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Chris Kattan in Mango: The Movie

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by WindexedStormtrooper, May 6, 2002.

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  1. WindexedStormtrooper

    WindexedStormtrooper Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Not to be confused with Liz Skywalker's sig, I just read somewhere that the people at SNL, including Lorne Michaels, are writing a script for the a movie starring the SNL character "Mango" played by Chris Kattan. I find this hard to believe that they are making yet another movie based on a SNL character but apparently it IS in the works!!

    Can you catch a falling star...

    without burning your hand??

    Can you say to an earthquake...

    hey! hold still a little bit??

    No?

    Such is Mango...!
     
  2. MetallicPea

    MetallicPea Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jan 18, 2001
    I hope it involves the killing of Mango.
     
  3. Radiohead

    Radiohead Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 31, 2002
    Ouch. That's gonna be a bad, bad movie.

    Bad.
     
  4. deltron_zero

    deltron_zero Jedi Master star 6

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    Feb 1, 2002
    i don't know, it could be funny if it had lots of will ferrel and tracy morgan...
     
  5. thegreatyoda

    thegreatyoda Jedi Master star 4

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    Jun 10, 2001
    Mango: The Movie ? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


     
  6. B'omarr

    B'omarr Jedi Master star 6

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    Apr 7, 2000
    Great, you ruined this thread and we have to scroll over now.
     
  7. Tellesto

    Tellesto Jedi Knight star 5

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    I hear this one is actually directed by Lauren Michaels, so you know it's good!
     
  8. DUSHONI

    DUSHONI Jedi Master star 4

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    Aug 22, 2001
    [image=http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/golding/307/animango.gif]


    PS..seriously dude..edit your post..
     
  9. Radiohead

    Radiohead Jedi Padawan star 4

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    It's Lorne Michaels. He's not a woman...

    And, yeah, edit that post so we don't have to scroll.
     
  10. WindexedStormtrooper

    WindexedStormtrooper Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Yeah, I agree. This sucks now. Anyways,
    they said something along the lines of them
    having the money for another SNL based
    movie. Although they usually are terrible
    movies, I think they end up making at least
    SOME money due to the fact that the movies
    are so cheap to create. Anyways, they were
    planning on a "Sprockets" movie, since SNL
    owns the intellectual rights to "Sprockets"
    and Mike Meyers is busy doing other stuff,
    that they were going to make yet another movie based on an SNL character, and they
    decided on Mango I guess.

    Mango says NO!!!
     
  11. thegreatyoda

    thegreatyoda Jedi Master star 4

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    Jun 10, 2001
    B'omarr: A few extra mous clicks won't hurt you.

    Dushoni: PUT THAT PICTURE AWAY! GOOD GOD MAN! I must not be the only one who's ruining the thread.

    PS,
    Please do not PM me unless you have a valid topic.

    PPS,
    In accordance to your request I have edited my post. It is now 3 O's shorter. You're welcome.
     
  12. DUSHONI

    DUSHONI Jedi Master star 4

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    Aug 22, 2001
    How courteous... [face_plain]
     
  13. B'omarr

    B'omarr Jedi Master star 6

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    thegreatyoda: despite the fact that a few more mouse clicks won't hurt me, the fact that those few mouse clicks are caused by a post where you have no other reason than to post an extended version of the word "no" (see how easy that was, only two letters?!) is really what has ruined the whole thread. And the fact that 1) you accused someone of sending you a PM with no subject is completely hypocritcal, as your above post contributed nothing to the thread, and 2) you continue to be antagonistic by editing your above post, and leaving said post the way it was, really has shown the jackassian nature of your true self. I don't know how you can look in the mirror. Too bad you probably had to scroll over to read this.
     
  14. Bithysith

    Bithysith Jedi Knight star 5

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    Oct 6, 2000
    They should make a "How Do You Say....? Ah Yes! Show Starring Antonio Banderas: The Movie". :p ;)
     
  15. DUSHONI

    DUSHONI Jedi Master star 4

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    Well said B'omarr :D
     
  16. GasCabbie

    GasCabbie Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Jun 28, 2001
    Back on topic... :)

    Mango: The Movie. If this isn't just a romor, it just goes to show any skit that survives more than a couple repeat appearances gets made in a movie. I recently asked my friend why they haven't made a Celebrity Jeopardy Movie yet. :rolleyes
     
  17. DUSHONI

    DUSHONI Jedi Master star 4

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    Son of the Suns = the man! :)
     
  18. CarbonKnight

    CarbonKnight Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Why do they keep making these stupid SNL movies? As far as I know, they are rarely ever hits, and rarely make much more then their production cost. I truly feel sorry for anyone who saw an SNL movie commercial and said "I've gotta see that!"

    Hmmm $8 for an SNL movie equates to $100 for a Star Wars movie?
     
  19. Darthkarma

    Darthkarma Jedi Padawan star 4

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    the only time I've really enjoyed a performance by "little" Chris Kattan
    was the opening of the recent SNL show
    where he repeatedly HIT the Rock. It
    was funny and surprising...but I really
    wanted to see THE ROCK hit him back!
     
  20. JediJeffro

    JediJeffro Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Jun 23, 2001
    Mango: The Movie?

    Corky Romano anyone?
     
  21. SithDewd

    SithDewd Jedi Knight star 5

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    Jun 8, 2000
    OH.MY.GOD.PLEASE.BE.A.JOKE.PLEASE. :_|
     
  22. DUSHONI

    DUSHONI Jedi Master star 4

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    Aug 22, 2001
    How about a Mr Peepers movie?

    [image=http://ddi.digital.net/~damsan/PEEPERS3.JPG]
     
  23. Obi_Wan_01

    Obi_Wan_01 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Aug 17, 2001
    Liz_skywalker should be here with her stupid last line ;) And a mango.... :D
     
  24. WindexedStormtrooper

    WindexedStormtrooper Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I'm guessing Mango: The Movie would involve Mango getting into (relatively) wacky situations, and include a gaggle of cameos from various people (just my guess). Ok, so what has better odds: Mango: The Movie being funny, or me winning the lottery, getting struck by lightening, and having a hole in one all on the same day???
     
  25. CookedYaddle

    CookedYaddle Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Apr 23, 2002
    Mango: The Movie = Augh

    Just Say No, kids.
     
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