Characters Character Interview Thread

Ker Zomorian: I was knighted and became a Jedi engineer but got an apartment next to a Jedi who was a spy and invented useful things for the Intel department and I decided to become a spy.

What was your most trusted tool?

 

Palpatine cackled. "Oh, I had so, so many tools," he said, his voice quiet, with smug menace. "So, so many tools... humans and aliens, rivals and allies, geniuses and fools. All the galaxy made themselves my tool, because anyone can be manipulated, anyone can be deceived, and anyone can be provoked. I trusted none of them, of course. Trust is for idiots. It is not for the Sith." He smiled slowly, reminiscing as he leaned back in his throne. "The only tool I ever trusted, because I always knew it would do as I compelled it, when I compelled it... was the Force itself. Oh, it would be reluctant, of course. Like any servant, the Force must be controlled. You must catch it in a firm grip and break it upon your wheel. But once broken, the force is more loyal than an Apprentice, more steadfast than a Hand, more obedient than a Moff, and more pliant than the Masses. But always remember... the moment you slacken your grip, it will be free, and you will have break it all over again."

On the other side of the room, the three good Palpatine clones watching with a combination of disgust and disbelief shook their heads as one. "Have you ever heard such nonsense?" asked one.

 

Ortatious Aski: "A Hutt once told me I needed some more meat on my bones."

What's the craziest rule you've ever broken?

 

Darth Krayt: The Rule of Two. Because why have the Rule of Two when you've got the Rule of Cool, am I right?

*multiple Darths glare at the usurper from the Sith not-afterlife*

Darth Krayt: What?


How do you deal with a disapproving mentor?

 

Corissa Jade: Marry him.

Would you date a coworker? Why or why not?

 

Jio Gahal: "Coworker? Let's see. Carra? Nope, bad idea. Azivk? Worse idea. Lora? Being murdered in my sleep doesn't have much appeal. Wait, does Domina Tagge count as a coworker? Ah, what dark entities from the deep past did I offend to even contemplate such things?"


Rent, buy, or starship?

 

Bryerntan-la'darius Montrain Ducat frowns and shakes his head a little.

"What do you mean rent? If you want something, don't you just buy it? If I see something that I like whether it’s a house or a starship, I just buy it. I mean isn't that what everyone does?"

Notices Nicco blinking rapidly in incomprehension.

Isn't it?

Nicco mouths 'no'.

Fine, then...um...What do you think is the most annoying quality a person can have?

 

Hondo: Holding a grudge! Let me tell you about this Sith Lord I once held hostage, so vindictive! Sent a droid army to destroy all my stuff a couple years later, can you believe it?

How many of your ex-lovers are looking to kill you?

 

Kylo the Pirate: Oh, there are so many that I have lost count; but they work in my favor as no one expects the Castellano Inquisition as some people say.

What’s a quote you often hear that makes you laugh?


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NAVdemX: "I am not a meatbag" Those Jedi-knights using me and muttering about my impersonation of the notorious HK47 assassin droid.

What's your opinion of the new government?

 

Aes Rimi: Which one? Some of us are old enough to have seen 'new' come round again.
Are we talking about the Empire? In that case, please watch while I vomit into this garbage barrel.
Are we talking about the New Republic? In that case, well, I'm here to chew bubblegum and pass legislation, and I'll all out of bubblegum.*

*Skeleton Crew has kindly added gum to the GFFA, so I can get away with this shameless bit of appropriation.

What is your greatest accomplishment?

 

Lok Durd: My greatest accomplishment was the testing of the radiation grenades for our troops, it was a project undertaken by me and fellow scientist, Wat Tambor. We had collaborated before on a few projects, one still in development before next week, but the radioactive armaments is our best product to this very date. Imagine a contained ball of collected energy from our waste facilities and recycle it into a weapon against our Republic foes, it sounded silly on the datanet but it proved fruitful on Narq. Tambor issued droid troops to bombard the uprising of slaves in the North and the toxic weapons worked their magic. It still brings tears to me for such a beautiful munition so well crafted, the feasts I afforded on that bombardment were truly magical.

What is your favorite meal to feast on?

 

Ortatious Aski (8 Years Old): BUERBAL PIE!!

What was your favorite class in school?

 

Ulrika Grau: Kinda, when me and Ellie discovered our niece Mira was force sensetive we brought in our old friend Asajj Ventress to help train Mira in the ways of the Force... But that lead to her eventually becoming a Jedi Knight, which isn't easy for me and Ellie to accept for our little girl, given how the vast majority of Jedi tend to met violent ends (Yoda basically the only one to die in his bed). And so far on her path as a Jedi Mira has been in mortal danger countless of times, making me at times wonder if she could have lead a much more save life if we hadn't brought in Asajj to teach her.

If you have children under your care (wether they are yours, families, adopted...) do you ever managed to recognize them as fully grown adults or will they always be your little girls/boys, to you?

 

Queen Leia: I admit, it’s difficult to judge when they’re fully grown because I had to become Queen and mother before I felt fully grown. Having one in law school helped.

Which of your mentors do you wish you’d never met?

 

Jacen Solo: Lumiya, hands down.

Darth Ferrus: *whispers* Who's Lumiya?

Darth Festus: Wannabe Sith Lady, lied her ass off and convinced the Enlightened One over there to turn to the dark side.

Ferrus: Wait, does she even exist in our 'verse?

Festus: Kind of? I mean, we mostly try to forget she ever existed.

Ferrus: You mean like Dark Empire?

Festus: Yeah, like that.

Luke Skywalker: *facepalms*

Jacen: *facepalms*

Who inspires you to be better?

 

Triclops: My dad

Jacen Solo, sotto voce: Who's he again?

Luke Skywalker: We've all agreed not to talk about this.

Jacen: Like Dark Empire, eh?

What else is best left forgotten?

 

Yoshiko Zabi: My lizard monkeys, mischievous little creatures but they never judge me, though they laugh at me a lot, they laugh at everything, abd they keep me company despite being… well me, so I at least want to be a good caretaker for them. The last semblance of friends or family I have left.

I wish the people of Celonia would just forget and move past me. But of course they never will, not after all I did.


Do you have any unusual pets?

 

Lando: I know what Mara’s answer would be, but act though it may have been, I still say she looked lovely wearing my shirt.

Mara: I will stab you.

Lando: What deadly risks can you just not help taking?

 

Ker Zomorian: I did take a deadly risk going on a solo mission and what did it get me?
Vana Belkam: A stay in that medical emergency post on Sicenna.
Ker: What has caused a stay in the med-ward for you?

 

Hobbie Klivian: How much time do you have?

Who was your favorite medical care provider?

 

Leia: Dr. Skywalker. Having a mother who hid from the empire in the medical corps sometimes comes in handy and if nothing else, she’s the only doctor Anakin Skywalker will actually obey orders from.

What did you want to be when you grew up?

 

Kylo the Pirate: I wanted to become a Shinobi like my mother, grandfather and so many of my ancestors back when I was young and naive.

Besides Dark Empire and Bruno what else do we not talk about?


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