Amph Eeny meeny miney... Hey Moe! Random action movie quotes.

- Who's that?
- She's my wife.
- How long have you been in this country again?
- Three days.
- Nice going!

 

I think I remember you now. We asked for your help years ago, and you turned us down. Well, I'm going to tell you now what you told me then: **** off!

 

I need my pain!

 

@#%&*^^%%$#%^&&&^%$@@#()^^%$%^*((&$##)$#@@$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Full Metal Jacket)

 

"You can't handle the truth"

 

[at the town festival]
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Then let's finish it, right now!
Buford's Gang Member #1: Uh, not now, Buford. Uh, Marshal's got our guns.
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Like I said, we'll finish this tomorrow.
Buford's Gang Member #2: Tomorrow, we're robbin' the Pine City Stage.
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: What about Monday? Are we doin' anything Monday?
Buford's Gang Member #1: Uh, no, Monday'd be fine. You can kill him on Monday.
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: I'll be back this way on Monday! We'll settle this then... right there... out in the street... in front of the Palace Saloon!
Marty McFly: Yeah, right. When? High noon?
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Noon? I do my killin' before breakfast! Seven o'clock!
Marty McFly: Eight o'clock. I do my killin' after breakfast!

 

If any of you sons of ******* calls me grandpa, I'll kill you.

 

Aaaaaarmy training, sir!

 

Need a lift?

 

Mesa Jar Jar Binks.
Yippy!
I got a bad feeling about this.
That is no moon.
I am your father.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't like sand.
Use the force, Luke.

 

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

 

"I needed that scratch. To awaken me."

 

...until ... that day ... til all ... are ... one ...

 

*sniff* goddamit man...nearly 30 years later and that scene...that scene still makes me cry...*sniff*

 

Possibly the most traumatic event you can inflict on a, what, 10 or 11 year old kid.

 

I think I was a bit older than that when I first saw that scene...

 

- May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?

- Well, first I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the street light, and I realized, y'know, he's just working out. I mean, how would I feel if somebody come runnin' in the gym and bust me in my ass while I'm on the treadmill? Then I saw this snarling beast guy, and I noticed he had a tissue in his hand, and I'm realizing, y'know, he's not snarling, he's sneezing. Y'know, ain't no real threat there. Then I saw little Tiffany. I'm thinking, y'know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some ****, Zed. She's about eight years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I'd say she's up to something. And to be honest, I'd appreciate it if you eased up off my back about it.

Or do I owe her an apology?

That's a good shot though...

 

Welcome to Earf!

 

It just be raining black people in New York.

 

Tacka-tacka-tacka-tacka-tacka-tacka-tacka-tacka-tacka!

 

Alright, I'll bite: are you imitating an automatic weapon or are you actually quoting a character?