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BEST "pants" line from each movie?

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by markdil, Jul 26, 2002.

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  1. GrayRacer

    GrayRacer Jedi Youngling star 1

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    wheres the obvious,

    "May the pants be with you"?
     
  2. Vader Fett

    Vader Fett Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [face_laugh] BEST.THREAD.EVER.


    ANH- Vader: "if this is a consolate ship, where are your pants?"
     
  3. Darth_Avernus

    Darth_Avernus Jedi Youngling star 1

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    "Only stormtroopers pants can be so accurate..." (Obi-wan to Luke, ANH).
     
  4. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Yoda: Do not underestimate the pants of the Emperor, or suffer your father's fate you will.
     
  5. annie_skywalker001

    annie_skywalker001 Jedi Master star 4

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    At last we will have pants.
     
  6. Master Salty

    Master Salty Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    TPM="At last we will reveal our pants to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge."

    AOTC="Join me OB1, and together we can destroy the pants."

    ANH="Great pants kid. Don't get cocky."

    ESB="There is a great disturbance in the pants."

    ROTJ="I'm endangering the pants. I shouldn't have come."
     
  7. General Kenobi

    General Kenobi Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    "Your feeble pants are no match for the power of the dark side."

    "You have paid the price for your lack of pants."
     
  8. jedi_master_ousley

    jedi_master_ousley Force Ghost star 8

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    Mesa called Jar Jar Binks, mesa your humble pants.

    How much farther to the pants generator?

    THey're using very primitive pants, but I believe they think i'm some kind of pants.

    take your pants in back and plug em into the hyperdrive.

    dont center on your pants obi wan.

    keep your pants here and now where they belong.
     
  9. annie_skywalker001

    annie_skywalker001 Jedi Master star 4

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    Jedi Master Ousley..........HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAH Those were hilarious!
     
  10. General Kenobi

    General Kenobi Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    AOTC: "I thought I already did."

    "Only in your pants, my very young apprentice."
     
  11. annie_skywalker001

    annie_skywalker001 Jedi Master star 4

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    The pants are strong with this one.
     
  12. General Kenobi

    General Kenobi Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    "The pants of the Dark Side have fallen."
     
  13. _Padme_

    _Padme_ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [face_laugh] LOL!!! This thread is hilarious!

    Here is mine:

    Obi-Wan: Our pants will be invisible, M'Lady.
     
  14. JoeSolo25

    JoeSolo25 Jedi Youngling

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    --sorry if i make repeats

    ESB-
    "Away with your pants i mean you no harm"-Yoda

    "ohhh, cannot get your pants out"-Yoda

    "I don't want your help, i want my pants back"-Luke

    "Slimy, mud hole, my pants this is"-Yoda
     
  15. Darth_Avernus

    Darth_Avernus Jedi Youngling star 1

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    "Be mindful of your pants Anakin, they will betray you" (Obi-wan to Anakin, AOTC)
     
  16. Darth_Avernus

    Darth_Avernus Jedi Youngling star 1

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    "...you've only become a master of pants, Darth" (Obi-Wan to Vader, ANH)
     
  17. jedi_master_ousley

    jedi_master_ousley Force Ghost star 8

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    thanks annie_skywalker0001...

    we must inform the senate that our ability to wear pants has diminished...
    but only the sith know of our pantlessness

    no, I am your pants

    no, he not be givin pants

    your pants, skywalker will be.

    now they will vote for a new pants...

    and young skywalker, we will watch your pants with great interst

    -are you pants?
    -what?
    -pants. they come from the moons of Iego I think...they're the most beatiful pants in the universe.

    -its very cold
    -pants are cold, annie, you come from a strange planet annie, much too pantless for me

    where did you dig up those old pants?

    bring me solo, and his pants!

    but master yoda says i should mindful of the pants...

    pants...theres still a chance to where pants...(lando)

    we've got get some reading on those pants, up or down

    the pants port is ray-shielded, so you'll need to use pant torpedoes...

    these are the pants that pricess has brought us... (epIV, DS briefing)

    at last we will reveal ourselves to the jedi, at last we will no pants...

    it is obvious that this cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force, but by our skill with pants.

    help me obi wan kenobi, you're my only pants

    he claims to be the pants of obi wan kenobi, do you know who he's talking about

    he suggests that if you remove his pants, he may be able to play back the whole message.

    -obi wan never told you what happened to your pants
    -he told me enough, he told me you dropped them

    -so it obeys my commands?
    -partially, but it also controls your pants

    he has much to learn of the living pants, but he is ready

    it is an honor to finally see you pantless, your highness

    i am luke skywalker, jedi knight and pants to captain solo

    he never expressed any unhappiness with my pants

    lost his pants, master obi wan has, embarrassing, most embarrassing...

    count dooku, strong in pants have you become. the dark pants i sense in you

    he's the pants, sweetheart.

    wonderful pants. either i'm gonna kill em or i'm beginning to like em

    drop your pants. they win this round.

    you were right about one thing master, the pants were short.
     
  18. Darth_Avernus

    Darth_Avernus Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Pants!! Pants!! NOOOOOOO!!!!! (Qui-Gon's voice in AOTC)

     
  19. Brandonv

    Brandonv Jedi Youngling

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    "I will not let these pants, which have stood for a thousand years be split in two."
     
  20. Alybrylla

    Alybrylla Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "I am altering the pants. Pray that I do not alter them any further."
     
  21. Darth_Avernus

    Darth_Avernus Jedi Youngling star 1

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    "Send the pants to the far side of Endor!" (Palpy to Vador, ROTJ)

    "Shut me down! Pants making pants!!" (C-3PO, AOTC)

    "This will be the Grand Pants of the Republic!" (Palpy, AOTC)
     
  22. Obis-Grl

    Obis-Grl Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I love this thread!

    AOTC:

    Elan Sleazebaggano: You wanna buy some pants?
    Obi-Wan: You don't want to sell me pants.
    Elan Sleazebaggano: I don't want to sell you death sticks.
    Obi-Wan: You want to go home and rethink your pants.
    Elan Sleazebaggano: I want to go home and rethink my pants.

    Anakin: When I'm around you, my pants are no longer my own.

    Obi-Wan: Blast! This is why I hate pants!

    Obi-Wan: You know I don't like it when you do that.
    Anakin: Sorry, master. I forgot that you don't like pants.

     
  23. General Kenobi

    General Kenobi Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    AOTC:

    Anakin: "You are in my very pants, tormenting me."
     
  24. Obis-Grl

    Obis-Grl Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Damn it! I screwed it up... *hits head against the computer screen* Dumbass Dumbass...

    Ok here is the "right" verison...

    Elan Sleazebaggano: You wanna buy some pants?
    Obi-Wan: You don't want to sell me pants.
    Elan Sleazebaggano: I don't want to sell you pants.
    Obi-Wan: You want to go home and rethink your pants.
    Elan Sleazebaggano: I want to go home and rethink my pants.
     
  25. OBI_JEDI

    OBI_JEDI Jedi Padawan star 4

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    TPM- Obi "The council has given me pants to train you. You will be a Jedi I promise."
     
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