Fanclub Bringin' Sexy Back: The Cade Skywalker Fan Club

This thread was originally started in Fan Fiction Resource as part of our April Fool's Day shenanigans. Because horsey is made of awesome, she invited us to move here as the Cade Fan Club after the AFD festivities were over, so here we are!


*throws confetti*


Everyone is welcome! We'll also be open to discussion about the other characters and events in the Legacy cast, so pull up a chair, grab a drink or hit the dance floor and have fun!










Welcome to the thread wherein we shall discuss why Cade Skywalker, henceforth to be known as His Hotness, is the finest specimen of manhood in the GFFA. I?m Traci and I?ll be your thread host *waves* with credit to the lovely and talented JadeSolo for the original thread title: "Why Cade is the Hottest Piece of Ass in the GFFA."




Let us begin with HH's handsome eyes. They come in two colors -

Gorgeous Green:




and Riveting Red:



They change depending, of course, on what His Hotness happens to be doing at the moment. What?s not to love about a man who can be versatile?





Next, we have the powerful arms with the pretty tattoos:



There are darker tattoos on the other arm, but we'll chalk those up to 'Lifestyle Experimentation,' as young men are wont to do.





It has already been exhibited, but it bears repeating - the perfect rear:



We?ll just take a moment to reflect on that.







































*ahem*



Finally, we have the cute little skull on his muscular calf:



See it? Yep, that picture is all about his leg.





Discuss and/or Drool at your leisure.

 

Let me know if ya need more holos.

 

omg liek what is up with the picture abuse? SRSLY. Trace = banned.

 

His Hotness cannot be contained in 160 x 120 buttons.

 

Yummy

 

This thread is demeaning to Skywalkers!

 

Don't be hatin' the Hotness. He can't help being beautiful.

 

FIXED!

 

I so cracked up when I read His Hotness.
He definately is the hottest Skywalker so far.

 

What I personally like best about His Hotness is that he's upholding the whole family legacy of hotness. It just seems right, you know? He wouldn't seem like a real Skywalker otherwise.

 

Wheeze.... trying to catch my breath from laughing so hard! Seriously.

Skywalkers have always been good looking but Cade is hot, hot, hot.

 

Everyone knows Anakin Skywalker is the hottest piece of ass in the GFFA.

 

I see what you did there, bringing up legacy.

<Anakin voice> [Anakin voice] Don?t make me ban you...

 

Search your feelings, Trace. You know it to be true.

 

Fixed!

 

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All right, fine. I will concede that His Hotness was genetically predisposed to be the hottest.

 

You refuse to admit the obvious. Anakin so had the yellow eye thing first. I will grant you that Cade is hot, but he is not nor will he ever be the hottest.

Hot
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Hotter
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Hottest
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Assless chaps! ASSLESS CHAPS! *mourns inability to display assless chaps icon*

Gabri, I blame you for my entry into this thread, btw.

 

Nicki: Oh, no, you did NOT just bring Zayne into this. He's not even related! Or, if he is, to quote JJM: "It's 4,000 years - who cares?"


Bri: I so failed at noticing the assless chaps until you and Gabri brought it up. A topic worthy of discussion - truly!

 

Tsk, young fools. You do not know the true power of the dark side.


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I WANNA PIECE OF THAT, NOMNOMNOMNOM! <3 <3 We all want a piece of that! That, and only that, is pure hotness. This is the real reason behind Imperial power and competence.

 

Oh yes I did! You just can't handle the truth. (And he is so related. JJM didn't deny it, did he? )

 

QFT

 

Oh, NOW Rhonda comes back to Fan Fic.
















All right, let's stay on topic, please.

 

I want to know where you get this view on Anakin: [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v127/Orci505/10832948.jpg]