Ever see Guy Ritchie's movie Snatch?

One of the best movies ever. Brad Pitt is great, but Jason Statham is better. See it now.

Dagsy edit: Cleaning up the title

 

Nope.

 

That's the getaway driver? He doesn't look like he could get away from anything.

 

it's great, but I prefer Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

wolf

 

then why is he called GUY ritchie lol thats pretty ironic

 

This title scares me.

 

Guy Ritchie's Snatch, it's hot.

 

I saw the Madonna Playboy edition, so yes.

 

my mate owns it ( thats where i saw it)

it's a very good film.


"I don't care if you're Mohammed....'I'm 'ard' Bruce Lee"

 

i dont want to see any guy's snatch

that is gross

 

I've seen his wife's Snatch.

 

Excellent movie!

Tommy: It's for protection!
Turkish: Protection from what? Ze Germans?




Lock Stock was more fun, more laddish, but Snatch had more twists (if that's possible) You gotta see it (if you're old enough to hire it out )

 

I've never busted out laughing so hard at the name of thread before in my life.



And yes, I've seen the movie. Got the DVD.

 

I own Snatch and Lock Stock, but I prefer Snatch. It has a better rewatch value.

 

"What's coursing?"
"Hare coursing. They set two lurchers -they're dogs, before you ask- on a hare, and the hare has to outrun the dogs."
"So what if it doesn't?"
"Well the big rabbit gets ******, doesn't it?"
"Proper ******?"
"Yeah, Tommy. Before 'zee Germans' get there."


I Turkish. And Brad Pitt.

 

Not up close!

 

'Snatch' is great. Hilarious movie.

"Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?"
"...because he dodges bullets, Avi"

The whole "pig farm" monologue is one of my favorite film monologues of all time.

 

Great movie. If you have the DVD watch it with the Pikey subtitles on.

 

Tyrone: I didn't see it there.

Vinny: It's a four-ton truck, Tyrone. It's not a Sosa packet of ******* peanuts, is it?

Tyrone: It was at a funny angle.

Vinny: It's behind you, Tyrone. Whenever you reverse things come from behind you.

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Tyrone: I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats.

Vinny: Your seats? Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.

 

I watched the first part of this movie Friday night, and finished it up on Saturday afternoon.

 

You hated the lack of Yoda, didn't you?

 

I actually just got Snatch today. Very good film.

 

Ohh, that reminds me. The Dead Kennedys - "Viva Las Vages"

Twilight City gonna set my soul
It's gonna set my soul on fire
Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn
So get those stakes up high

There's a thousand pretty women waiting out there
They're all waiting, they'll never make air
And I'm just the devil with a lung to spare, so

Viva Las Vegas
Viva Las Vegas
Viva Las Vegas

How I wish that there were more
Than the 24 hours in the day
Even if I ran out of speed, boy
I wouldn't sleep a minute of the way

Oh that blackjack and poker and the roulette wheel
I'll poach your money lost on every deal
All you need is sonar and nerves of steel, so

Viva Las Vegas
Viva Las Vegas
Viva Las Vegas

Viva Las Vegas
Where the neon signs flash your name
The one-arm bandits cash in
All soap's down the drain
Viva Las Vegas
Turning day into nighttime
Turning night into daytime
If you see it once
You'll never be the same again

Gotta keep on running
Gonna have me some money
If it costs me my very last dime
If I wind up broke
Then I'll always remember that
I had a swingin' time

Oh, I'm gonna give it everything I've got
Lady Luck's with me, the dice stay hot
Got coke up my nose to dry away the snot, so

Viva Las Vegas
Viva Las Vegas
Viva Las Vegas
Viva, viva Las Vegas

*feeling rock & roll desire*

 

If Its Stolen And Its Diamonds You Go To Doug The Head


Great FIlm