Do you think that Ned Flanders could take Groundskeeper Willie in a fight?

We all know that both men are pretty beastly, as far as their physique.

We also know that there's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman.

However, we also know that Ned Flanders has quite a temper, at least in disciplining his children and depriving them of nightly Bible stories.

What say you, JC?

I say it'd be quite a fight.

 

Willie easily.

 

Willie in about five seconds. Hoes and shovels and stuff.

 

Everybody in the U.S.A.
Hates their stupid neighbor.
He's Flanders and he's really, really lame!
Flanders tried to wreck my song,
His views on birth control are wrong.
I hate his guts and Flanders is his name.
He's the man that I hate best,
I'd like to see his house go up in flames.

 

Willie.

He has the temper, where Neddy is too much of push over.

 

Wellll....Willie's got the reach, but Ned has his patented Bible Bash technique.

He's also a widower and not about to take any guff from a Scotsman!

I'd say Ned...in about 8 rounds!

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One on one, it'd be Willie easily. But God has a habit of helping Flanders out, so it's not all that clear cut.

Amazing.

 

And plus, hens love roosters, and geese love ganders, but everyone else loves Ned Flanders. That would probably boost his morale, and thusly, his skill.

 

Oh that's not even fair I mean what is poor Willie going to do for any hour or so. It's a waste of Willie's time. Though I don't think he much cares. After all Willie hear you Willie don't care.

 

Willie would crush Ned's evangelical skull.

 

Flanders would be dead in less than a minute.

 

Flanders is pretty badass when he gets angry enough but Willie has this murderous foreigner-rage buried deep within his red haired body making him dangerously unpredictable.

 

I killed this poor thread.

 

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Who's Ned Flanders?

 

Willie would win.

 

Willie would crush Ned Flanders!

 

I see I'm not the only one to remember Flanders is the mother****ing DEVIL! He wins, no contest.

 

Who's Ned Flanders?

Marge's next door neighbour, religious guy?

Willie did a fairly impressive job against the Alaskan timberwolf that escaped from Krustylu Studios, but I can't help but imagine misfortunes befalling him similar to those he was subjected to in "Treehouse of Horror V."

 

What are you daft, woman? Obviously Willie is far superior to any character in the Simpsons.

We need polls on these boards.