[Carnie Question] A Carnie Question

So, do carnies weird each out? Could you hear the albino boy mutter, "man, that bearded lady gives me the wiggins!"

Tell me.

 

I heard in a movie once that they have small hands, and that's what I know about Carnies.

EDIT: Added italics to the second "I" in my sentence.

 

Nah, they're all too drunk to realize how freaky they are.

 

[Yes Answer] Yes

 

I should probably mention The Simpsons and that episode where all that stuff happens and so on.

 

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To understand the mind of a Carnie, you have to reference the film "Freaks". It will answer all of your questions.


Plus, they smell like cabbage.

 

They probably are very tolerant of others.

*Side note*

One time I saw albino chinese twins at my work. They had blond hair and violet eyes. Crazy but they were totally cute little kids. I figured they would end up as super models someday.

 

Then they got into your mind, and made you drive your car into a brick wall?
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Only you do that, you little heartbreaker!

 

I know a jr. carnie who's hoping one day to become the pixie-dust spredder on the Tilt-A-Whirl.


Dare to dream, you know?

 

Don't forget they smell of cabbage.

 

What's the difference between a carnie and a pikey?

 

Pikey's are Irish Gypsies. Dirty. Foul. Mannerless. Watch Snatch to get an idea of what they can be like.

Carnies are circus sideshow freaks.

I'd wager that Pikey's weird Carnies out.