Lit EU CHARACTER UNDERWEAR ... SPECULATION!

Don't forget Palps. I betcha he'd poop himself. Being that he's technically elderly and all.

 

What the kark are you guys all talking about?
In the words of George Lucas: There is no underwear in space.

 

I hear that's the limited-edition variant of this thing.

 

Lucas said that there was no underwear because she wanted to know why she couldn't wear a bra.

 

so technically the EU contradicts the movies by implying that there is underwear... omg we need a retcon to remove all underwear from the EU!!! So characters either were nude when depicted in underwear... or displayed bodypaint. no wonder Star Wars is so naughty.... kissing equals sex, no underwear anywhere.
Guess it is time for a new drinking game when rewatching the movies
I will ask Leeland Chee about it, include quotes by Carrie Fisher and George Lucas including page numbers of official books that I know the quotes are in.

PS: Waru loves you all with or without underwear! In the end, underwear does not exist and where one thinks so, it is just a Fallanassi illusion. All those pacifists must be useful for something at least.

 

Maybe some stuff that looks like underwear is considered clothing by the wearer. For example, see Darth Talon.

 

^ Bingo. What Lucas was saying is that underwear is a state of mind.

 

There are lingerie models in the SW universe though...like that one dancer with six mammaries from Jabba's palace.

 

Whenever you do talk to Leland, make sure to cite GrandAdmiraIJello for inciting this madness.

 

oh definitely

 

that was underwear or clothing? I thought it was bodypaint paired with black ducttape... after all, ducttape replaces underwear when it comes to Mr. Lucas!

 

Oh yeah. Duct tape holds everything together.

 

According to The Human Centipede 2 (one of the most poorly made movies in film history, and not even serviceable as a shock film, but I digress), duct tape is also strong enough to hold a human being for over two weeks

 

It is if you use enough.




....or so I've heard.

 

He definitely didn't use enough. Of course, even if he had, the dumbass left the pregnant girl totally unbound. Cuz like, she's pregnant, and therefore totally incapable of movement. Of course, none of that would have even happened if the girl hadn't believed that Quentin Tarantino's agents drove dingy vans.

Better stop there, before I go on all day about the plotholes of that movie. As far as shock films go, I'll take A Serbian Film over it any day

Y'know, not that I'm into that stuff.

 

Your secret is safe with us.

 

The real story is I have a horror movie buff friend who also watches a lot of the shock stuff. I still vehemently disagree that A Serbian Film is a masterpiece, but it's fairly good at what it does (even if it does have that incredibly stupid scene where the dude gouges a mans eye out with his penis; you heard me), at least we both agree Tom Six is a greater hack than Michael Bay.

I'm not sure what the purpose of shock films are. You can get the same amount of shock and terror, with a ton of great laughs thrown in, by watching a truly awful B-movie. Anyone who has not seen Birdemic has not lived. Anyone who has not seen Rise of the Scarecrows is in for a treat.

 

okay, remember there are kids on this board folks...

 

My friends and I tried watching Birdemic once. I think I was the only one who bothered paying attention all the way through. As for Serbian Film, I've only seen, uh, one scene. It involves a machete. In terms of B-movies, nothing can surpass Tommy Wiseau's masterpiece, The Room.

...This conversation has gotten dangerously off-topic. GUYZ MARA JADE SHOULD WEAR A THONG THRAWN IS A HOTTIE JAINA'S SKIDMARKS

 

I'm sorta one of them . Or at least I'm one of the younger ones (19).

RC: Make it through Birdemic without laughing once. I dare you. I tried that dare, and failed about 30 minutes in, and the horrifically awkward conference scene. A music queue plays, they all go "yaaay!", pause... then the exact same queue plays, and they do it again... and it happens a third time. It is glorious. Best thing about the movie is that it is meant to be taken completely seriously.

 

For someone who doesn't get shock films' purpose, you sure seem to like talking about them.

 

19? oh my... I remember when I was 19 about soon to be 11 years ago

and now that I remember me at 19.. ouch, okay.. pretend I said nothing.

 

I'll confess, they are interesting, though as far as interest goes I'm much more interested in documentaries about them. It takes a... special type of person to make them. The genuinely crazy ones are endlessly entertaining.

It should be noted, however, that Birdemic is not a shock movie. That said, there are some pretty shocking things about it.