Central Perk, aka the 'Friends' discussion thread!

"It's naked Ross!!"

Oh, yes! The 100th post goes to me! Woohooo!

Ahem.

 

I was so close to the 100th post too... *pouts*

 

Well, if you want to get uber-technical about it, DarthCrambette had the 100th post in the thread (counting wadda's opening post), while DarthSnuggles1121 had the 100th reply in the thread (not counting wadda's opening post, which is what the number on the main page is next to the thread title and author). So, you're both winners in my book

 

Sorry, Crambette, but hey, it's like Leto said, we're all winners!

 

I'm trying to find the first Friends-themed thread I made....

"Friends-themed thread"... try saying that ten times fast...

Anyway, it is called the "Friends Quotathon" and was actually pretty popular but it isn't in my latest posts, and I made it last year, which is pretty strange... //confused

 

Well, if you can't find it, we can always just recreate it here! How'd it work, anyway?

 

It was just a thread where people posted their fave Friends quotes... it wasn't a game or anything but I don't think I've ever laughed so hard...

 

Oooh, spiffy. Well, let us know if you want us to revive that here, it's your thread after all.

 

My sister and I, we watch friends all the time! lol one of my favorite ones was when Rachel was watching Kudjo! She never fails to make me laugh.

 

I love how shocked Joey was to find out that Jo from Little Women was a girl!

 

Welcome aboard, LadyNaberrie & MasterPulp! Since I haven't greeted either of you before, grab some couch (or a chair, whatever's available), get some coffee, and feel free to chat up a storm!

 

Hi, thanks. I'm a newbie, and am relieved to find other people here love Friends.

"Yes, yes it is... in prison!!"

EDIT: typo.

 

"This isn't a marrage, this is the world's worst hangover!"

 

"Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I weren't going Commando..."

 

ROSS: I have to say Tupolo Honey by Van Morrison.
RACHEL: Nooo way! The most romantic song ever is The Way We Were.
PHOEBE: See, I-I think that one that Elton John wrote for, um, that guy on Who's The Boss.
RACHEL: What song was that, Pheebs?
PHOEBE: (singing) Hold me close, young Tony Dan-za...

 

Phoebe: "Money and a firm hand. Finally a Chandler I can get on board with."

 

One word: Unagi.

 

Ah, here's something I can do. I should tell you guys, I have AOL Instant Messenger, and for away messages, I have quotes from Friends. I have one quote from every episode, with the exception of the last two that aired cause I haven't gotten around to them yet. So, here are some of my favorites:

Joey's Look-A-Like: "Hey Mon! Hey Chan! (He goes to the fridge) Just gettin? a soda!" (Does so.)
Monica: "Who the hell are you?!"
Joey's Look-A-Like: "I?m Joey! How are you doin??!"
Joey: (entering) "No! No! No! No! No! How you doin??! How you doin??Damnit Carl! Go wait in the hall!"

Chandler: "How can I dump this woman on Valentine's day?"
Joey: "I don't know. You dumped her on New Year's."
Chandler: "Oh, man. In my next life, I'm coming back as a toilet brush."

Chandler: "No, see the thing is I want to get out of here before Joey gets all worked up and starts calling everybody b***h."
Joey: "What are you talking about? B***h."

I'll be back with more, of course.

 

I love that last one... they're watching Die Hard, right?

Oh yeah! Right before Ross and Joey "sleep" together... lol!

 

Two of my favorite Friends quotes:

The One With All The Poker
Rachel: Guys! Guess what!
Chandler: Um, ok... the... the fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident?

The One With The Stoned Guy
(Monica grabs for the package of gummi-bears that Steve is holding)
Steve: Bear overboard! I think he's drowning. (he throws some Sugar-O's into the punch bowl) Hey fellows! Grab on a Sugar-O... save yourself! (Mimicking the bears) "Help! I'm drowning! Help!"

~Allé

 

"Tartlets! Tartlets! Tartlets! The word has lost all meaning." - Stoned Guy (John Lovitz)

 

Man, John Lovitz was sooooo great for the role of a stoned guy. That is my very favorite episode, probably because of the whole "tartlet" part. So many great lines in that episode, so many.
One quote from Steve (the stoned guy) that makes me laugh hysterically every time is when he's eating the appetizers Monica has prepared and he says:
"Well, smack my ass and call me Judy! These are fantastic!"

Edit: Welcome AlleAria and others new to this thread! I think Leto's still trying to get rid of a scone if anyone's interested....

 

Favourite:

ROSS: Didn't you ever read Lord of the Rings in high school?
JOEY: No, I had sex in high school

 

Yeah, that LOTR quote is a great one!

Here are some more from me, and they even follow a theme - a case of mistaken identity

Joey: "Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?"
Gunther: "I thought you were Chandler."

Chandler: "Okay, a little announcement, a little announcement. I've decided that my best man is, my best friend Gunther!"
Gunther: "What's my last name?"
Chandler: "Central Perk?"

Ross: "Rachel! What are you doing here?"
Rachel: "I'm just visiting my good friend Carol."
Ross: "Your good friend?"
Rachel: "Yeah!"
Ross: "What's her last name?"
Rachel: "Carol...Lesbian?"
Ross: "Nice."

 

"You can't tell, but I'm trying to break the tension by mooning you guys."

And then there's the great trivia game they played in The One with the Embryos:

-"What is Chandler Bing's job?"
-"He's a transponster!!"