Counterattack

*keeps out of the war...*

This jdi are peacefull...

*sitting in a corner and watch how the war will end*

 

*Just like that, Arcana crawls out from the shadows toward the X-wing*

- This is not the way of the Muppet. But sometimes, I have to forget about TAWG..grr.

*Raises his Muppet hands and uses the Force to fix the X-wing*

- My work here is finished. You owe me...

 

*seizetsu stand at his newly raised X-wing, full of amazement*

- So it is indeed true then, there is some goodnes in the hearts of muppets.. I'll let the muffin mix dry of over-night. Tomorrow I shall go and find Enji. And since her X-wing is back, I won't have to get beaten to death by her.

*seizetsu sits down, resting his back against the X-wing. And soon, he is fast asleep*

 

*Tries to assimilate those silly fluffy bunnies*

*and releases "Dalahästen" (the horse in the corner) towards the britts*

mwuhaha! you don't know the power och the Dalahäst!

 

*sneaks up and stand over seizetsu as he sleeps*

you will never find Enji! wha ha ha ha ha!

*cuts brakes on x-wing and then sneaks off into the night*

 

*presses detonator and watches as the bunnies explode*

Hahahaah you thought the bunnies were real! In fact the were replicas made from mash.

 

*high fives loon*

good work my friend!

 

Stuey!? Stuey1? THey lied yr not here at all.

*steals another traffic cone*

 

*Looks at the dud( ) in suprise*

phew good job yr remotes buggered...

*steals some chocolate and runs*

 

*fiers a realy big wave of tierd old laides*

be gone wicked FFUK´r! we are invading you! not you invading uss!

 

Did they all run away? No fair! I wanna fight!

*starts yelling*

Come back, you feeble, weak British!

*pause*

Wait...we're supposed to keep them away from here, right? Right...

*shrugs*

*runs after Jedi_Loon with a plate of pölsa*

Eat this, Brit!

 

Pölsa?? Now that's evil...

Go get them QG

 

Well stop being soooo boring and come on over ...

 

*loads the long-range artillery cannon with sausage rolls*

*watches through binoculars as many Swedes get pastry in their eyes*

next time it'll be pasties not sausage rolls! then you won't be quite as fortunate

 

//Starts firing custard tarts in the faces of the Swedes...

 

*picks up the pölsa that Kee has left behind*

Ooh, there's nothing you can throw at us that is worse than pölsa!

*starts throwing pölsa at the Brits*

And it you're not careful we will bomb you with SURSTRÖMMING! You don't want to know what that is... *evil laughter*

 

//Dodges the oncoming pölsa...

//Loads up the Haggis cannon....



//Lets loose a barrage of Haggis's upon the Swedes...

 

Holy ****

haggis is taking it too far!

*catches the haggis and munchies on it*

yeuch it's gone off

*throws it catchin Enji right in the face*

 

//Fires more Haggis....

Stuey, going too far it may be, but thay asked for it!!

 

*wipes the haggis from her face*

Yuck! But I still say pölsa is worse...

 

Upon hearing that, fires another Haggis at Enji...

 

*pulls funny face that looks something like this> but more anal*

 

*throws custard pies in all directions*

*sneaks up behind loon and hits him with a pie for the hell of it*

 

Now now brothers, don't fight amongst yourselves!!! The enemy is that way!

//Points in the general direction of the Swedes....

Pull yerselves together!