Amph Avengers: Doomsday (and Secret Wars)

minimal fluid intake people! for at least 4 hours beforehand! Like you're prepping for surgery. Cuz if you sit right down when the ads/trailers start all the way to the final post-credit we're looking at almost 3 hours and 20 minutes or so.

 

Three hours sounds great to me! I’ll take every minute they’ll cram in!

 

I get the feeling the movie won't exactly jump out of the gate, which is totally fine. We literally haven't seen any fallout from the Snapture, it ends with "Oh God" (and the Fury/Hill tag) so I wouldn't exactly expect an opening action scene to kick this off. mostly a lot of people being traumatized.

 

Soda doesn't taste that good anyway after the first few sips.

 

Normally I'm pretty good about not having to take a pee break during a movie, but I had to go an hour into Captain Marvel and thankfully that's the perfect time to go because there's a lot of talking with Carol's best friend and daughter where I felt I didn't miss anything.

 

What. That's even worse. All the high-fructose corn syrup is still there, but none of the taste.

 

Poster doesn't just not have Goose prominently featured, it doesn't have Goose at all.

0/10. This movie is going to bomb.

 

Maybe Goose got snapped. None of the known snapped characters are on it.

The stinger with Carol at the end matches up with the description of the scene shown to shareholders last week. It expands on that just a little for any who avoided reading it and might be considering checking it out now that you've seen part of it. Looks like she makes it back to Earth near the beginning of the movie.

 

One does not simply snap Goose. Goose snaps you.

 

Yeah it's way better than the main IW poster. Interestingly they have Bruce on there instead of Hulk. I guess they don't want to give away he and Hulk sorting out their differences from IW.

And no Shuri.

 

You're not alone. The Like counter on the YT page is already broken and stuck at 333K.

 

Well... Falcon was in it...

He'd better be de-snapped by the time it's over.

 

Nah. Marvel are taking this opportunity get rid of half it's roster, just to freshen things up. The announced up and coming films are all fake outs, and the films will now be focused on the PTSD the universe suffers when half the population is removed.

 

The trailer showed Tony in a fancy new white suit. I guess he makes it back to Earth. Thanks, trailer!

 

Rocket with War Machine steals the trailer for me. This is gonna be fun!

 

Maybe not for Steve. Looks like he has a busted wing.

 

Thanos on the Endgame poster looks so much cooler than Thanos on the IW poster.

Reminds me of Darth Vader in SW posters.

 

Not digging that poster; looks like a band of pretentious photoshopped phonies.