SCARY as hell

Edit - some help you'd be in a fight TK

 

*hopes Yoshi has set all the Cilla's on 'Surprise! Surprise!' mode*

 

*hopes Yoshi has set all the Cilla's on 'Surprise! Surprise!' mode*

feels sick!!!

 

Clones!!!

"Activate the droids!"

*cue Count Dooku*

 

Trust me Cilla will slaughter ANYTHING you can throw at her!!!!!

 

HOLD IT!!!!

*everybody stops*

i found a five pound note. Anyones??? Okay i'll keep it!

RESUME!!!!!

 

Aye, especially as the Cilla army is being joined by the Lionel Blair army too!

LOL @ TK

Ya eejit!

 

LMFAO

Aye, especially as the Cilla army is being joined by the Lionel Blair army too!

Are they ready yet... I hope you have the right shade of orange tan and general light on the loafers thing right

What with that and the Delia Smith clones I think we have it all in the bag!

 

All right, FFUKers, the Suckpuppets will regroup while I take a respite from the computer - or at least until one of my fellow Sucks arrives to reinitiate the fighting. But fear not, your clone army is no match for the evils our Suckiness is capable of devising.

Don't underestimate the Suck!

*vanishes in a cloud of smoke*

 

Oh dear, this reminds me of a very bad movie indeed.

 

//puts I Think We're Alone Now on the jukebox

 

AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggrrrrhhh!