Characters Character Interview Thread

Ker Zomorian: I was knighted and became a Jedi engineer but got an apartment next to a Jedi who was a spy and invented useful things for the Intel department and I decided to become a spy.

What was your most trusted tool?

 

Palpatine cackled. "Oh, I had so, so many tools," he said, his voice quiet, with smug menace. "So, so many tools... humans and aliens, rivals and allies, geniuses and fools. All the galaxy made themselves my tool, because anyone can be manipulated, anyone can be deceived, and anyone can be provoked. I trusted none of them, of course. Trust is for idiots. It is not for the Sith." He smiled slowly, reminiscing as he leaned back in his throne. "The only tool I ever trusted, because I always knew it would do as I compelled it, when I compelled it... was the Force itself. Oh, it would be reluctant, of course. Like any servant, the Force must be controlled. You must catch it in a firm grip and break it upon your wheel. But once broken, the force is more loyal than an Apprentice, more steadfast than a Hand, more obedient than a Moff, and more pliant than the Masses. But always remember... the moment you slacken your grip, it will be free, and you will have break it all over again."

On the other side of the room, the three good Palpatine clones watching with a combination of disgust and disbelief shook their heads as one. "Have you ever heard such nonsense?" asked one.

 

Ortatious Aski: "A Hutt once told me I needed some more meat on my bones."

What's the craziest rule you've ever broken?

 

Darth Krayt: The Rule of Two. Because why have the Rule of Two when you've got the Rule of Cool, am I right?

*multiple Darths glare at the usurper from the Sith not-afterlife*

Darth Krayt: What?


How do you deal with a disapproving mentor?

 

Corissa Jade: Marry him.

Would you date a coworker? Why or why not?

 

Jio Gahal: "Coworker? Let's see. Carra? Nope, bad idea. Azivk? Worse idea. Lora? Being murdered in my sleep doesn't have much appeal. Wait, does Domina Tagge count as a coworker? Ah, what dark entities from the deep past did I offend to even contemplate such things?"


Rent, buy, or starship?

 

Bryerntan-la'darius Montrain Ducat frowns and shakes his head a little.

"What do you mean rent? If you want something, don't you just buy it? If I see something that I like whether it’s a house or a starship, I just buy it. I mean isn't that what everyone does?"

Notices Nicco blinking rapidly in incomprehension.

Isn't it?

Nicco mouths 'no'.

Fine, then...um...What do you think is the most annoying quality a person can have?

 

Hondo: Holding a grudge! Let me tell you about this Sith Lord I once held hostage, so vindictive! Sent a droid army to destroy all my stuff a couple years later, can you believe it?

How many of your ex-lovers are looking to kill you?