Classic Trilogy Character Underwear Speculations

I got this idea from a thread I saw in lit forum a long time ago, when looking to see what the oldest threads were.

You pick 3 or more characters (in this case Classic Trilogy) and speculate about what type of underwear they wear. Characters may discussed, repeated, and deabted as much as desired.

Luke Skywalker: Definitely briefs. He's a farm boy, whiney boy, and lives with his aunt and uncle.

Leia Organa: Well, we already know she doesn't wear a bra. (There's only like 10 threads about it if you're curious). I bet most of the time she wears silk panties, but on occasion, definitely a thong.

Willhuff Tarkin: Briefs. Briefs = less material = less cost on galaxy wide market = saves the Empire money.

Your turn!

 

Tarkin probably goes commando.

Vader probably wears bionic underwear.

Leia is definitely a thong kind of girl.

 

No... If anyones going comando... Its Leia
...I uh mean....



Tarkin: Definatly a thong! You wonder why he has that sneer all the time?

 

Ewwww. Stop talking about me!

And it's boxers dammit!

 

Han: definitely briefs.. i dont think boxers would work with those tight pants

Lando: oh i bet he's sportin a G-string.. the ol' smoothie..

Leia: now this is an interesting theory.. many people watch RotJ because that's when Leia wears the metal bikini... *technically* that's her metal underwear and she is wearing it throughout the entire trilogy!

Chewie: after much thought i've come to the conclusion that he is going commando

 

"Chewie: after much thought i've come to the conclusion that he is going commando"

Yeah, it's protected by the "bandolier" over his shoulder.

 

MBJ: So you're telling me you know all about the anatomy of a Wookiee?

 

Leia: The SW equivalent of Victoria's Secret, silk panties, cotton panties, thong, g-string, commando for when wearing really, really tight pants.

 

commando for when wearing really, really tight pants.

 

JMO: Don't vent your feelings of inadequacy at me!

 

Be quiet or I'll tell everyone about that Jar Jar tattoo you have on your butt.

 

Toooooo much information!

 

Han is actually a boxers guy. At least, he was when he was young. In "The Paradise Snare" when he goes for a dip in a lake with Bria, it describes him as "stripping down to his shorts." haha!!

Leia: Yeah, definitely silk panties, but goes for the thong on those special occasions, like when she's with me.

Palpatine: Commando, for sure. With that flowing robe, he figures no one will ever see anything anyway.

 

That's not a tattoo. Jar-Jar really does look like my butt.

And his portrayal smells like my butt, too.

 

Instead of eu de toilette it's ewww da toilet.

 

*technically* that's her metal underwear and she is wearing it throughout the entire trilogy!

Makes sense to me... I doubt Jabba's henchmen would make her change into it, so maybe it was what she just happened to be wearing under the Boussh costume.

Jabba would wear underwear, but he doesn't fit.

 

i posted this on "The Emperor: Boxers or Brief's" thread .. but i thought it fit here too...


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Vader : Definately "C-3POs Secret".

Hey! Why do you think he ordered C-3PO scrapped in ESB?

Leia : Commando. Thong for when she's kissing whiney farmboys and silk when she's dating smugglers.

Chewbacca : Thong. It's the only thing his fur will cover.

 

Well, it depends on how far his hair was to stick out. It'd just flatten the hair in places and you'd still be able to see it.

 

Vader: Hot Pink underwear lol
Han Solo: white underwear with jabba's face
Luke Skywalker: blue silk boxers

 

"Jabba would wear underwear, but he doesn't fit."

Anything he wore would become a "tighty-whitey" or a thong, regardless of what it was beforehand.

Actually, Jabba would fit perfectly in a sock.

 

Luke:Briefs.
Han:Boxers.
Tarkin:Briefs,standard imperial issue.
Leia:Thong or Commando.
Lando:a man thong or the Boxer briefs.
Owen:Briefs.
Beru:Thong in AOTC,Granny panties in ANH.
Vader:nothing except metalic covering.
Palpatine:nothing.
Walrus man in ANH:Commando.
Obi-Wan:boxers.
Biggs:briefs.
Stormtroopers:imperial issued briefs.

 

Luke: Boxers.
Han: Brightly coloured boxers.
Chewbacca: Fur undies.
Emperor: Black underwear with silver print.

 

LOL @ this thread

Luke: Boxer shorts with smiley faces on them
Lando: Suave silk boxer shorts-in dark blue (dunno why I picture him this way, but I do)
Darth Vader: Commando ::drools::
Palpatine: Boxer shorts with little death stars on them. Or Depends.

 

Leia: Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about.

Bonus points if you can name which movie that's from!