Saga Book Of Musings - Diary Challenge 2009 - Mace Windu - Major AU **Updated 8/9**

Jaz: Yeah, he's learnt to expect pain. I'm not actually sure where I'm going to take the Endor thing, or whether I'll just leave it....

Geri: Don't worry, he's got bacta! The Jedi survived this long because the Force wanted them to... or something. lol.

KELIA: He isn't just starting to doubt them, he's been doing that for a looong time. He's just waiting, and being patient. Don't worry, Sidious won't find out.

A/N: I really need to get better with this updating thing.... Sorry guys!

 

Entry 9

I have finally developed a new skill. I can now use Force-lightening perfectly. I could use it before, but, it wasn't great. Now I can aim, repel, strengthen and weaken and everything. I feel great! Plus I got off with only a mild punishment from Sidious.

About that Endor thing, I still haven't figured it out. It's annoying to know that tyrannus knows what's going on, but I don't, and I'm the apprentice who actually has a future! He doesn't. He's just a public face, that will be publicly replaced. I'm the background one who will be there for ever. Well, not really, I'll become the Master soon. But the fact remains! Although... Maybe it isn't so dumb that he knows. Afterall Plus he thinks he'll be around for those plans to come to fruition.

A least I have some kind of advantage over him.

Agen Kolar was just at the door. Why does he have to call by at the worst of times? It seems that there will be an emergency Council meeting in 20mins. I have to go. That's one of the disadvantages to being one of the senior members on the Council. But on the plus side, I can make Sidious think that I am completely loyal to him by carrying out what he wishes carried out.

Ok, I have to get ready now. Stupid Mace Windu persona...

 

Your so right Votary your Mace Windu persona doesn't fool me your just heading for a fall and I think you'll end up like Maul(Umm do we know a Maul?)
D-E-A-D.

Come on Jedi wake up and smell the roses. Windy needs a swift kick. (Umm where I'm not sure!)

Nice one

 

I got off with only a mild punishment from Sidious.

Hmmm...I see Sidious still doesn't like sharing his dark powers

I find it amusing Mace thinks he'll be the one to be around forever and so does Sidious. Do those Sith ever learn?

Great update

 

I have finally developed a new skill. I can now use Force-lightening perfectly. I could use it before, but, it wasn't great. Now I can aim, repel, strengthen and weaken and everything. I feel great!

Maybe thats not so great a skill to have...

Great writing!

 

Love that Palpsy dearest is already interested in Endor

 

Update! Yay! Many apologies for lateness, but I'm afraid you'll have to bring it up with my teachers, if you have a problem. I'm afraid I don't have time to do replies now, but as soon as I do, I will. I enjoy tormenting you guys too much.

Entry 10

I am over the moon at the moment! I just found out, that the person I have in mind for an apprentice really truly cares for the Republic. The Jedi as well, but, if I can use his love for the Republic to turn him against the Jedi, like Sidious did to me...

This is so much fun. I don't know how I ever enjoyed being a Jedi. It's so boring! Obi-Wan and Yoda annoy me. They're both goodie-two-shoes! Can't they be just a little bad?! Ok, so Obi-Wan came really close, but nooo, he had to stick to the light side, didn't he! They make me sick! It will be such a joy to rid the galaxy of their stench.

Oh, joy! Yoda's at my door. Come on, Lilli, don't let that shielding fail you now!

 

Can't they be just a little bad?!

I'm sure they are in their own way. Just ask Siri and Yaddle...

Still hoping his big plan blows up in his face.

Great update

 

Hmm, wonder who he's picked.

 

KELIA: You hope in vain, my friend.

NYCitygurl: You'll find out by the end, I'm sure!

It's late again, I know. I'm sorry. Let's hope with the beginning of a new term, I'll be able to update a little more often, at least for a little while.

Entry 11

I hate the person who came up with Pictionary! How does a bunch of lines look like a DC-17?! How I ask you?! But of course, everyone else could see what it was, so I lost. Annoying to say the least.

It seems that Yoda has noticed Skywalker leaning towards the darkness. Well, the kid definitely isn't subtle, that's for sure. I mean, with most Jedi, you don't even know what their feeling. I mean, I never have any idea what's on Obi-Wan's mind. He's always so quiet, and unemotional. It's hard to believe that his Padawan is Skywalker, who wears his heart on his sleeve. I still don't get how no one knows that he's in love with Senator Amidala. Sure, I don't know how far it goes, but since Skywalker and Kenobi were sent back out to the front, her gowns have become a little looser around the waist. Or maybe I'm looking too hard... I think she may be hiding something. There are rumours that she's pregnant. If so, Skywalker has a lot to answer for. Not only does it break the Jedi Code, (which he is SO loyal to) but it also gives Sidious some massive leverage...

This is why, when I am the Master, there is no way I'll have Skywalker as my apprentice. Chosen One or not, he's an idiot.

I have a day off, today! I don't have to do anything that isn't out of the normal. I don't have to see Sidious, or Palpatine! (Yes, I know that they are the same person, but they're just so different. But equally painful, though in different ways...) I think I will go for a walk in the gardens. I may be a Sith, but I still enjoy beauty. Until of course it is no longer useful, then I love destroying it! But for now, it serves in helping me keep my true identity a secret.

I wonder if Stass would like to go for a walk...

 

At least he thinks Skywalker is an idiot.

I agree.

 

when I am the Master, there is no way I'll have Skywalker as my apprentice. Chosen One or not, he's an idiot.

Too bad Sidious doesn't agree with your assessment of young Skywalker.

Loved that Mace was terrible with Pictionary



Great update

 

I love how he thinks Anakin's an idiot. And the Pictionary bit cracked me up

 

A/N: Just a quick update-like thing. I really don't have time to do this at the moment, so I'm glad this is pre-written. Um. I don't have time to do replies, so sorry, and PMs will have to wait until later, which will probably be "tomorrow" for you Yanks. Hope you enjoy this update!

Entry 12

Blech! That is the only word I can use to describe my day. First, I had to get up at 3am, to be at a Council meeting by 4am, that lasted until 12pm! (Stupid time zones of war zones...) Then, I had to go see Palpatine, with Yoda. As if Palpatine wasn't annoying enough, at least he talks properly! An hour with Yoda and I just pray to the Force for death! Ok, so it isn't really that bad. That type of standard is kept solely for Jar Jar Binks.... I hate him. It will be such a pleasure to bring about his death one way or another....

Anyways, after my meeting with Yoda and Palpatine, (which lasted for almost two hours) I had to go and see the healers for some routine thing. Well, they said it was routine, but I have never had that done to me before, so I don't know where they got routine from. That was another three hours of my day gone. And as if that wasn't bad enough, this evening, I had to go see Sidious. Said he was going to teach me something. The only thing I learnt tonight is how to hold my breathe as he tries to drown me... For FOUR hours!

So, now, I'm finally getting ready to go to bed, and it's almost 2am. You don't want to know what time I have to get up in the morning. Oh, wait, why bother going to bed. I have to be up in an hour... At least I have a Sith philosophy book to read, I guess...

Wait, that'll just put me to sleep. I'll watch the holovision, instead.

 

At least I have a Sith philosophy book to read, I guess...

Wait, that'll just put me to sleep



I wonder what Sidious would think of that!

Glad to see Windu's whole day ruined!!

Great update

 

Poor Mace - he needs a vacation

 

A/N: Thanks for the comments. I love ruining Mace's day!

On another note, I won't be sending out PMs until Friday, due to many assignments and exams in the coming days. On a good note, my school life is practically over after Friday, (only two or three more assignments, ever!) so updates should be coming more regularly.

Much love and I hope DRL is treating you all well.

Entry 13

Hey! I got some free time today! It was really weird... Anyway, I went on the holoweb. Good fun. I got on to this site about the Jedi. It was hilarious! They think that I am a nice person! Well, Mace Windu sort of is... but if only they knew the real me.

Then I got onto HoloTube. There are so many holovids of people hurting themselves, it almost isn't funny. But then again, people hurting themselves is funny. It's almost a paradox. Then I started watching holovids about the Sith. People have no idea what we are or what we do. There were so many of Dooku, it just wasn't funny. It almost makes me wish that I were a public Sith. I'm the cool one.

Although, when I searched ?Jedi? it came up with a vid about the top ten sexiest male Jedi. That's not usually my thing, but I decided to have a look. I'm number two, right after Kenobi, and right before Skywalker! Haha, Skywalker, I beat you.

I also found a way to hack into Senatorial records, but... let's just say, I won't be writing that down, just in case they decide to trace it...

In other news, Stass came around today, and she brought a holovid with her... It was definitely a feminine vid. I'm still shuddering from it. It seems that females have nothing better to do, than have us (males) watch them, watching other females swooning over some other male, who they would love to... any day of the week!

I put up with it, then put on a holovid that I enjoy. Hello James Bond! She hated it, so she had to watch me, watching some male get ..., blow things up and get really cool speeders!

Poor girl.

 

You got that right top sexiest Jedi.

Obi-Wan wins hands down.

 

I love imagining poor Mace being forced to watch a chick flick



Though, I guess he got his revenge

And what's with Yoda not making the top 3 sexiest Jedi?

Kidding - just kidding

Great update

 

Although, when I searched ?Jedi? it came up with a vid about the top ten sexiest male Jedi. That's not usually my thing, but I decided to have a look. I'm number two, right after Kenobi, and right before Skywalker! Haha, Skywalker, I beat you.

I also found a way to hack into Senatorial records, but... let's just say, I won't be writing that down, just in case they decide to trace it...


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