Attention FFUK: This is war!

Dutch will do i guess D_QS.

TK- Don't come near me if you get made into Kate Beckinsale!

I might jump ya!

 

Well ya'd have to get by me first Yoshi!!!

*DOH!!! thinks about the stupidity of his statement*

 

LMAO

Hmmmmmm no comment!

 

"Kate Beckinsale"

No you can't, sorry. Not today. At this hour I can manage only Princess Ann, Lady Thatcher, Helen Mirren or maybe, if I work overtime, Joanna Lumley (on a bad hair day only - so sorry!)

 

Mmmmmmmmmmm Joanna Lumley

 

*sigh*

Here you go. You're assimilated as Joanna, but you're also Dutch.

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Yay me!! A Dutch Joanna Lumley.

How sexy am i!!?

 

UGH! Brings dinner back up! WTF is going on here then? can't turn your back her for 5 minutes can you?

 

Well, now that we've assimilated Yoshi-Toshi and TK_Four_Twne, we're well on our way to taking this forum over. With them in our sucky ranks, we should be able to assimilate DDUK twice as fast, at least!

 

assimilated

Is that what you do to me after you tie me up?

I hope you use lubricants!

 

Welcome to the war! How about being assimilated, DD? Currently, you get your choice of how you'd like your assimilation to go.

I recommend assimilation now, while the going's good.

 

Is that what you do to me after you tie me up?

Yep. And everyone else in the suck collective, gets a go, too...

"..and then you must spank me!"

 

I couldn't agree more.

I'm very happy with my Dutch Joanna Lumley assimilation!

 

User agrees not to post material that is......sexually oriented

Can someone lock this thread please. I am offended.

 

Sorry Toshi but that was only valid for a day, now you've morphed from a Dutch Joanna to a French Bubble, the epitome of the great intellectual.

That may well be your new permanent skin - if I feel like it

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//Looks in mirror...



How could you!?

 

//scratch head

Something's not right with the assimilation, you're supposed to speak French now... (though, given Bubble's IQ, maybe we should lower our expectations)

 

But i have a French accent!

 

Gesundheit.

 

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//nabs Dan_Dare

Resistance is futile.

 

Excellent, a new acquisition.

But, um... what happened to it??

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I don't know - there seems to be something wrong with the Great Assimilator your Honor, a technician is on the way.

 

//wonders into thread accidently whilst trying to find her way to the pub//

Sorry

//runs away as fast as possible upon seeing a deformed half human creature (not being one of Yoshi's genetic experiments)//

 

THis DArth
I 'll kill ya all !

 

This is a local board, for local people, we'll have no trouble here!