Ever play strip poker?

That usually takes place after the game.

 

Sorry I was gone for so long. I was trying to find cards that weren't stuck together. Then I noticed that the cards I found had a little hole punched through them. I then started staring at the hole. Then I... What was I talking about?

 

Maybe I'm missing something here, but when playing strip poker over the forum, its a little difficult to tell if everyone is appropriately disrobing, no?


And even if everyone is honest to their losses, you're just gonna have a whole bunch of people sitting naked in front of a computer screen displaying a Star Wars forum.


It would be, to say the least, awkward were some one to walk in on that.

 

You know how they settle this in the Wild West right?

Cheater.

~Hand on pistol~

 

All's fair in love and war...and I didn't say anything about the aces you two were sharing under the table...but if it will make you feel any better I'll play fair.

*removes left shoe*

All better?

 

* throws shirt and hides behind Scarlet *

 

What if I'm already naked? They should have a show on Bravo called 'Celebrity Dress Poker'. They can have people like Roger Ebert and Al Roker on there. I'm sure it would be a hit.

Truthfully, I'm not naked. I am wearing a t-shirt, pants, and 2 socks. Sorry, I am not wearing underpants...

 

I got a:

10 of hearts
J of hearts
Q of hearts
K of hearts
A of hearts

Ladies,remove some clothing.

 

I concur.

 

Oops. Are you guys actually playing? Because I decided to go for it and I just got four 3s and a Jack. That's pretty crazy. I shuffled and all that junk. I know they weren't in order because my friend and I played 4 days ago, and the fact that I just obsessively shuffled them. Hmm?

 

What is that like 8 aces now

* lightly kicks Scarlet under table...have that weapon ready, sister, i sense a plot to disrobe us... *

 

~Gets bored~

~Leaves~

Told you I cheat.

~Takes TRADMIC with her~

How about a swim TRADMIC?

 

And yet you get indignant when I was accused of cheating? Well, I never...

 

Man, this thread is growing fast. So are some other things I take it...

I'm naked right now, just got back from a shower. So since I've already lost I can't play.

 

Who won? DO I get to get naked, or not?

 

I've been duped, abandoned even!

* searches for Scarlet, sadly * ...i don't think she likes me that way..

 

In all honesty, I have my husband on the phone right now.

BRB

 

But I like you, and surely that counts for more.

 

dismisses the search
already have a girlfriend anyway

 

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I loved this "It's Pat" sketch. Pat wins at strip poker and everyone else is naked. Great stuff.

 

The plot thickens...

 

I've been kicked to the curb.

Now I know how Eddie Murphy felt in Boomerang.

 

who kicked esteban to the curb? same one who kicked me?

what plot, prof?

tired confusion cannot be setting in already...

 

Hubby doesn't mind what I do online.

 

Yeah, I;m getting tired too. Of course, that just makes this surreal little experiment that much more odd.

I like it.