Darth Vader was a Nubian God!

Yep, the blackest brother in the galaxy was the God of the planet that made Padme's ship.



wk

 

"What's a Nubian?"

 

Snootch to the nootch, yo.

 

kinda sad that ignorant stereotypes exist even among those seemingly smart enough to be SW EU fans.

pretty sad karrde, racism is a pathetic thing, and your ignorant thread and the comments by that other guy who replied really show that.

 

I'm guessing you've never seen Chasing Amy ...

wk

 

loon, its from Chasing Amy. Its funny if you know it

 

You guys almost made me laugh . . .

 

Yeah, Chasing Amy

 

darn. im bested again by my serious lack of TV watching. im sorry about those comments back there.

i shall look for this 'chasing amy', int he mean time, carry on chaps!

 

To quote that whole sceen (which I have in .mp3 on my pc )

Holden: Aw, come on. That's a bunch of horsecrap. Lando Calrissian was a black guy, you know, he got to fly the Millennium Falcon, what's the matter with you?

Hooper X: Who said that?

Holden: I did. Lando Calrissian is a positive roll model it the realm of science fiction/fantasy.

Hooper X: Muck Lando Calrissian, Uncle Tom black guy. Always some white boy gotta invoke the Holy Trilogy. Bust this. Those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down, even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this crap. You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blonde hair, blue eyes. And then, you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian God.

Banky: What's a Nubian?

Hooper X: Shut the muck up!! Now, Vader, he's a spiritual brother, you know, he's down with the Force and all that good crap. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a lightsaber and the boy decides he's gonna run the mucking universe. Gets a whole clan of whites together, and they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the muck do you call that?

Banky: Intergalactic civil war?

Hooper X: Gentrification! They gonna drive out the black element out to make the galaxy quote unquote safe for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment, because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty old white man! They tryin' ta tell us that deep inside we all wants ta be WHITE!!

Banky: Well isn't that true?

No prob loon, no harm, no fowl

wk

 

I've only seen Clerks. I need to watch more Kevin Smith movies...

 

Man, he's funny. J+SBSB was a little to entrenched in inside jokes though...

 

Man, I started a thread called "Any Kevin Smith Fans in Lit". It got cancelled after thirty-seven enthusiastic YESes because it wasn't Star Wars-y enough.

 

Anyone ever wonder what a SW film would be like if Kevin Smith wrote the script. Hmm, I never heard of Kevin writing any novels but he does do comics. A SW comic done by him would so funny. He could bring in excessive swearing and drug use to the EU.

 

Hyup. Anakin Solo would be the kid with the "bong-saber" and Jacen would be an uptight square who gasps when people curse. Leia and Han will be incredibly horny. Jaina would need to be aborting Kyp's children every few months. Not that I condone drug use, but in comedy it works great.

 

Karate kid, you took the suggestions right out of my mouth.

 

Umm... were you talking to me?

 

Yah, I was talkin to YOU.

 

Ah. Well then, thank you. Where'd ya get the moniker "Karate Kid" from?

 

Well actually, I just looked at your little profile there and saw that you take martial arts. So therefore the name "Karate Kid" popped in my head. It's a good nickname for you.

 

Nice of you, even if my black belt isn't in Karate . Happy thanksgiving to the boards, then, that's my last post of the day.

 

"I've only seen Clerks."

All you really need to see.

 

You people might laugh when I ask this, but seriously folks. What IS a Nubian?? cause as of now I can't remember.

 

It's a kind of starfighter.

 

Nubia
Pronounced As: noob , ancient state of NE Africa. At the height of its political power Nubia extended, from north to south, from the First Cataract of the Nile (near Aswan, Egypt) to Khartoum, in Sudan. It early came under the influence of the pharaohs, and in the 20th cent. B.C. Seti I completed the occupation of the area. Many centuries later Egypt itself was ruled (8th and 7th cent. B.C.) by conquering Nubians of the Cush (Kush) kingdom. Later, after the Assyrians expelled (c.667 B.C.) Tirhakah from Egypt, the Cu****e capital was moved (c.530) from Napata to Meroë. Meroë fell (c.350) to the Ethiopians and was abandoned. The region then came under the sway of the Nobatae, an ethnic group that mixed with the indigenous stock and formed a powerful kingdom with its capital at Dongola. The kingdom was converted to Christianity in the 6th cent. A.D. Joined with the Christian kingdom of Ethiopia, it long resisted Muslim encroachment, but in the 14th cent. it finally collapsed. Nubia was then broken up into many petty states. Muhammad Ali of Egypt conquered (1820-22) Nubia, and in the late 19th cent. much of the area was held by supporters of the Mahdi.