Empire Strikes Back's Ice Cream Maker Guy

I can see the toy line now
Hasbro's Star Wars-The loser line
Includes Ice Cream Guy, the stormtrooper that bumped his head, the death sticks guy and to finish out the line that Jedi that got shot by Jango Fett. I would buy the all!

 

They could call it the Jar Jar Binks line...also include Jar Jar with poodoo on his foot, the overly tall Jawa and more...I like it

 

If anyone is attending the San Diego Comic Con and would be willing to help out with the petition drive LMK!!!

ocb75@yahoo.com

 

That's hilarious! I never noticed him.
That page made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.

...um, almost peed my pants. Yeah, that's what I meant!

 

Glad you liked it

If Hasbro ever did make a ICMG Figure the various stores may have to hire and extra mop up crew

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The Ice Cream Guy rules! He'd be the prize of my action-figure collection.

 

He would be for me too AgentCoop

 

HAHAHA A very good figure, i want it in my SW collection LMAO

 

The Ice Cream Maker Guy deserves a place in my signature.

 

ALL HAIL BLUE YO- no wait sorry-
ALL HAIL ICE CREAM MAKER GUY!

 

I see a spinoff...

 

Thanks for the support gwaernardel

Thanks to anyone who signed the petition and tell your friends!!!

PS The petition will be at the San Diego Star Wars Society at the Comic Con this weekend!!! Make sure you stop by and say hi to those running the booth if you will be there, and let Hasbro know you want an ICMG Action Figure too!!!

 

Great post. I laughed so hard I nearly wet my pants. Good to see a little humor on the boards every now and then instead of everone getting mad at each other.

Damn it, I want one of the figures, too!

 

Glad you liked it sellars1996

 

interior, a guest suite in Cloud City

the doors open and a stormptrooper rushes into the room

Trooper: (out of breath) Lord Vader, my troops have reported back from the search, i regret to inform you that we were unsuccessful in finding him

Vader: you looked everywhere? did you check the surveillance systems for any signs of him?

Trooper: yes my lord

Vader: hmm, continue the search, i want to know where he went! did he leave anything behind?

Trooper: nothing could be found, my lord, there is much activity amonst the civilians, there appears to be a mass evacuation, it is detrimental to our operation

Vader: my patience is dwindling captain, continue the search!

Trooper: yes lord vader!
umm, my lord?

Vader: yes?

Trooper: shouldn't we be going after Luke Skywalker and the other rebels instead of that ice-cream guy?

Vader (gets up from his chair):i will not tolerate insubordination!

(raises his hand towards the trooper)

Trooper: gahh! (clutches at his throat and falls to his knees)

Vader: i find your lack of ice-cream disturbing...

 

OCB, i signed your peititon. Great site btw.

That "looser line" is a great idea too. I could also see the Ewok who hit himself in the head with the rock, on that line.




--Ice Jedi--
a distant relative of ICMG

 

OCB, i signed your peititon. Great site btw.

That "looser line" is a great idea too. I could also see the Ewok who hit himself in the head with the rock, on that line.




--Ice Jedi--
a distant relative of ICMG

 

That is some good stuff Darth_Reaper

Did anyone notice the Ice Cream Dishes in the Bespin Dining room scene?

 

I haven't laughed that hard for a long time.....a long time.

Hey, if there's a ICMG cult thread, I'm in!

 

*SCENE: Med Bay, Rebel cruiser, end of TESB*

TwoOneBee: Princess, Master Skywalker's newly grafted hand should function properly once his nerve endings fully mesh with the circuitry of the microgyros. Also, his tonsillectomy was a nearly complete success. He should recov-

Leia: Nearly complete?!? Nearly complete?!?

TwoOneBee (haltingly): Without his tonsils, Master Skywalker has, ah, developed a rather precise delirium, a mild acute condition in which he believes he needs-

Luke (weakly): Bes...pinBerry... mine. (slumps back in bed)

Leia: What did he say? (Shaking droid) What did he say?!?

Lando (nervously, eyes darting back and forth): I think he said, "Yes, I'm very fine." Yup. See? He's looking better already! (Lando props Luke up in bed, forces one of his eyes open while covering Luke's mouth with the other hand)

Luke (muffled): Bsspn... mrrfm...

Leia: What?

Lando (sweating): Droid, this patient needs some morphine.

TwoOneBee: But, Master Calrissian-

Lando: Stat!

 

Consider this the Cult Fat Fett

Also very nice addition Astraeus, I did notice a streak of something resembling BespinBerry Blast running out the side of Luke's mouth in the final scene

 

Closing in on the big 900, Who Else Wants Some???

Ice Cream Maker Guy Official Website

 

Everyone here made a mistake - it's not an ice cream machine that guy has in his hand - it's a giant bong!

Blur

 

Great stuff! Well done.
I haven't collected actionfigures since i was a kid (however, i still feel the need to complete my original Kenner collection), but i would buy Ice Cream Maker Guy in an instant!

That "looser line" is a great idea too. I could also see the Ewok who hit himself in the head with the rock, on that line.
- It's a great idea, but there is already an actionfigure of that Ewok. It was Wicket (wasn't it?)

 

I think you are right that was Wicket, the Wicket in the modern line way too big, they need a new smaller one...

How about

Ice Cream Maker Guy
Stormtrooper who Hits His Head
Dead Ewoks 2 Pack
Jar Jar with Eopie PooDoo

Wave 2

Coleman Trebor
Imperial Officer from Endor Bunker
Skeletal Remains of Owen and Beru
Gaping Chest Wound Greedo