Cure for hiccups - works every time

So my wife and I discovered this technique. If you are having hiccups that won't go away, all you need to do is have someone ask you "What color is an eggplant?" When you answer, the hiccups will be gone.
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What if I don't have hiccups?

 

Then it's already worked, Everton!

timmoishere, your idea is much better than mine; decapitation. Though mine is guaranteed to work, yours just seems a bit... arbitrary.

 

What if you don't know the colour of eggplants...? Or if you have never heard of them?

 

It still works. The idea is to keep your mind off the hiccups, if only for a split second.

 

Or you could drink Colt 45.

 

I prefer the glass of water trick.

 

I know 2 different glass of water tricks for hiccups

 

PRESIDENT QUAYLE!

 

Wait, is that an ad for the alcohol or the roofie he's dropping in it?

 

Try swallowing a huge glob of peanut butter.

 

That's what I usually do, but I would guess the eggplant trick is less likely to cause heart attacks in people who get hiccups a lot. :/

 

*ROTFLMAO* This thread is hillarious!
BUT, it is the solution to one of teh most deadly... Umm... What are hiccups anyway? Oh well.
My meothod is holding my breath. It works quite well if you do it long enough. Do it too long, and it will have the same results as decapitation. Or having you face glued shut with peanut butter...

 

wut

 

ASK THE PERSON WITH THE HICCUPS RAPID FIRE YES/NO QUESTIONS

IS THE SKY BLUE?
DO U HAVE A NOSE?
ARE U WEARING A SHIRT?
...
...
AND AFTER A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS

DO YOU HAVE THE HICCUPS?

IF YOU DO IT RIGHT THEY WON'T